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Posted by Brock, 21:45, 15th August 2004:
 
Holy crap!

From Su. I am having a leaving party soon, and there was a suggestion that this would be a bad example to follow... Neither of the weddings I went to this weekend were as scary as that, either.

And, to make matters worse, neither party had any women there that wanted to sleep with me. These damn lesbians are getting everywhere these days.
Posted by jeffld, 21:50, 15th August 2004:
 
lesbians. They are almost as bad as the french.
Posted by Brock, 21:59, 15th August 2004:
 
fucking french
Posted by lickitysplit, 23:32, 15th August 2004:
 
what, you guys don't think lesbians are hot?
Posted by jeffld, 23:56, 15th August 2004:
 
No.
Posted by jeffld, 23:56, 15th August 2004:
 
they are not hot.
Posted by Brock, 08:58, 16th August 2004:
 
You really ought to read things properly, lickitysplit.

Then go and look up sarcasm and irony in a book...
Posted by Saltation, 09:57, 16th August 2004:
 
fucking lesbians
Posted by Saltation, 09:59, 16th August 2004:
 
Mmmmmmmmm.... fucking lesbians...
Posted by WarHead, 13:52, 16th August 2004:
 
How to spoil a party? Invite Brock.

Well someone had to say it.
Posted by Brock, 13:59, 16th August 2004:
 
Fuck off, wrinkles.

:)
Posted by WarHead, 14:06, 16th August 2004:
 
Mind what you're doing with that handbag, you lanky sod.
Posted by Brock, 14:11, 16th August 2004:
 
I was aiming for your eye, actually.
Posted by WarHead, 12:01, 17th August 2004:
 
I hope your handbag doesn't have sharp edges.
Posted by Foppy, 02:46, 18th August 2004:
 
Fucking French lesbians.
Posted by lickitysplit, 04:52, 18th August 2004:
 
Aw, did Brocky darling have a bad Monday?

It was just a question for the general opinion, so please skip the condescension. Anywho, I've met many people that think lesbians are a turnoff. Personally, I don't, but whatever bakes your noodle. :P
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:18, 18th August 2004:
 
*Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh*

&^^$%&£$"^%$£E
Posted by Brock, 10:25, 18th August 2004:
 
I think that deserves some more of these, Vic:

'ooooooooo'

Kids, eh?
Posted by Grim..., 10:26, 18th August 2004:
 
I don't think lesbians are that hot.
I mean, as a man, I could never shag one, could I?
Posted by Brock, 10:37, 18th August 2004:
 
But by the same logic, you wouldn't see 'heterosexual women with good eyesight' as attractive, either.
Posted by Saltation, 10:44, 18th August 2004:
 
lol!
Posted by Grim..., 10:53, 18th August 2004:
 
This from someone who last had sex when?
Posted by Brock, 10:54, 18th August 2004:
 
Weekend before last.

:(
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:58, 18th August 2004:
 
without paying for it?
Posted by Grim..., 11:00, 18th August 2004:
 
Hahaha busted =]
Posted by su, 11:09, 18th August 2004:
 
not on your own
Posted by Saltation, 15:31, 18th August 2004:
 
brock has to pay himself to masturbate?

wow. that's harsh.
Posted by Brock, 15:33, 18th August 2004:
 
Yeah, but the advantage is that I also get paid to masturbate, if you think about it.
Posted by WarHead, 16:46, 18th August 2004:
 
I'd rather not think about it, thanks all the same.
Posted by su, 23:40, 18th August 2004:
 
i always knew brock was a dirty little street walker
Posted by Saltation, 11:51, 19th August 2004:
 
i've thought about it, and there's a lot to like about it, as a business model.

am setting myself up as a professional wanker right now.
one day, as it grows, i hope to work my way up (heh, did you see what i did there?) to corporate wanker.