Discussion » A Bit Of A Cool Tip

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Posted by Sul, 17:09, 6th August 2004:
 
My telly remote has lost the battery lid/casing thing, as so often happens. It's lost a battery and I haven't got a new one yet so I've been switching one between the DVD player and telly remote.
As a little test I thought, "what the hell, it might work" and bridged the one remaining battery and the other contact with my index and middle finger. It only fucking worked. Maybe it was the heat and thus a more salty, sweaty finger contact but it worked for 6 button pushes.
Cool huh?
I may be infertile now but hell, I'm not planning on kids yet and they'd be prettier adopted than from my loins.
Posted by Brock, 17:13, 6th August 2004:
 
The idea of you sitting at home with a "salty, sweaty finger" and watchin dvd's has made me feel very, very sick.

I feel the need to wash, or something...

You're not eating Quavers as well, are you?
Posted by Sul, 17:15, 6th August 2004:
 
No. Pickled Onion Space Raiders. At least I hope that's why my cock hurts right now.
Posted by Alfie, 17:37, 6th August 2004:
 
So the thread should really be
"A Bit Of A Stinging Tip"
Posted by Sul, 17:40, 6th August 2004:
 
Wow! You actually posted that.