Discussion » White Scally Rappers And Indian Dancing Girls.

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Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:03, 16th July 2004:
 
It appears some kind of 'music' video is being filmed outside my work, as i walked in this morning i noticed some tosser kid with a bobble hat and a sul-like beard miming along to a stereo and making rap-standard hand gestures to a camera. now they have de-camped next to MI6 and three sari-clad Indian dancing girls are swaying around and desperatly trying to pretend its not a windy overcast day on the banks of the Thames. I took some photos but you can't see much, I'm thinking of 'appearing' in the background.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:23, 16th July 2004:
 
Do it!! And take more pics with yer phone...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:23, 16th July 2004:
 
They've gone now.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:24, 16th July 2004:
 
:( Budget must have ran out after, what, 1/2 hour?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:26, 16th July 2004:
 
No, they had been there a good three hours. must be getting cold. bless.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:27, 16th July 2004:
 
oh, poor kids.

Were the ladies tasty?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:28, 16th July 2004:
 
Didn't get all that close, I probably would though.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:31, 16th July 2004:
 
Yeah but that doesnt mean they were tasty. :)
Posted by Rosie, 11:36, 16th July 2004:
 
I saw Harry Hill filming some shit in Feltham high street once. He was wearing a clown costume.

i wasn't that impressed.
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:42, 16th July 2004:
 
Was there lights and directors and stuff and things or was it just some guy in a Burberry hat and a stolen camera?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:44, 16th July 2004:
 
There was a guy with a stereo big enough to power Grims new car and a bloke with a camera.
Posted by WarHead, 12:33, 16th July 2004:
 
Why on earth would Harry Hill be filming some shit? I mean, I know it'd fit right in with everything else he does, but even so....

Vic: Outside your work? Are you near Vauxhall Bridge then?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:34, 16th July 2004:
 
Yep.
Posted by WarHead, 13:05, 16th July 2004:
 
Isn't that a bit dangerous? Being near that big Leggo mortar target, I mean.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:10, 16th July 2004:
 
At the risk of tempting fate, who would be stupid enough to target them?
Posted by WarHead, 14:07, 16th July 2004:
 
Didn't the IRA fire a Roman Candle at it a couple of years ago? Yeah I thought so.

Talking of big stereos, when I was out and about this lunch time there was a chap walking along King St, carrying a white stick with green stripes (isn't that blind AND deaf??) in one hand, and a ghetto blaster belting out John Farnham's 'Your The Voice' in the other. I wonder if it's a cunning ploy to get people to move out of his way.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:10, 16th July 2004:
 
Yes, the damage seems to consist of a small scorch mark on the wall, besides, that's the Irish we are talking about.
Posted by WarHead, 14:12, 16th July 2004:
 
I'm pretty sure they cracked at least one tile as well.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:14, 16th July 2004:
 
I can get out from under my desk then?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:19, 16th July 2004:
 
you big jessy!
Posted by WarHead, 14:19, 16th July 2004:
 
OK, but keep your tin hat on. It suits you, anyway.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:23, 16th July 2004:
 
Thanks Mr Mannering.
Posted by Alfie, 14:25, 16th July 2004:
 
"Your The Voice"

Deaf, blind and grammatically challenged :D

Poor sod.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:27, 16th July 2004:
 
Not only that, but it appears he IS going to live in silence and he IS going to live in fear!
Posted by WarHead, 14:42, 16th July 2004:
 
Excellent!!!!!

Actually, now I come to think about it, it possibly was "You're the voice" but they do sound almost indistinguishable.

Just like Mainwaring sounds like Mannering, when pronounced correctly.

However, I'll never understand how Featherstonehough is pronounced Fanshaw.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:48, 16th July 2004:
 
Who's talking about Mr Mainwaring?

I mean this guy:

Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 15:33, 16th July 2004:
 
Who is that?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:53, 16th July 2004:
 
Mr Mannering.