Posted by
Grim..., 12:45, 15th June 2004:
I challenge anyone to be having a stranger lunch than me today.
I have had a box of Dairylea triangles.
Anyone had a stranger lunch (if Cal's playing, then he probably will have)?
Posted by
Lyn, 12:49, 15th June 2004:
Banana sandwich?
Posted by
Brock, 12:51, 15th June 2004:
Grim: You fat bastard!
I am having a sensible Chinese Chicken and lettuce baguette.
Aren't I healthy?
Posted by
Grim..., 13:05, 15th June 2004:
It's alright, it's Dairylea light (which I think tastes better).
Posted by
Brock, 13:12, 15th June 2004:
Only makes you a not-so-fat bastard, though. It's still a whole box.
Posted by
jeff, 13:17, 15th June 2004:
the other day i had a yoghurt, a pack of prawn crackers, a chocolate biscuit and a banana... today i feel sick so i picked up the only things in the supermarket that i felt i could stomach, which is a yoghurt and a pack of cookies. turns out the cookies are a bit stale (or burnt, i cant work out what's made them so horrible). I ate the rest of my lunch at 9am which consisted of a banana, a brunch bar and a packet of wotsits. it really is a wonder that i'm still under 9 stone..
Posted by
Lyn, 13:20, 15th June 2004:
I hate you more and more jeff ;)
a slice of bread, a slice of pork tongue, a slice of turkey, all wrapped round a boiled egg. twice.
Posted by
chris, 17:45, 15th June 2004:
cold chicken korma from the tescos deli counter.
the worst thing i ever ate was a 12oz serloin steak, just not cooked at all... that was a drunken bet though.
Posted by
Sul, 17:53, 15th June 2004:
mmmmmmm chewy :)
Posted by
Rebecca, 23:02, 15th June 2004:
well, this strange lunch wasn't my own, but my mom's
radish-and-butter sandwich
eww.
Posted by
cal, 00:37, 16th June 2004:
pret strawberry smoothie and two strawberry pop tarts (one hot, one cold)
Posted by
Brock, 10:27, 16th June 2004:
Too impatient to warm the second one, were you?
today:
third of a tin each of black-eye peas, flageolet beans, & butter beans, small tin of tuna, small tin of chopped tomatoes, some tinned spinach, all mixed together soused with walnut oil (bottle to hand) and some balsamic vinegar
yummy
like a cold gazpacho but with nutrition in it.
Posted by
Brock, 14:55, 16th June 2004:
Freak.
fair enough
but about the lunch?
Posted by
Andy, 20:51, 16th June 2004:
Sunday lunch (Beef, Yorkshire pud etc) - on a Wednesday!
I'm just such a crazy son of a bitch
Posted by
jeff, 21:17, 16th June 2004:
bet you're wearing odd socks too right?
Posted by
Grim..., 11:41, 17th June 2004:
& 0 talent
Posted by
WarHead, 12:59, 17th June 2004:
1 man and his dog, went to mow a meadow
Posted by
Rosie, 15:21, 17th June 2004:
HALLA!!
Posted by
WarHead, 16:30, 17th June 2004:
On Digital.
Posted by
Brock, 17:01, 17th June 2004:
On a promise
Posted by
Sul, 17:08, 17th June 2004:
On the blob
Posted by
WarHead, 22:39, 17th June 2004:
On anism.
Posted by
Sul, 22:51, 17th June 2004:
On omatopoeia.
Posted by
Brock, 23:05, 17th June 2004:
Onamotabike.
Posted by
Andy, 23:23, 17th June 2004:
Ontology
The study of existence
Not that I've just looked up any old "on.." word in the dictionary or owt...
Onpotato Twopotato Threepotato Fouwar?
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
My old man's a dustman, he wears a dustmans hat, he wears gor-blimey trousers and something else like that.
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Let's all go down the Strand.
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
The cockney firestarter, I start the cockney fires, I get me cockney matches, etc lalala.
I'veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Lost my phone Lost my phone Lost my phone
Lost my phone Lost my phone Lost my pho-oooone
Lost my phone Lost my phone Lost my phone
Lost my phone LOST MY PHONE!
Itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
Might be back at home back at home
back at home back at home back at ho-ome
back at home back at home back at home
back at home BACK AT HOME!
Could be on the train on the train
on the train on the train on the tra-ain
on the train on the train on the train
on the train ON THE TRAIN!
England football hero is called Wayne
He's called Wayne He's called Wayne He's called Wayne
He's called Wayne He's called Wayne He's called Wayne
He's called Wayne HE'S CALLED WAYNE!
Ryming's pretty lame pretty lame
Pretty lame pretty lame pretty la-ame
Pretty lame pretty lame pretty lame
Pretty lame PRETTY LAME!
andle's on the game on the game
on the game on the game on the ga-ame
on the game on the game on the game
on the game ON THE GAME!
Juuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudy
Dench is a dame is a dame
is a dame is a dame is a da-ame
is a dame is a dame is a dame
is a dame IS A DAME!
I'mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Off for a smoke for a smoke
for a smoke for a smoke for a smo-oke
for a smoke for a smoke for a smoke
for a smoke FOR A SMOKE!
Friday, Give us a song
Friday Friday give us a song
Friday, Give us a song
Friday Friday give us a song
Posted by
jeff, 09:52, 18th June 2004:
thats on of the best mad posting bouts this site has ever seen.
ever seen ever seen ever seen (etc..)
Posted by
friday, 15:02, 18th June 2004:
La la la la Abe
He wants to have a baby
But he lost his phone on his way home
When he went to see his lady
La la la la
La la la la Rosie
Thought she had a posie
To give to Abe or was it Vic
She didn’t know
Coz she was being dozie
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dozie dough to the right to the left
Yep. Dozie dough to the right to the left
Swing it now just one more time
to the right to the left, left, left, left, left
Abe’s old mans a dustman
He wears a dustman’s hat
He wears gaud blimey trousers
And he lives in a council flat
etc
I had a sandwich with some vegetarian fried bacon, some lettuce/raw spinach, coleslaw, mayonnaise, the red wax off a babybel, a few slices of the babybel, and butter. In wholemeal bread. Mmm and it was nice indeed.
I had cold home-made chili spooned into a sandwich on granary bread. Yum.
Posted by
cal, 03:00, 22nd June 2004:
you're not supposed to eat the wax, right?
i didn't, i sent it to uncle moc. he has a wax deficiency in his diet so eats wax so doesn't have a wax deficiency in his diet so he sends it back to me who then puts it on the table next to the plate waiting for the inevitable imminent plaintive e-plea for wax from a freshly waxless moc
it's important to only eat babybel, not full grown bel, otherwise you could get mad cheese disease
Posted by
Jason, 17:34, 25th June 2004:
coffee, as usual
who do you NORMALLY drink it as?
Posted by
Jason, 20:25, 25th June 2004:
Was that some of that "Last of the Summer Wine"-type humor?
Posted by
Brock, 20:47, 25th June 2004:
No. That was just Shite, as we call it over here. You'll have to forgive him, he's Australian.
Ah that was just too sexy a joke for you poor earthlings, wasn't it. Fess up, you stand in befuddled awe at that nifty transposition of juxtaposed avatarialish yoomour.
You don't have to forgive me. Just send money.
Posted by
Brock, 00:55, 26th June 2004:
Um.
Bollocks.
i can't compete with that scintillating interplay, that coruscating excoriation of all before it.
Posted by
Brock, 19:50, 27th June 2004:
I am a repartee maestro, I tell you.
My vocabulary knows no limits! I can weave a riposte like a twirling... erm... roundy....erm......
thingy.
Bugger :(
people should still send money, though
to me
just to be absolutely clear
Posted by
Brock, 20:10, 27th June 2004:
*WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSH*
You deserved that one, Perc.
;p
I think whoosh to you, although in fairness, you would have expected that comment to be serious.
It was a double mock.
Posted by
Brock, 20:17, 27th June 2004:
Oooh, Perci, with this double mock, you are spoiling us, ambassador!