Discussion » I'm Bald

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Posted by Sul, 14:03, 14th August 2004:
 
Totally bald now. Balder than Brock. I somehow (the process is somewhat blurred) ended up at a chavvy party with a load of 17 year old chavs last night. While chatting up some jailbait in the kitchen the words "You look like you're going a bit bald there, Sul" came out of her mouth. Well that was it. "Then it must all go!". Her and my mate Adam helped me get rid of my locks with with the aid of 4 lady razors and a bar of imperial leather. Not quite sure I actually regret it yet. Although I do look a bit like yoda.
Posted by su, 14:06, 14th August 2004:
 
3 words

Flickr
Photo
NOW
Posted by Sul, 14:17, 14th August 2004:
 
My phone/camera cable is at my sisters. I'm going there later. You'll have to wait til then.
Posted by Salman Rushdie, 14:18, 14th August 2004:
 
O my god!

Balder than Brock


In 10 years time, no-one will use any other simile to refer to baldness.
Posted by Brock, 15:50, 14th August 2004:
 
You just want to look like me Sul, don't you? Next step growing a few feet is it?

I'm your hero. You know it.
Posted by Sul, 15:54, 14th August 2004:
 
You're right. I admit it. It was step 1 on my plan to become a big baldy gayer.
Posted by Brock, 15:57, 14th August 2004:
 
You've always been a big gayer as far as I'm concerned.

Nice try, cue ball
Posted by Sul, 16:06, 14th August 2004:
 
Well, gee whiz, Brock. That's not very nice of you to say so :(

you win this round brockles, well played
Posted by Brock, 16:07, 14th August 2004:
 
All your sorry arsed edits are belong to me.

:)
Posted by Sul, 16:11, 14th August 2004:
 
I couldnt even pull the chavvy chick last night. But she did straddle my back as she was shaving my hair off. It's been a long time since I could say a girl was straddling me.
Posted by lickitysplit, 04:48, 15th August 2004:
 
aw, I'm sorry. (Apologies if that sounded pitiful. It was.) ;)

erm.. what's chavvy?
Posted by Brock, 11:30, 15th August 2004:
 
www.chavscum.co.uk/
Posted by su, 11:42, 15th August 2004:
 
i'd like to say i am a better person for now understanding the term
but i am not ;)
Posted by jeffld, 23:54, 15th August 2004:
 
Has Sul posted the photo yet? The suspense is killing me!!!1
Posted by Sul, 08:12, 16th August 2004:
 
Not posted yet. Sorry. Will do though.
Posted by su, 08:55, 16th August 2004:
 
still waiting baldy

:D
Posted by Miki, 08:56, 16th August 2004:
 
yep me too, morning :)
Posted by su, 10:51, 19th August 2004:
 
still waiitng mr chrome dome
do we need to send miki over with her new camera?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 11:07, 19th August 2004:
 
Come on Sul, lets see the shine!
Posted by su, 11:24, 19th August 2004:
 
or does Brock look better bald than you do?
Posted by Sul, 13:44, 19th August 2004:
 
Argh. In the next couple of days ok. Fo' sure.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:48, 19th August 2004:
 
He is just waiting for some hair to actually grow back in!
Posted by Sul, 13:59, 19th August 2004:
 
I've got some photos from the morning after but I'm afraid theyre a bit shit as the resolution dropped on my phone for no apparent reason but I didnt realise as I didnt take them.
Posted by WarHead, 17:04, 19th August 2004:
 
I think Micheal Jackson said it best when he said

Because I'm Bald, I'm Bald-Come On
(Bald Bald-Really, Really Bald)
You Know I'm Bald, I'm Bald-You Know It
(Bald Bald-Really, Really Bald)
You Know I'm Bald, I'm Bald-Come On, You Know
(Bald Bald-Really, Really Bald)
And The Whole World Has To Answer Right Now
Just To Tell You Once Again,
Who's Bald . . .


Come on, sing it with me ....
Posted by Brock, 17:30, 19th August 2004:
 
/lines up Warhead in his sights...

For crimes against crap jokes.
Posted by Saltation, 22:51, 19th August 2004:
 
?
"against"
?
Posted by Sul, 23:04, 19th August 2004:
 
I wanted to point out the same thing.
Posted by Brock, 23:34, 19th August 2004:
 
But were unable to find the means to voice it?
Posted by Saltation, 23:54, 19th August 2004:
 
i was his means


the force is strong in sul, yes, hmmm?
Posted by WarHead, 09:12, 20th August 2004:
 
Come on, that was a class bit of humour in the great English tradition. Crap jokes are our staple. You're all just jealous because I thought of it and you didn't.
Posted by Saltation, 12:10, 20th August 2004:
 
oh i liked the joke
but i also liked brock's accidental doublenegative
Posted by Sul, 19:06, 20th August 2004:
 
www.flickr.com/photo.gne?id=219644

There you go. Piss take away.
Posted by Brock, 19:38, 20th August 2004:
 
Hahahahahahahahaahahahaahahaha!!!!

You look like the Judas bloke from The Matrix.

I always knew there was something sinister about you, Sullivan.

Bloody brave making a pic like that 'public' by the way.