Discussion » Caption Competition 5

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Posted by friday, 11:55, 1st July 2004:
 
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:07, 1st July 2004:
 
"Fuck sake! I bite 1 person and look what happens!"
Posted by Grim..., 12:20, 1st July 2004:
 
"Owned"
Posted by Saltation, 12:50, 1st July 2004:
 
"This is Dograyalpha One to Base; Dograyalpha One to Base. I have landed safely on the alien world and am proceeding to explore the area on foot. I have met some people who appear to be kept almost like slaves or pets by a strange local lifeform. These alien beings are approximately 3 times as high as a person, they walk around balancing on their rear legs, and they are strangely rounded and deformed: they have no tails or noses, and their ears have been trimmed close to their head. Hideous. If I wasn't wearing my space suit, I'd bite them."
Posted by Alfie, 13:15, 1st July 2004:
 
You dont have a nose, salty?
Posted by Grim..., 13:34, 1st July 2004:
 
Pfft, that's just silly, Sal - dogs can't talk.
Posted by Brock, 13:35, 1st July 2004:
 
Think he means as a reference to snout.

Although why Cockney tobacco would be any good, I don't know.