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Posted by Sul, 01:30, 21st July 2004:
 
Spaceballs has just come on. I think we can all agree that this is a top film. Why air it at nearly half one in the morning? On a Tuesday night? The BBC, ITV, Ch4 and 5 need to get their fucking heads sorted.
Posted by Sul, 01:30, 21st July 2004:
 
Proof read the title too you cock
Posted by arsepuppy, 03:18, 21st July 2004:
 
Spaceballs is one of the best films ever made. Fuck Star Wars.

Keeping on the same subject, I have to say that Mel Brooks is a fucking genius. 'The Producers' alone is a fucking classic.
Posted by arsepuppy, 03:31, 21st July 2004:
 
In other AP interweb activity, I am currently 'viewing' The Hun.


Yes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 03:32, 21st July 2004:
 
and I am drunk quelle surprise
Posted by ilovebeerme, 08:56, 21st July 2004:
 
Did you see that one thing on the Hun where that girl was getting screwed? Pure filth.
Posted by WarHead, 16:23, 23rd July 2004:
 
Bloody Germans.
Posted by jeffld, 00:25, 24th July 2004:
 
May the schwartz be with you.
Posted by Sul, 00:33, 24th July 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by lau, 00:49, 24th July 2004:
 
Incidentally 'force' in German is 'kraft'. 'schwarze' is what I think you meant. It means 'black'.

No, I didn't use a translator. I did German GCSE, and my boss speaks fluent German. I might not be able to hold down conversations any more, but I still remember some things.
Posted by Jason, 01:08, 24th July 2004:
 
Cannon Ball Run 2 is far superior cinema I reckon, Spaceballs tho, not a bad choice.
Posted by Saltation, 01:32, 24th July 2004:
 
kentucky fried movie

oh, wait. this is a TV thread
Posted by arsepuppy, 15:46, 24th July 2004:
 
lau: In the film, it *is* 'shwartz'. It's a typical Mel Brooks yiddishification of 'Force' in that they sound alike, innit :)
Posted by lau, 16:14, 24th July 2004:
 
Eep! Then many apologies. However, you all learnt a small amount of German from my stupidity and lack of film knowledge. It's not all bad...
Posted by arsepuppy, 16:36, 24th July 2004:
 
:D
Posted by Foppy, 22:45, 24th July 2004:
 
Posted by Foppy, 22:45, 24th July 2004:
 
I remember my neighbour was watching spaceballs one day, and he knocked on my door, and I didn't answer, because he always gets me to do something endlessly boring. However, if I'd known spaceballs was as widely esteemed as it is here, I probably would have opened up. Then again, the bastard once left a bag of dog shite on my doorknob, and he always eats all my tortilla chips and mango salsa.
Posted by arsepuppy, 04:48, 25th July 2004:
 
Your neighbour was Kevin off 'Home Alone'?