Posted by
kaila, 23:45, 2nd June 2004:
I work with a very very strange woman named Marian. Well...worked. Anyway, She is a very strange person who runs into me everyday as if she is walking through air. She makes a slurping noise constantly (like sucking through a straw) it is quite gross. She burps in your face like it's an everyday thing. And she will cock up a leg and let a fart blow. Hey it's no big thing (?!) She fucks up her work constantly leaving clothes out of orders, tagging things incorrectly, etc. My boss has fired her once and she begged him to let her keep her job, so he let her come back. Then yesterday evening a customer (a cop) comes in and says "Did you fire Marian?" "No, well we did but we gave her a second chance." "Oh, well she won't be back" "?????? mmmmmmmm-k" This morning I get a call to come in to work as soon as I can. Why? Marian is in jail. "What?!@!??" "Yes. She robbed a bank yesterday" omigod.
Posted by
WarHead, 23:52, 2nd June 2004:
Sell your story to the papers.
Posted by
kaila, 00:19, 3rd June 2004:
I won't get much. maybe I could get all dressed up in a moo moo (? spelling) and throw my hair up in some curlers, throw on some blue eye shadow, red lipstick and stand in the middle of the trailer courtyard and shout it to the world!! Then I'll be on TV! yes!
Posted by
donnie, 07:56, 3rd June 2004:
Yeah but no but yeah but... what?
Posted by
syl, 08:24, 3rd June 2004:
And to think a simple pill can solve all Marian's problems.
marian has no problems with cyanide. her problem is she doesn't have a penis of sufficient size
and, yes, this simple pill will solve marian's problem