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Posted by Rosie, 09:26, 28th July 2004:
 
I had such a lovely time yesterday afternoon. We went for a drink and then sat in Hyde Park watching the ducks and swans.

I ♥ Vic...


:D
Posted by jeff, 09:31, 28th July 2004:
 
any photos for proof?
Posted by jeff, 09:31, 28th July 2004:
 
by the way, how did the exam go?
Posted by Rosie, 09:32, 28th July 2004:
 
Yep - Vic took one on his phone of me. Its f*cking hideous - but its evidence!
Posted by Rosie, 09:33, 28th July 2004:
 
I'm hoping the exam went ok. I don't want to say it went great coz then I'll look like a muppett when I crash and burn!

I'm hoping I managed a bare pass!
Posted by Miki, 09:35, 28th July 2004:
 
glad you had fun :)
Posted by Rosie, 09:40, 28th July 2004:
 
Hes been quiet this morning so may be it didn't go as well as I thought...

:S
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:45, 28th July 2004:
 
On the contrary, I had a great time, still on for the weekend?
Posted by Rosie, 09:48, 28th July 2004:
 
Yep.
Posted by jeff, 09:54, 28th July 2004:
 
is cal going to have to buy another new hat?!
Posted by Rosie, 10:03, 28th July 2004:
 
lol!
Posted by Kitty, 10:14, 28th July 2004:
 
Rosie what exam did you do?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:22, 28th July 2004:
 
Excellent...I do like hearing good news when 2 people meet for the first time. ;)
Posted by su, 10:38, 28th July 2004:
 
i think it's wonderfully delightful
especially since your having a second date :)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:40, 28th July 2004:
 
Oh ho..pressure is on Vic to think of a exciting yet romantic yet fun activity to do on second date!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:43, 28th July 2004:
 
Romantic eh? better cross Shrek 2 off the list then.
Posted by Brock, 10:54, 28th July 2004:
 
That could confuse Rosie.

She might start talking to the screen by mistake...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:56, 28th July 2004:
 
Oh really? we spotted you hiding in the grass in Hyde park BTW.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:57, 28th July 2004:
 
It was the sun glinting off your cue-ball of a heat that gave you away.
Posted by Brock, 10:57, 28th July 2004:
 
I always have trouble hiding my heat...
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:59, 28th July 2004:
 
Bah, it's not even like those keys are close together.
Posted by Brock, 11:36, 28th July 2004:
 
You're remarkably benevolent today. Are you sure you didn't get laid?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:39, 28th July 2004:
 
You two must have had a lovely time.

Actually, I knew that already. I have the whole thing on film.

But yes. Bless!
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:36, 28th July 2004:
 
Bonza.

Go see Before Sunset at the weekend.
Posted by su, 12:53, 28th July 2004:
 
go to a scary movie - you can cling to each other during the scary parts
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:56, 28th July 2004:
 
Get pissed - Go to Vic's - fuck.

how does that sound?

;)
Posted by su, 12:59, 28th July 2004:
 
that might not work if Rosie is the kinda girl who belives in the 3 date rule
Posted by ilovebeerme, 13:03, 28th July 2004:
 
Nah it should just be the two of them.
Posted by Rosie, 13:04, 28th July 2004:
 
3rd date rule? i don't think so....!!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:08, 28th July 2004:
 
Thank fuck for that, I don't think I can pretend to be a nice bloke for much longer.
Posted by Rosie, 13:10, 28th July 2004:
 
:(


:)
Posted by su, 13:18, 28th July 2004:
 
yeah right Vic
Break Rosies heart and i'm flying over just to kick you myself ;)
Posted by Brock, 13:22, 28th July 2004:
 
Although, Vic, I may be able to slip you a tenner if I get dibs on consoling her..

;)
Posted by Rosie, 13:25, 28th July 2004:
 
su: awwww - thanks x
Brock: shit off you!
Vic: i know you love me really!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:31, 28th July 2004:
 
I do, I just find it hard to disguise the fact that I am actually a cad and a bounder.

Not to mention a cove,hound and rotter.
Posted by Grim..., 13:33, 28th July 2004:
 
and the fact that he has a really small cock
Posted by Rosie, 13:34, 28th July 2004:
 
Oh no he hasn't!
Posted by jeff, 13:36, 28th July 2004:
 
the plot thickens! (literally)
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:37, 28th July 2004:
 
girth?!
Posted by jeff, 13:41, 28th July 2004:
 
that is the most important dimension...
Posted by Brock, 13:42, 28th July 2004:
 
Surely only after a critical length requirement is fulfilled.
Posted by su, 13:47, 28th July 2004:
 
long as it's not tampon size or smaller it's ok
Posted by jeff, 13:53, 28th July 2004:
 
depends on what kind of tampon you're talking about. i mean lilets are teeeny. and brock, i said its the most important dimension, not the only important dimension
Posted by Brock, 13:57, 28th July 2004:
 
You spend a lot of time thinking about cocks, don't you jeff...

;)
Posted by su, 13:59, 28th July 2004:
 
i'm talking first day of the period tampon
Posted by jeff, 14:01, 28th July 2004:
 
not as much time as you spend wishing you had one brock
Posted by Brock, 14:02, 28th July 2004:
 
True. I have to make do with a third leg. It's a bitch the way I keep tripping when I go up stairs.
Posted by su, 14:13, 28th July 2004:
 
i'm sure we could arrange to cut it off if it's causing so many problems
Posted by Saltation, 14:26, 28th July 2004:
 
brock:


rolf:
Posted by chris, 14:28, 28th July 2004:
 
lol

well done vic and rosie - you deserve a big HALLA!
Posted by Saltation, 14:29, 28th July 2004:
 
dr. brock's mum was so proud -- he even wore a wig for the occasion *sniff*



sadly, the infected belly button piercing turned out in fact to be a baby Alien, caught by the camera here at the instant of its birth
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:38, 28th July 2004:
 
HALLA!!!
Posted by WarHead, 23:48, 28th July 2004:
 
Vic/Rosie - take no notice of these smart-arses. Glad it went well, but where is the pictorial evidence? I want regular reports of progress, and I imagine I'm not alone in that.
Posted by su, 09:54, 29th July 2004:
 
I think Vic is keeping himself in Rosie's good books by not posting a crappy photo.
Posted by Rosie, 10:12, 29th July 2004:
 
lol!
Posted by Brock, 10:20, 29th July 2004:
 
I refuse to believe that there is such a thing as a crap photo of Rosie.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:26, 29th July 2004:
 
There is, as Brock says, no such thing.
Posted by su, 10:33, 29th July 2004:
 
where is it then Vic?
Posted by Rosie, 10:34, 29th July 2004:
 
:S
Posted by Rosie, 10:34, 29th July 2004:
 
I look like the f*cking mum from the Adams Family!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:36, 29th July 2004:
 
Its a photo for my own private enjoyment.
Posted by Brock, 10:39, 29th July 2004:
 
Angelica Houston? Or the original Adams Family?

I think Angelica Houston is dead sexy, just for reference. But I refuse to believe that you don't look better, Rosie.
Posted by Saltation, 10:44, 29th July 2004:
 
I think Angelica Houston is dead
Posted by su, 10:54, 29th July 2004:
 
Angelica Huston is so not dead
but did you know Daryll hannah also played Mortica Adams
Posted by Brock, 10:59, 29th July 2004:
 
Daryl Hannah =Yuck.

almost completely devoid of sex appeal.
Posted by su, 11:10, 29th July 2004:
 
she was fun in splash
Posted by su, 11:12, 29th July 2004:
 
is Darryl hannah better or worse than kim bassinger?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 11:15, 29th July 2004:
 
Much worse, Kim Basinger is fine, Darryl Hannah has very big hands.
Posted by Brock, 11:17, 29th July 2004:
 
It's a close run thing, but essentially I agree with Vic.

/chokes on own words
Posted by ilovebeerme, 11:39, 29th July 2004:
 
She'd need 'em :D
Posted by su, 13:43, 29th July 2004:
 
so big hands are good on a guy, but not good on a girl?
Posted by su, 21:04, 29th July 2004:
 
until we see photo evidence how do we know it's not a big con?

nah rosie would never do that to us
would ya rosie?
Posted by arsepuppy, 05:10, 30th July 2004:
 
congratulations, you two!

hope things get better from here!
Posted by Rosie, 09:25, 30th July 2004:
 
No! I'm not a fibber!

:D
Posted by su, 09:38, 3rd August 2004:
 
Ok, now there must have been a photo taken over the weekend
or were you too busy gazing into each others eyes?
Posted by jlittle, 11:26, 3rd August 2004:
 
Yeah, we want photos.
Posted by Rosie, 12:00, 3rd August 2004:
 
we didn't go out at weekend. I was a shit.

I had trouble with the ex-that-sleeps-on-the-sofa. We had a row and he headbutted me in the face. I've got a sore nose and look a mess and I didn't want Vic to see me like it.
Posted by Grim..., 12:09, 3rd August 2004:
 
Um - surely this is a case for woot woot: That's the sound of the police?
Posted by Grim..., 12:11, 3rd August 2004:
 
And surely you should




I mean, really...
Posted by Rosie, 12:12, 3rd August 2004:
 
I have now.
Posted by su, 12:12, 3rd August 2004:
 
Rosie i hope the ex has now left the house.
if not - go home NOW, phone a locksmith, throw out all his stuff & get the locks changed

/me sends you love and hugs from across the seas
Posted by Grim..., 12:13, 3rd August 2004:
 
Thank fuck for that.

Does he need a kicking?
Posted by ilovebeerme, 12:16, 3rd August 2004:
 
I'm down in London in September if he does. I reckon iamcal should pay him a visit and punch him in the bracket. I frickin hate this guy!
Posted by Rosie, 12:16, 3rd August 2004:
 
Su: thanks! X

Grim..: nah, i think he wanted to go - thats why he did it. He wont be coming back, so he doesn't need a kicking.
Posted by Sul, 12:17, 3rd August 2004:
 
Sorry to hear that Rosie. Get someone to kick his fucking face off.
Posted by Rosie, 12:19, 3rd August 2004:
 
I'm a mug. I should have kicked him out ages ago. Its my own fault!
Posted by Sul, 12:20, 3rd August 2004:
 
Like fuck it is.
Posted by Grim..., 12:24, 3rd August 2004:
 
To be fair, you were pretty stupid for not kicking his arse out aaaaaaaaaaaages ago.

An IAmCal 'vengence run' needs to be organised, I feel.
Posted by Saltation, 12:25, 3rd August 2004:
 
i'm with sul.

>i think he wanted to go - thats why he did it.

alternatively he could have grown up, and gone.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:28, 3rd August 2004:
 
shit! I have just read all this.

Rosie, I am not far away from where you live and I would happily kick the living shit out of that twat for you. Then I could hold him for GRim, Vic andf ILBM to slap him about a bit.

/big huge hugs to Rosie
Posted by Grim..., 12:43, 3rd August 2004:
 
According to Where The Hell Are You?, Myself, Sul, RUSS, Eat My Piano and Perclissigi can go and slap him =]
Posted by Miki, 12:45, 3rd August 2004:
 
Big hugs from me too Rosie

and it's never your fault, we all know how much trouble and heartache and worrying you've done over this xxx
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:49, 3rd August 2004:
 
Grim, remember I am now in Reading :o)
Posted by su, 12:49, 3rd August 2004:
 
Rosie
hitting a woman - is NEVER EVER ok
it is so not your fault
Posted by Sul, 12:51, 3rd August 2004:
 
"i'm with sul."

No you're not you lying fuck. I'm here with my sister, nephew and no-one else.
Posted by Saltation, 12:56, 3rd August 2004:
 
that's me! i'm no-one else.

your sister is fit from this angle, btw
Posted by Sul, 12:58, 3rd August 2004:
 
That's my nephew you sick fuck!
Posted by jlittle, 13:02, 3rd August 2004:
 
I'm in London thursday and friday if you want me to boot him too =)

Hope your feeling better now.
Posted by Grim..., 13:15, 3rd August 2004:
 
Su - it's not okay to hit anybody you sexist fool!
Posted by su, 13:17, 3rd August 2004:
 
my bad
you are obviously correct Grim

but no body should ever hurt our Rosie
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:25, 3rd August 2004:
 
???
Grim..., 13:15 03 August 2004 :
Su - it's not okay to hit anybody you sexist fool!

Grim..., 12:13 03 August 2004 :
Does he need a kicking?
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 13:26, 3rd August 2004:
 
Seriously, though, Rosie, good that it's the end of that bit of bad stuff. Now you and VicoR can start making a home together for the first of your many children.
Posted by Grim..., 13:27, 3rd August 2004:
 
Oh absolutly.
I'm of the opinion that most people (especially violent ones) will only learn anything via a good shoing (shoeing?).

But the whole "you shouldn't hit women" debate pisses me off.
The main reason you shouldn't hit a woman is because they will get back up and kick the shit out of you.
Posted by Brock, 14:36, 3rd August 2004:
 
Salman. He said you shouldn't hit anyone, Shoeing involves kicking only.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 16:40, 3rd August 2004:
 
So should you kick a lady?
Posted by Grim..., 16:40, 3rd August 2004:
 
:sigh:
Posted by ilovebeerme, 17:53, 3rd August 2004:
 
What if a lady was holding my pet weasel under the water in a bathtub? Could I shove her?
Posted by Saltation, 18:37, 3rd August 2004:
 
nothing worse than a clean weasel. your path is clear. she has waived all rights to be treated as a human being or even a girl.

retrieve your weasel, fling him once more into his pit of ordure, turn to the culprit and with lip a-curl and nose a-tremble with pent emotion, fling high an accusing arm and SNUB her. And mean it to wound.