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Posted by Gracie, 18:05, 3rd August 2004:
 
Hello all, my name is Grace and I am not an idiot, can I be approved?

I will try to join the chat in as good a was as I can!
Posted by Gracie, 18:06, 3rd August 2004:
 
Here is a joke for you all

Q. Why did the vegetarian father eat his childs placenta?
A. Because meat tastes soooo good.
Posted by Gracie, 18:06, 3rd August 2004:
 
here is another one.

Q. What do you call a dirty man who holds his cock in his hand all the time and who is called Gareth?
A. Cock-in-hand Gareth.
Posted by Andy, 18:48, 3rd August 2004:
 
That second joke is being told at work tomorrow, I think. Apparently we've got a big cheese coming down (one of the bosses, not an actual large piece of cheese) - could be a good way to make an impression on him?
Posted by Alfie, 18:58, 3rd August 2004:
 
Doctor!!!?
Posted by arsepuppy, 19:48, 3rd August 2004:
 
Hmm, I thought that, what with 'Cock In Hand Gareth' being an old forgotten iamcalism and all.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 23:32, 3rd August 2004:
 
Ain't nothing to do with me.

Q Which actor is the direct polar opposite of Christopher Reeve?

A Christopher Walken
Posted by reitsma, 02:38, 4th August 2004:
 
heheheh.
Posted by Grim..., 09:27, 4th August 2004:
 
I like the first joke =]