Discussion » Swollen Bladder + Bono Pants = Asking For Trouble In Itself...

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Posted by Kallese, 15:03, 14th July 2004:
 
why complicate things further?

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Two problems:
1) 15 fucking pints? That's like alot of fluid. The gun went off because the guy was probably walking like a duckie so he didn't piss himself. And because you all wear super tight pants so the gun probably didn't fit too well. Swollen bladder + Bono pants + sawed-off shotgun = ...sorry, lost my train of thought.

2) Why go home to get the gun then go back to the pub? I'm sure his buddy was just as sloshed as he was. Shouldn't have been too hard to convince the guy to go back to the apartment with him (not in a gay way) and shoot him there.

I do find it amusing that they didn't try to save his testicles, just removed the leftover bits. They probably didn't have much choice in the matter...but still!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:11, 14th July 2004:
 
Having not read the link, this thread is really cool.
Posted by Brock, 15:14, 14th July 2004:
 
hehehe
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:38, 14th July 2004:
 
Shit, I know two Dave Walkers, one of them is about 28. hope it's not him.
Posted by moitio, 18:26, 14th July 2004:
 
But does he live in South Yorkshire?