Discussion » Not All Men Are Like This.

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Posted by jeffld, 06:38, 21st June 2004:
 
This husband and wife are staying in a hotel, and after a
romantic evening of wining and dining they go off to bed.
However, as soon as they settle down, the man leans over
and whispers softly and sweetly,

"Hey snuggle boopy boopsy, your lovey dovey little hubby
wubby isn't quite ready for nite nite yet."

The wife takes the hint and says "OK, but I have to use the
bathroom first".

So off she goes but on her way back she trips over a piece
of carpet and lands flat on her face. Her husband jumps up
and exclaims in a concerned tone "Oh my little honey bunny,
is your precious nosey-wosey all right?". Let me help my
sweetie sugar.

No harm is done, so she gets into bed and they make mad
passionate love.

Afterwards, the wife goes off to the bathroom again, but on
her way she trips over the same piece of carpet and again
lands flat on her face on the floor.

Her husband looks over and grunts "Clumsy bitch".
Posted by friday, 07:20, 21st June 2004:
 
YUCK
Posted by Rosie, 09:14, 21st June 2004:
 
That's about right!
Posted by syl, 11:02, 21st June 2004:
 
:(