Discussion » Daleks Are As Gay As Gary

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Posted by Gozer the Gozarian, 22:38, 22nd June 2004:
 
what is all this fuss you make about loving the time warp and the daleks they are gay pot robots who cant' go up steps they can just turn their eye sitck around in their head and talk in their stupid metal voice like gary who looks like a dalek epsecially when he walks he walks with his arms by his sides and his big balls looik like the balls on the side of a dalek and his sharp penis looks like the sharp penis of a dalek.

not only this but why are you homofags!!! you say you love cal because he loves the hentai and you love grock because he pulls his ass open on thatr website but goatsex is just for gay fags and you are all sick fag loving cum swallowers for looking into dark ass that brock holds you open for!!!

can you please approve me so i can post on all tjhe other topics?? i promise i wont' be an idiot.
Posted by Brock, 23:29, 22nd June 2004:
 
Hi Doc.
Posted by Abe Frohman, 23:32, 22nd June 2004:
 
I don't love cal, i just respect him. That's exactly why i love grock though.
Posted by Sul, 02:57, 23rd June 2004:
 
The daleks have gone upstairs in a 'Doc Who?' episode - FACT
Posted by Brock, 08:59, 23rd June 2004:
 
Sul talks shit - FACT!
Posted by Brock, 09:15, 23rd June 2004:
 
Not necessarily in this particular instance, admittedly. I have no idea if that statement is true, I just thought I would make the point.
Posted by Alfie, 13:11, 23rd June 2004:
 
the daleks went upstairs in that one with Sylvester McCoy and Ace. They had hovery pad things so they could float up the stairs. FACT
Posted by Grim..., 13:53, 23rd June 2004:
 
Isn't 'The Doc' coming back to our screens soon?
Posted by Abe Frohman, 14:09, 23rd June 2004:
 
Doogie Howser?
Posted by Saltation, 13:15, 25th June 2004:
 
no, Bugs's mate
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 14:01, 30th June 2004:
 
The Doc?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:11, 30th June 2004:
 
Doc Shipman.
Posted by Grim..., 14:24, 30th June 2004:
 
Doc Pepper.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:32, 30th June 2004:
 
Doc Matrix.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:32, 30th June 2004:
 
Doc Cotton.
Posted by Grim..., 14:53, 30th June 2004:
 
Doc Octopus
Posted by Saltation, 22:40, 30th June 2004:
 
Dr Puss
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:12, 2nd July 2004:
 
*click click*

What?

I REGAIN POWER OF THE REMOTE CONTROL!!

No kocher organs for this lad
No human transplant from his dad,
No living duck plunged into his chest,
Just porcine ventricle, the best!
Posted by Saltation, 14:23, 2nd July 2004:
 
too tumbs oop!