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Posted by
Sul, 14:45, 2nd June 2004:
I´m having a wonderful time here, a few miles closer to Friday´s knickers, in Mallorca. Weather´s great. I just got a bargain in this timeshare scheme thing as well. All things are looking peachy. You know me though, cant pass a PC without having a quick play... unfortunatley there are filters on the porn sites so I had to come on here.
Posted by
Brock, 14:51, 2nd June 2004:
Unlucky mate. Surely there are some loose women in Mallora you could get pissed and jump up and down on, though, isn't there?
Must be, surely ;)
Posted by
Sul, 14:56, 2nd June 2004:
Plenty mate, they all get blind drunk out here, just whats needed for a young lady to agree to some sul-loving. Plus my standards are well low. I´m just having to a break for looking at all the T and A. Its a pervs paradise here.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:00, 2nd June 2004:
:)
Hello Sul
Posted by
Sul, 15:04, 2nd June 2004:
Hello Rosie. I´ll be all tanned when I get back but it wont last. So if your sister wants to get busy with a flaky skinny alco stinking stud then send her my way sharpish :)
Posted by
Brock, 15:07, 2nd June 2004:
Best tie a piece of string to Sul's front door, Rosie, then poke your sister in both eyes first, though. Then give her the free end of the string to follow to the love lair. Unless she has a strong nose for the smell of Stella, in which case she could follow that.
Posted by
syl, 15:11, 2nd June 2004:
Ooh I hate you so much Sul...
Not really, you should be on the bitch, I mean beeeeach. Not here. Go away and enjoy your holiday.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:20, 2nd June 2004:
my sister drank so much the other day she turned yellow! The doctor said she was a binge drinker and told her to pack it up!
It could be love at first sight....
Wow, Sul has always had a think for Lisa Simpson. You could be right.
How the devil did she turn yellow? What was the cause of that?
Posted by
Rosie, 15:40, 2nd June 2004:
something to do with her liver. It was gross!
ah..liver not working correctly.
Posted by
Rosie, 15:53, 2nd June 2004:
She still goes out and drinks 7 bottles of wine in an evening though - so it hasn't put her off!
Posted by
Brock, 16:02, 2nd June 2004:
Holy shit! 7 bottles? I think I have overdone it if I have 2 and a few shorts!
unfortunatley there are filters on the porn sites so I had to come on here.
ick
now wash your hands
and my screen
hey rosie, she needs to take extra B vitamins and an amino acid called N-acetyl-cysteine, to give her liver a bit of a fighting chance vs the alcohol
(for non alco's the NAC makes a brilliant hangover preventative, btw. it's the major precursor to the chemical process the liver uses to break down alcohol)
Posted by
syl, 16:41, 2nd June 2004:
It sounds quite serious Rosie, really. She needs to stop that. (gosh. listen to your auntie sylvie!)
Posted by
Brock, 16:56, 2nd June 2004:
Having said all that, if she drinks 7 bottles of wine a night, that would increase the chances of Sul getting his leg over, I'd have thought.
;D
Posted by
syl, 18:21, 2nd June 2004:
I don't know. I might give Sul a good going over if he weren't young enough to be my son. No, wait...
34-22=12. Okay Sul, you're on!
Posted by
su, 22:08, 2nd June 2004:
gross
Posted by
WarHead, 22:46, 2nd June 2004:
12 years ain't that bad.
Posted by
syl, 08:07, 3rd June 2004:
Note that I said 'he's young enough to be my son' and not 'I'm old enough to be his mother' *shudder* I am getting old, but at least I am learning how to delude myself subtly.
Posted by
WarHead, 08:51, 3rd June 2004:
I'm not. I went out on me bike last night for the first time in yonks and me ould hip is giving me terrible gip.