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Posted by su, 17:42, 13th August 2004:
 
that are not true
but you wish they were

Go....
Posted by su, 17:44, 13th August 2004:
 
My other house is somewhere in the Greek Islands
My other Boyfriend is Brad Pitt
Posted by Brock, 18:36, 13th August 2004:
 
My eyesight is perfect.
I have a free return ticket to NZ.

;)
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 18:56, 13th August 2004:
 
I have a fork in my FRIKKIN eye
I am a massively talented and famous novellist / rock star / it boy / musician / tap dancer.
Posted by Saltation, 19:15, 13th August 2004:
 
my pit boy is brad's friend
my eye lands in greece somehows, not otherwhere.
Posted by Alfie, 19:52, 13th August 2004:
 
DOC!!!

things "that are not true
but you wish they were"

Surely you don't really want a fork in your eye? That would hurt a fair bit.
Posted by Saltation, 20:27, 13th August 2004:
 
doc is above mere pain
Posted by WarHead, 21:17, 13th August 2004:
 
I just won £17m on the lottery
Jennifer Anniston just won't stop pestering me for sex.
Posted by jeffld, 01:59, 14th August 2004:
 
new shoes.
new girlfriend.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:58, 14th August 2004:
 
It would be cool if I was famous for having a fork in my eye.
Well, more famous than I am already for it.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 11:58, 14th August 2004:
 
(I'll put the MP3 of the Blistered Eye song up here at some point)
Posted by Foppy, 03:59, 15th August 2004:
 
1. I can turn lead into gold.
2. I can turn gold into SEVERED HUMAN HEADS.
Posted by Saltation, 14:57, 15th August 2004:
 
i assumed SOMEBODY already could-- we're knee-deep in them round here