Discussion » Jack Of All Trades, Master Of None.

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Posted by Salman Rushdie, 01:26, 16th July 2004:
 
Okay so I sent out my CV today, but do you think I ought to have included the phrases "have bicycle, will travel" and "jack of all trades, master of none" in it?
Posted by Alfie, 01:27, 16th July 2004:
 
yes!

could you try to contain your random posts within this thread for a bit. Only there are so many old threads popping up it's getting really annoying.

Thanks doc.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 01:34, 16th July 2004:
 
Sorry alf. Was a bit high on the old ginger wine. But it's always fun to *bump*. I'm currently enjoying playing with those kids in Flickr live and posting misleading advice about contraception on teenage message boards. "No seriously, you can make effective contraception from pig guts. Just ask your parents." Honestly, I'm sorry about that spree.

Dolores Luxedo, over and out.
Posted by Sul, 01:58, 16th July 2004:
 
Oh my
Posted by Saltation, 10:23, 16th July 2004:
 
:D
don't be such a wet blanket alfie, you big sook!

more like this, doc!! superb, a truly superb run of rabid-fire rapidity. a joy to start the day with. i enclose a bottle of ginger wine with this post for your grandchildren to treasure.
Posted by Alfie, 11:53, 16th July 2004:
 
It's bloody annoying. You open a thread thinking it's going to be an interesting new read and find it was written when moitio was still in nappies, then skip to the end and there is a neighbours/TS Elliot ramble and then you think: "hmmmm, if only we could harness this randomness into one thread and use it to power a city/ignore it depending on our collective mood at the time."
Posted by Alfie, 11:58, 16th July 2004:
 
Anyway the doc has appologied for his drug fuelled archive rape.
Posted by Lucy Record, 12:50, 16th July 2004:
 
Sorry about that. It's the grim..., light of late morning and I'm drinking coffee, having forced Mr Rushdie back into his priest's hiding place under the sink, just in case those nasty fatwa-mongers come round. But he's very sorry.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:53, 16th July 2004:
 
Post your CV!
Posted by Alfie, 13:07, 16th July 2004:
 
yeah, post your CV and all will be forgiven :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:08, 16th July 2004:
 
i third that. Go on , Post it, you know you want to.
Posted by Lucy Record, 14:20, 16th July 2004:
 
Okay but I'm removing the phone numbers and stuff cause I don't want you guys to get in touch with my former employers...
Posted by Lucy Record, 14:34, 16th July 2004:
 
Well I just clicked that thing on Word called "save as web page" so it's gone and screwed up my nice formatting.

oh!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:36, 16th July 2004:
 
Right, i'm going to put that in my boss's in-tray, do you want a job in design or commissioning?
Posted by Lucy Record, 14:39, 16th July 2004:
 
that would be wicked
just write my email address at the bottom
in big thick marker pen

tea at ausi . com

design, blatantly.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:49, 16th July 2004:
 
Are you sure? it will mean you being my bitch.