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Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:48, 17th June 2004:
 
SWITZERLAND!!!
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Posted by Gary, 15:51, 17th June 2004:
 
Fuck off you Scottish cunt! :P

Go England! :D
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:52, 17th June 2004:
 
Scottish cunt?

_("£$%*)"£
Posted by Brock, 16:08, 17th June 2004:
 
Yeah! Surely the extra 'cunt' reference is implicit in calling him 'Scottish', Gary.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 16:14, 17th June 2004:
 
suppose its better than 'English wank'!
Posted by Brock, 16:19, 17th June 2004:
 
..er?
Posted by WarHead, 16:32, 17th June 2004:
 
%$&*$(£$

Have they scored yet?
Posted by Brock, 16:37, 17th June 2004:
 
They'd be cheating if they have. The game doesn't start till 5...
Posted by WarHead, 16:41, 17th June 2004:
 
Didn't you see my %$&*$(£$
Posted by WarHead, 16:42, 17th June 2004:
 
I must have forgotten to retract my Biro when I was putting it in my pocket today, because I have three lines on my shirt.
Posted by Sul, 17:23, 17th June 2004:
 
Rooney just scored.
Posted by Sul, 18:32, 17th June 2004:
 
Rooney just scored.
Posted by Sul, 18:44, 17th June 2004:
 
And Gerrard
Posted by Sul, 19:05, 17th June 2004:
 
Hmmm so we won 3-0. Fuck you Foggie then I suppose. ;)
Posted by Brock, 19:07, 17th June 2004:
 
Yeah! You Scottish fuck!
Posted by WarHead, 22:23, 17th June 2004:
 
Go on Brock, have a little gloat, you know you want to.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 22:26, 17th June 2004:
 
Yeah, Woo, etc. now if only the fucking French could have put the Croats away like they were supposed to.
Posted by WarHead, 22:36, 17th June 2004:
 
Unreliable, the French. I've always said that.
Posted by Brock, 23:08, 17th June 2004:
 
They were too busy surrendering to put any fucking fight up.

Now there's a vicious historical circle of behaviour, if ever I saw one. Maybe they were waiting for the English to come running out from behind the goal and beat the nasty opposition like we had to in that little skirmish in the 40's with the Krauts.
Posted by Andy, 23:26, 17th June 2004:
 
Fucking French


Fucking Krauts for that matter
Posted by Brock, 23:28, 17th June 2004:
 
*applauds*

We were all lax with the obligatory response to mention of the Garlic-sweaters. You have saved the day, Andy.
Posted by Jason, 23:30, 17th June 2004:
 
Garlic-sweaters?! Tell me more, I've smelled this smell but it was a Polish man I used to play soccer with. I've smelled a few Germans on the pitch and marked their BO as being curiously strong (I wouldn't say garlic though, maybe onion).

Is this a known genetic thing that has been kept from American school's textbooks?
Posted by Brock, 23:31, 17th June 2004:
 
Like the entire of the world history that hasn't been written by Hollywood, you mean?
Posted by Brock, 23:32, 17th June 2004:
 
fucking yanks

;)
Posted by Andy, 23:34, 17th June 2004:
 
How about:

Fucking Johnny Foreigner
Posted by Andy, 23:34, 17th June 2004:
 
Seems to cover most things at once.
Posted by Brock, 23:35, 17th June 2004:
 
Dunno. The Patagonian's are nice people, and I don't strongly object to people from the Isle of Wight. Apart from that, you may have a point.
Posted by Andy, 23:39, 17th June 2004:
 
Ah, you should speak to my housemate back at uni in Sheffield. He comes from just across the bay from Portsmouth, so has a perfect view across the Solent.

(I should probably point out this means he has a thing about the Isle of Wight. I think he's apathetic about the Patagonians.)
Posted by Brock, 23:42, 17th June 2004:
 
By way of comparison to Isle of White'rs, the Patagonians don't measure up to much, actually.

See what I did there!?// The Patagonians are a Pygmy race, see? Fucking geeeenius, I tell you!
Posted by Saltation, 23:46, 17th June 2004:
 
"'s"?
" ' "???

your pedant badge please brock.
*snip*
tsk

tsk



tsk
Posted by Andy, 23:59, 17th June 2004:
 
Brock: I saw exactly what you did, and I liked it. I bow down to your comedic genius. Or maybe I should stay on my knees, like a pygmy.
Posted by Sul, 00:07, 18th June 2004:
 
*obligatory jeez-why-dont-you-suck-his-dick-while-your-down-there-too? post*
Posted by Abe Frohman, 08:18, 18th June 2004:
 
-"-
Posted by Brock, 19:10, 18th June 2004:
 
Salti: Bollocks. I was pished.
Posted by Saltation, 19:44, 18th June 2004:
 
heh

hey, i don't get abe's ascii-- what is it?
Posted by Brock, 19:47, 18th June 2004:
 
It represents two of his fingers around his tiny cock.

the wanker
Posted by Saltation, 20:51, 18th June 2004:
 
or a little mudskipper looking at the camera

the skipper
Posted by WarHead, 00:43, 20th June 2004:
 
I thought it was cat's eyes in the road.
Posted by Sul, 13:09, 20th June 2004:
 
Derrr! It's a fucking invisible rabbit, but the invisibility mixture that was slipped into his carrot by that fucker Paul Daniels (not to be confused with Paul Robinson former owner of Lasseters) is wearing off so you can now see his ears and whiskers. I thought it was obvious.