Posted by
cal, 00:52, 4th June 2004:
Micheal Jackson: "I am Peter Pan... I AM PETER PAN!!!"
joop: Hey Cal, are you the one who made a lot of children with Mary, my mother????
akasha jones www.gatitasexy.hotmail.com (714)-542-4445: i want to meet a quite guy
thasleemlshah: love
Brock (doc): Needle like penis! That is my own man organ!
linnpeek: thanks for the warnings against using sms.ac
beeeargooooaoddd ioctuor luuucid (doc): and you wank whilst you ask and we can all see the spunk?
Ali: hello h r u?
derock@webmail.co.za: Hi ilove you
shashank shashank_11 9811272810: hi
anon: does it hurt on your stomach
sexylad3883: chat with me at
ali_international2@hotmail.com ok my dear
jadid14: whats up some one what to talk
iftekhar+52@hotmail.com: hello and how are fazaullah iam iftekhar ur friend ok by
bdaweesh@yahoo.com: ???
anon: 11) 90 degrees in a right angle 33) 15 months in a ___ ___ calendar
Brockles: OI! Monkey head! Where's the text round-up?
26161: Rupert
bitty: hoe santa is cumin
me me: ho u doin? up da bum? luv issit
rachel: wot are you moaning about get a life
46762160219: diana
40726631228: eu
nsau89@aol.com: Hi Cal, please approve me. What happens when im approved?
piku address oli123_29@hotmail.com: Hi Saima I want to talk with you . are you talk to me ? so pls come on . Thanks Piku
REALLY MIGHTY VIC!: I demand a place on the SMS roundup, you ex-pat SOB.
shaunnaborna@aol.com: anyone else think that lee dainton from dirty sanchez is soo sexy4 eva and eva i have 150 posters of him round me room
elias: hi I dont have message
Jamie Clark (doc): Alfie, 12:25 12 May 2004 : ^&)^&((%*(%*^%(%)
Andy Meek (doc): MY Setup: 5.2UberHz Zantium Pro, 6Tb Ram, 5Thz Geforce 'I am the daddy' 20K, 200TB RAID (5) fibre, Soundblaster 200.1 pro doohah, 82" LCD widescreen, Windows 3.11, MS Works for windows, 240V 50Hz power AC, 66W!
Doctor "Lou Carpenter" Cid. (doc): <img src="http://reading.buttonpusher.net/avatars/lou.jpg"><img src="http://reading.buttonpusher.net/avatars/lou.jpg"><img src="http://reading.buttonpusher.net/avatars/lou.jpg">
BugsyBill@aol.com: Why yes of course I do want to see all you may have to offer me in a NAKED pic .
anon: DEFFINITION DU SMS
CATHY LIL@LIL.COM 336-227-8036: HEY GIRL ARE YOU SINGLES YES OR NO? I AM YOUR BABYGIRL BABY
CATHY LIL@LIL.COM 336-227-8036: HEY BABY ARE GOING OUT WITH ME YES OR NO? ARE U
CATHY MCCUISTON: HEY ARE YOU ONLINE THE CHAT LINE WITH ME YES OR NO? LOVE YOUR FRIEND CATHY MARIE MCCUISTON
CATHY LIL@LIL.COM336-227-8036: HEY ARE U GOING WIRTE ME BACK YES OR NO? BABYGIRL
(all within 2 minutes of each other, --cal)
lover_sanjay5@hot,mail.com: u want to chat with me
Solveen (doc): You won't believe the amount of poo that came out. Seriously, I had to stand up because it was still coming out in a solid line.
Sounds a bit like another of the Doc's alter egos to me. (doc): Food : pizza pasta chicken casserole, Music : r and b hip hop dance pop, TV Show : father ted little britain 2 pints of lager, Author : no, Movie : terminator 1 /2/3, Night Club / Bar : buzz bar/ ikon, Animal : lion, Person : my best m8 maRK who is a boyracer too, Website :
www.rsownersclub.co.uk, Place : escort rs turbo in the park, Possession / Thing : my red car/my camera fone, My Best Day... was when i was at skool.A teacher was naging at me for my home work so i told him. i couldnt be asked to do it. lol lol & when i told a teacher to go fook her self
aqeel: hello miki how r u
Alvo (doc): dont waist it, play with it, smear it, eat it, roll in it..... it could almost be an advert for honey.... yeah..
Brock: I is sorry about the "our site" bit. I is a cunt. You can hit me with a stick, when you see me, if you consider it appropriate... :(
Janny/bitch1@amibitch.com/2514582934: Hey Cal, I like your work!Check mine at
www.amibitch.com .I will contact you later,I have some questions to ask you.thanks Janny
aanett18@yahoo.com: can somebody find lilthug for me. he's latino, tall handsome and I really want to get in touch with him
lisa locks 091251954: hi there esxy wot u bin up 2 i is getting horney wot about u babe lv ya loads lv nick and madg
arsepuppy (doc): eeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!! 4get being a gay prostitute that iz like so disgustin and so sad i mean y wud u wana bcum a prossie and sell ur body for money y dont u jus get a man!!!!!!!!!!
Brock has a needle like penis. FACT. (doc): ...how does "force feeding" become "force-blowjobbing"? exactly? ...how does "force blowjobbing" become "force-blowjobbing"?
jeff (doc): please pardon a niamcal newby's ignorance, but was that in relation to the "tulip touch" or the "dinky"? He dressed up as a clown. Gusso. And then abused some kid with glasses and ear wax. Beating the ground with a big hammer.
Sul (doc): "knock knock" "who's there?" "cargo" "cargo who?" "cargo *beep* *beep* and run over all the easter bunnies"
rav: hi love
doc: WARNING! In the considerations of safety, would owe never leave you an anal sex of male attempt at dolphin with you. The member of dolphin of Bottle-nose is d'autour 12 inches, very of muscular, and the push and the force of l ejaculation (the male of A can come until 14 feet) would cause serious internal damage, having for result the peritonitus and possible death. Unless you are the masochist type, you will have one difficult moment explaining your annoying situation with the doctors in the room of help....
Monskq: hi this is a test message
su: you are wearing odd socks today
rahman_pamenang: haloo kawan apo carito
00966506066842: iam from k s a iwant sexy girl
lilsmitty_14@hotmail.com: I already asked a girl out and all, but i just dont know what to say to her. I need help fast
it's me! (friday): sorry I haven't sent u message for long time - but I do still love you!!!
noor/nooriahoo@hotmail.com/0333-4255485: where were u last days mail me now i am waiting. bye NOOR
anon: what up
babylbg@hotmail.com: Hi ow r u
anon: I THINK YOUR ALL DUMB
anon: HELLO
amel_delpiero@yahoo.com: i love sevchenko
Ted Maul: $news = $fact * $importance;
Posted by
friday, 08:15, 4th June 2004:
My sms inbox:
Please buy some rusks and get the games from Carlos
Hi! Been working long hours since back. Worked the whole weekend!
We will now upgrade your sexlife. Please wait. Searching... searching... searching... ERROR NO SEX LIFE FOUND If you want one call me.
Did you get my email re sound equip? Keith in Kinshasa
:-)