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calling someone a noob is not insulting at all. maybe im just too cool. btw smoking rocks ass! you should start right now!

shut up you nob!

shutup and smoke

Brock!!!

Another twat!

Hang on Fogster, I'm not sure about it 'Rocking ass!' but it's pretty darn cool.

(and big, hard and clever)

yeah, well I do smoke myself, but anyone that cannot think of a decent name, and calls themselves user01 is indeed a twat.

anyways.. do you guys consider noob an insult?

what the feck is a noob?

yah smoking is way cool. but i think my name is alot more unique than foghorn leghorn. hes a damn redneck rooster. do you still watch looney tunes?

RUSS - noob = newbie, someone who is new to something (i.e. not very good at it)

Smoking rots your lungs and makes your clothes smell nasty.


(I haven't touched a ciggie for about a month now!)

smoking makes your lungs slower but protects them with a "shield" of black "substance"
noob is kind of a gamers word russ

l33t people wd no wot noob means, russ. u r so not l33t

go to www.pwned.nl to see a counter strike nerd get pissed off.

i just get a face with "loading" but no loading happens

hey, what does "pwned" mean? i thought it was a typo of owned

Hmm, to put this into a film context, This site is 'American Werewolf in London', we are the residents of 'The Slaughtered Lamb' public house, and you, user01 are the two bumbling American tourists who have just asked what the pentagram on the wall is for.

Now hurry on out of the door, stay on the path, beware the moon and hope that Brian Glover can put down his tea for long enough to bail your ass out of trouble with his silver-loaded shotgun.

and you made me miss the dart board!

Have you ever missed that dartboard before?

never!

black lungs are safe lungs

the only advantage to smoking, is that you chose your own early death.

certainty is very comforting

also, cool

i thought noob was spelt n00b

You can't fault the logic. Smoking does indeed Rock Ass.

Doesnt rock my ass. - FACT

Smoking does indeed Fuck Lung

not Fuck Ass?

mmm, black ass

by looking at yer second post there victor i have deducted that you must never score and you still play nintendo64. you need a smoke

oooh, only half-right. Good luck with school on monday.

That's right. He still plays Nintendo 64...

shit i graduated couple years ago, thats why i buy my own smokes and bang high school girls. that reminds me of another question... if theres grass on the field, should you play ball? my answer is yes

geek

I thought the phase was "Grass on the wicket, best play cricket". It's better then because it rhymes, see. Nothing like a good rhyme to make a saying better.

"I buy my own smokes and bang high school girls"

YEAH!!!

What, like a set of drums using the fags as tiny drumsticks?

Grass on the wicket

why would there be grass on the wicket?

because of all the seed

wicket: "cricket equipment consisting of a set of three stumps topped by crosspieces"

so grass on the wicket, better play cricket doesn't work at all.

"If there's grass and a wicket let's play cricket"

now that one works.

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ahh, wicket also means the pitch

eg "sticky wicket"

i thought wicket was that cute fuzzy ewock thingy from 'return of the jedi'

yes, he needs to be carefully and thoroughly stamped down too, so he has my vote as the next playing surface at lords

If there's glass on the boke day; play croquet?

arf!

What amazes me here, is that Brock only interjected, to state that Vic plays Nintendo 64. Where is he?

Nowt wrong with the N64. I draw the line at X-Boxes though. Ugly fucking things.

huge great bastards aren't they. looks like someone has stuffed PC parts into a massive icecream carton.

Thats exactly what microsoft have done. Great gameplay though

That would largely depend on the game though, no?

modded Xboxes are cool, you can put sweet emulators on em. then you can play all sorts of games. i agree that theyre not sexy machines though

!!not as cool as smoke eh user01!!

What brand do you smoke?

Let's guess, I think it's Stuyvesant.

i smoke camel lights, and sometimes cigars

I reckon you smoke pink man-cigars.

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you got that all mixed up brock... i smoke cigars like a man and eat pink tacos

No, you smoke the cigar of a man. I read it in Hello magazine.

Luke Cocksmoker!!

brock you need to cut it out, im not gay, and im not gonna have any sexual contact with you whatsoever so go back to reading your gay publications and stop trying to get on me.

Not necessarily gay then, just making a few quid on the side, maybe?

good on ya for the camel lights.
i mean i bet you don't get cancer from smoking lights

but since you'll get mouth cancer from the cigars you won't be able to smoke them anyway

i probably have cancer anyways. i dont even smoke cigars that much, just if im drinking and i run out of smokes.

su: nah, you get "cancerlight" it's like regular cancer but takes slightly longer

Although 'user01' seems pretty slow in the head, he got you figured out pretty quick, huh Brock?

Rats.

:)

mwahaha