Discussion » Brock In 'gay' Shocker

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Posted by cal, 00:01, 1st July 2004:
 
flickr.com/groups_topic.gne?id=2864#comm...

This may seem like a dumb thing to say (it probably is) but it makes me want to see the world around me in more depth than I do, when I pass the world by, all caught up inmy own thoughts. I realise I am missing a lot of cool stuff!
Posted by Sul, 00:14, 1st July 2004:
 
Haha you missed a space between "in" and "my" you dumb fuck!
Posted by Alfie, 01:59, 1st July 2004:
 
which gay is he in?
Posted by jeffld, 08:33, 1st July 2004:
 
wooosh

I think I'm failing to see the point.

Maybe if he thought it was dumb, then why did he go ahead and post it?
Posted by WarHead, 08:53, 1st July 2004:
 
Leave the boy alone, eh?
Posted by Brock, 08:58, 1st July 2004:
 
Hahahaha!

Fuck you, Henderson!

There was me trying to say that I thought that the site you work so hard on was cool, and you go and shit on my head.

Cunt!
Posted by jeffld, 09:02, 1st July 2004:
 
It's ok brock, I don't think any less of you for it.


/sticks a 'kick me' note on his back.
Posted by Brock, 09:06, 1st July 2004:
 
jeffld: It may have sounded dumb to a lot of people on flickr because they are all arty kind of people anyway, and it may not occur to them that people don't see things the way they do. I am a very logical thinking person in every thing I do, and tend to see the world around me in a very black and white way. People have taken pictures on flickr that would never have occured to me would make an interesting shot. I am interested to know how people think like that.


Fuck. Maybe I am gay...

:(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:10, 1st July 2004:
 
hahahahahah.

unpretentious tosser
Posted by Grim..., 09:26, 1st July 2004:
 
Ahahahahahahaha.

It must be difficult to see anything with your head rammed so far up your own arse...
Posted by jeff, 09:31, 1st July 2004:
 
I cant believe i'm about to say this but.. leave him alone! you boring unimaginative fucks. :P

*shudders*
Posted by Grim..., 09:38, 1st July 2004:
 
Good point, jeff.

Starting a thread to have a go at someone or taking the piss out of people online is pretty out of order, I guess...

You hypocritical bitch =]
Posted by Sul, 09:48, 1st July 2004:
 
Pffft. I can see past this mask. He just said all that crap to score flickr chicks.
Posted by jeff, 09:50, 1st July 2004:
 
I'm not hypocritical, he was sharing some genuine thoughts instead of trying to be funny and he gets told he's gay.. no wonder everyone here is so fucking sarcastic all the time.
Posted by Brock, 09:50, 1st July 2004:
 
Just for reference, Vic. I appreciate that you want to use big words like all the other grown ups, but pretentious is the exact opposite of what the post implies.

I'm saying I want to understand it, not that I know better.
Posted by Grim..., 09:51, 1st July 2004:
 
Pffft. I can see past this mask. He just said all that crap to score flickr chicks.


Well, I read that as 'women who masturbate' =]
Posted by Brock, 09:51, 1st July 2004:
 
Sul: Good point. I'm prepared to take some shit with you lot calling me gay if it gets me a sympathy shag, no problem!
Posted by Grim..., 09:53, 1st July 2004:
 
Brock: Remember, women seem to be oddly attacted to gay men!
Posted by Grim..., 09:53, 1st July 2004:
 
Which definitely means I'm straight =[
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:05, 1st July 2004:
 
I know what you mean Brock, yesterday i saw a plastic bag being blown around by the wind, it was like it was dancing just for me, sometimes there's so much beauty in the world.

etc.

etc.
Posted by Grim..., 10:12, 1st July 2004:
 
A few nights ago a nice girl in Spearmint Rhinos was dancing just for me - there was a fuckload of beauty there, let me assure you =]
Posted by jeff, 10:25, 1st July 2004:
 
brock i hope you're not implying there's a sympathy shag coming from me? I have a friend who likes sensitive guys, she's got massive boobs and is desperately in need of a shag, i could point her in your direction?
Posted by Brock, 10:26, 1st July 2004:
 
Has she a face like a hound?

If not, I'll do her. Unless she objects to older balder blokes, obviously.

(and no, I didn't mean you)
Posted by Saltation, 10:27, 1st July 2004:
 
and tend to see the world around me in a very black and white way


really? i never picked up on that. :D

oh, and that jeff/grim touché in this thread is PRICELESS
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:31, 1st July 2004:
 
We Demand Pictures!
Posted by Brock, 10:37, 1st July 2004:
 
Well, jeff?

Where's this phone number? Or just give her my e-mail address, I suppose. I shall dazzle her with my witty comments and insightful missives!

Hmmmm. Maybe I should just get her pissed instead. That may be more successful.
Posted by Grim..., 10:46, 1st July 2004:
 
Unless she objects to older balder blokes, obviously.


For all you know dude, you are younger and have more hair than she does =]
Posted by jeff, 11:27, 1st July 2004:
 
i think he meant balder than other blokes, unless of course you're implying my friend is a man.
Posted by Grim..., 11:30, 1st July 2004:
 
Maybe. We'll have to ask him, but he appears to have vanished.

Maybe he's outside staring at a milk bottle, or something.
Posted by friday, 11:47, 1st July 2004:
 
like a six inch nail

a six inch nail is a six inch nail or is it not a six inch nail at all
Posted by Grim..., 11:49, 1st July 2004:
 
Is that some African saying, Friday?

Did my 'Young Ones' tapes turn up yet?
Posted by Brock, 11:50, 1st July 2004:
 
I meant that she might not go for blokes older than her with slightly less hair than normal.

Not that hard to understand, is it?
Posted by Grim..., 11:57, 1st July 2004:
 
Well, I didn't think so.
Posted by friday, 11:57, 1st July 2004:
 
Grim - I thought it was a Yorkshire saying, don't know though

No the tapes havent turned up, but a colleague in my office just received a parcel that was sent from UK in December - when did you send the vids can you remember?
Posted by Grim..., 12:01, 1st July 2004:
 
Probably a bit before that.

Hang on, let me do a 'CalSearch'...
Posted by Grim..., 12:07, 1st July 2004:
 
I think it was late November.

Cal? Can you fix the 'AND' bit of your search?
If you search for 'young ones' you get a page of 'ones', then a page of 'young'. And then I got fed up looking =]
Posted by Sul, 12:21, 1st July 2004:
 
Late November??!! Yipeee!!!!1
Posted by friday, 12:29, 1st July 2004:
 
we live in hope...
Posted by Grim..., 12:29, 1st July 2004:
 
Hang on, hang on...

What have I missed here?
Posted by su, 12:35, 1st July 2004:
 
brock and abe finally got it together
only to find that they were more in love with cal in a peter pan outfit than each other

apart from that

nothing much
Posted by Brock, 12:35, 1st July 2004:
 
That would be unheard of, grim...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:43, 1st July 2004:
 
Who's Abe?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:44, 1st July 2004:
 
Who's Harry Crumb?
Posted by Saltation, 12:47, 1st July 2004:
 
Where's Waldo?
Posted by su, 12:49, 1st July 2004:
 
where's wally?
Posted by Saltation, 12:53, 1st July 2004:
 
Wal's wherey?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 1st July 2004:
 
What's eating Gilbert Grape?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:56, 1st July 2004:
 
And another thing. If she has lots of friends in San Jose, why does she need directions to get there?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:57, 1st July 2004:
 
Who's eating Gilbert's grapes?
Posted by Alfie, 13:12, 1st July 2004:
 
Sul and Friday: Snigger
Posted by Grim..., 13:40, 1st July 2004:
 
Someone tell me before I create a new topic called 'Why does nobody like Nov any more?' =/
Posted by Sul, 13:41, 1st July 2004:
 
Anymore?
Posted by Brock, 13:45, 1st July 2004:
 
(this get's better and better!)

:D
Posted by jeff, 13:54, 1st July 2004:
 
did you not notice the constant piss taking and cowboy related photoshoppery?
Posted by WarHead, 13:57, 1st July 2004:
 
Someone tell me before I create a new topic called 'Why does nobody like Nov any more?' =/



Someone tell you what, Grim?
Posted by Grim..., 14:03, 1st July 2004:
 
Jeff - no (I don't think I was here), but I don't get why everyone suddenly turned on her..?
Posted by Grim..., 14:04, 1st July 2004:
 
And which thread it happened in...
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:05, 1st July 2004:
 
Who doesnt like Nov? And why?
Posted by Grim..., 14:05, 1st July 2004:
 
Exactly!
Posted by jeff, 14:12, 1st July 2004:
 
a) everyone didnt turn on her and b) the people that were horrible never liked her in the first place

if she was still here i'm sure you wouldnt get wound up half as much. in fact when gary was still a regular and nov was here, we didnt grim bash hardly at all! ;)
Posted by Sul, 14:13, 1st July 2004:
 
I never really liked her much. Although this was quite apparent and I know she knew it. I thought she was an attention whore to be completely honest.

Such is life. You cant like everyone.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:23, 1st July 2004:
 
)*(£$%)"£*%)*(
Posted by Gary, 14:45, 1st July 2004:
 
if she was still here i'm sure you wouldnt get wound up half as much. in fact when gary was still a regular and nov was here, we didnt grim bash hardly at all! ;)


I'm still around, you know, Jeff - although not as much as you would like I'm sure. :P

As for Nov, I've always liked her, and I'm saddened that she's not around anymore.
Posted by Sul, 14:48, 1st July 2004:
 
You know that "talk of the devil" saying?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:51, 1st July 2004:
 
Is that in relation to Gary perchance?
Posted by Sul, 14:56, 1st July 2004:
 
Is that a thought that I'm comparing Gary to Lucifer himself?
Posted by Brock, 15:01, 1st July 2004:
 
Nah. Lucifer thinks that Mariah Carey is shit.
Posted by Gary, 15:01, 1st July 2004:
 
!
Posted by Brock, 15:02, 1st July 2004:
 
Holy Shit! That was fast!
Posted by Gary, 15:04, 1st July 2004:
 
I'm just catching up on a few threads, so I'll be around for a short while. :)
Posted by jeff, 15:06, 1st July 2004:
 
he's like friggin beetlejuice, except you only have to say his name once
Posted by Brock, 15:08, 1st July 2004:
 
Do you think he has big flashing lights and a siren on his computer, that activates whenever his name (or the wailing harpie's) is mentioned on here?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:09, 1st July 2004:
 
I find him more like a Mariah-loving Candyman actually.

(and not in a Gene Wilder kind of way)
Posted by Gary, 15:22, 1st July 2004:
 
Hey! It's not my fault Jeff can't help mentioning my name...
Posted by jeff, 15:29, 1st July 2004:
 
it's true, i'm obsessed with you... just like sideshow bob was obsessed with bart simpson.
Posted by Saltation, 15:31, 1st July 2004:
 
you walk around in a loin cloth with a nose piercing?
Posted by jeff, 15:41, 1st July 2004:
 
no, i said i am obsessed like he was. i never once made reference to dressing like him
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:43, 1st July 2004:
 
woooo.... handbags
Posted by Saltation, 16:20, 1st July 2004:
 
and jeff wonders why nov don't hang out here no more
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:24, 1st July 2004:
 
Where did Jeff wonder that?
Posted by Brock, 16:27, 1st July 2004:
 
She doesn't wonder why. She knows.

Jeff knows everything. You have been warned.
Posted by Grim..., 17:36, 1st July 2004:
 
if she was still here i'm sure you wouldnt get wound up half as much. in fact when gary was still a regular and nov was here, we didnt grim bash hardly at all! ;)


Yeah, I'm just too stupid to tell you all to fuck off and leave.
Er, properly =]
Posted by Brock, 17:40, 1st July 2004:
 
You could tell us to leave, could you?

/me fingers banning button
Posted by WarHead, 23:45, 1st July 2004:
 
Never mind all that, when are we gonna see some of your arty pics in flickr, Brock?
Posted by Brock, 08:35, 2nd July 2004:
 
When I grow some artistic ability.

I wouldn't hold your breath, I still have a load of general, normal ones that I haven't been arsed to scan in and upload yet.
Posted by Alfie, 09:51, 2nd July 2004:
 
scan in, goodness me, how quaint
;)
Posted by WarHead, 11:46, 2nd July 2004:
 
Hur hur.

Alfie's got a point though. And using a digi cam may well assist in your artistic growth, if only because you can take tons of pics and not worry about wasting time and money getting them processed. I love my digi cam, even though it's only entry level.
Posted by jeff, 12:28, 2nd July 2004:
 
and if you're shit at photography (like me) then you can use photoshop to crop and change colours and levels and things to make it look like you're actually quite good.
Posted by Alfie, 12:35, 2nd July 2004:
 
Plus if you take compromising pictures you don't have to let the sniggering fools at Boots see them. Unless showing people is your thing.
Posted by Alfie, 12:36, 2nd July 2004:
 
Not that I would take those sorts of photos. But I expect Brock does.
Posted by Saltation, 12:47, 2nd July 2004:
 
hey you digi-experts, ever seen this?
www.expodisc.com/

i would regard it as odd that it works, as this suggests every CCD on the market has a uniform bias.
Posted by Alfie, 13:23, 2nd July 2004:
 
i read it as card thing to go over the lense that you then adjust the camera too.
Posted by su, 13:44, 2nd July 2004:
 
i've just discovered - cal started this post to divert attention from himself
iamgaycal.com
www.flickr.com/photo.gne?id=40272
Posted by WarHead, 13:56, 2nd July 2004:
 
Do you think the stone made it as far as the water?
Posted by Sul, 15:04, 2nd July 2004:
 
Nah, that water's travelled pretty far.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:16, 2nd July 2004:
 
oh my..what a gay/girlie throwing action!
Posted by WarHead, 16:10, 2nd July 2004:
 
Nice kex too.
Posted by cal, 19:11, 2nd July 2004:
 
not throwing action - skimming action.

and i have to say, i was the best at skimming stones out of all in attendence (me, george, kyle)
Posted by Sul, 19:32, 2nd July 2004:
 
kylie?!!!
Posted by Sul, 19:33, 2nd July 2004:
 
oh, sans I. Just like the real kylie :'(
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:35, 2nd July 2004:
 
Kyle Broflovski?
Posted by Saltation, 20:55, 2nd July 2004:
 
Ms Mnogue!!??!?!
Posted by Alfie, 23:50, 2nd July 2004:
 
Kylie has lost at eye????????

a fork accident?
Posted by Sul, 00:02, 3rd July 2004:
 
You... you could say that. There were four sharp prongs destined for her mouth involved :/
Posted by Sul, 00:04, 3rd July 2004:
 
"Sul's a bit sexual tonight isnt he?"
Posted by Brock, 00:10, 3rd July 2004:
 
I feel sick.
Posted by Sul, 00:24, 3rd July 2004:
 
Brock in 'upset tummy' Shocker?

(Am I the only one here who knows "The Shocker" as something very, well maybe not very, different? It's not really a shock in the gay community I suppose though.)
Posted by Brock, 00:27, 3rd July 2004:
 
Well. You would know, I guess.
Posted by Sul, 00:30, 3rd July 2004:
 
If I could be arsed to drag up the "Things you miss" thread I'd enter "Brock's point" as one of mine.
Posted by jeffld, 02:04, 3rd July 2004:
 
blublocker.mp3
Posted by Brock, 10:31, 3rd July 2004:
 
Brock shouldn't come on here and post stuff when he's trollied. Cos even he doesn't know what he meant by that.

:(

My head hurts.
Posted by Brock, 19:07, 3rd July 2004:
 
Victor Menendez, 10:05 01 July 2004:
I know what you mean Brock, yesterday i saw a plastic bag being blown around by the wind, it was like it was dancing just for me, sometimes there's so much beauty in the world.

etc.


*ahem*

*cough*
Posted by Victor Menendez, 19:52, 3rd July 2004:
 
You really do just bottle up all the bitterness don't you Brogue?
Posted by Brock, 21:13, 3rd July 2004:
 
:)

Better than bottling up all the steak and kidney pies, and ham and cheese Ginster's slices, eh?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:26, 3rd July 2004:
 
Yeah whatever, make sure you don't take a shotgun to work on Monday, angry-boy.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 21:26, 3rd July 2004:
 
Besides, everyone knows that the peppered steak Ginsters are the daddy.
Posted by Brock, 01:01, 4th July 2004:
 
If anyone was going to have an opinion, I figured it would be you.

And there was no bitterness, I thought you would like the pictures. It must be a long time since you inspired anyone to do anything.

Other than inspiring girls to throw up, that is.
Posted by Alfie, 11:34, 4th July 2004:
 
those bags are both on the ground, hardly an action shot of them swirling in the wind. :)
Posted by Brock, 11:47, 4th July 2004:
 
I have slow, fat fingers. They were in the air just before and just after.

And anyway, the whole point was that I miss the point of such imagery, wasn't it?

;)
Posted by Alfie, 13:04, 4th July 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Alfie, 13:05, 4th July 2004:
 
at least you are trying.
so very very trying.
Posted by Saltation, 13:23, 4th July 2004:
 
:D nice one brock
Posted by jeffld, 05:34, 5th July 2004:
 
If you missed the point it was probably because it was a circle and there was no point.
Posted by su, 06:16, 5th July 2004:
 
slow, fat fingers?
no wonder you ccan't get a girl Brock ;)