Discussion » Happy Birthday Cal!

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Posted by Doctor Lucid, 10:47, 16th August 2004:
 
Many happy returns! I'm not sure what the time difference is, but I hope you're having a good one / had a good one / going to have a good one!
Posted by Brock, 10:52, 16th August 2004:
 
Cal's Birthday is in January... I is confused now.
Posted by lau, 11:07, 16th August 2004:
 
Well you did say that he was insane.
Posted by su, 11:13, 16th August 2004:
 
it's exactly 5 months till cal's birthday
i think

which means he is closer to 24 now than 23
Posted by jeff, 11:23, 16th August 2004:
 
doc, it's frank's birthday today, not cal's...
Posted by Brock, 11:29, 16th August 2004:
 
Who the fuck is Frank?
Posted by su, 11:33, 16th August 2004:
 
frank is not cal
Posted by Alfie, 11:34, 16th August 2004:
 
hahaha
Posted by Saltation, 11:58, 16th August 2004:
 
so now we know

doc's time difference sponsored by iamcalurist is EXACTLY [bip] [bip] [bip] five months
Posted by Brock, 11:59, 16th August 2004:
 
That would explain a lot of his posts, actually.

:)
Posted by jeff, 12:21, 16th August 2004:
 
frank is very cool. thats all you need know.
Posted by su, 12:30, 16th August 2004:
 
i'm not so sure
teasing us with the concept of 'Frank' and then taking him away from us
it's seems like we are tiny kittens and you floated a catnip mouse in front of us, and then took it away.

but now we know about the catnip
we can never go back until we know more about the catnip
Posted by jeff, 12:34, 16th August 2004:
 
any details i disclose about frank could get him in trouble with the authorities...
i wouldnt want to get him in trouble on his birthday.
Posted by Grim..., 13:43, 16th August 2004:
 
I thought Frank was a girl...
Posted by WarHead, 13:46, 16th August 2004:
 
Robin Day's got a hedgehog called Frank.
Posted by Saltation, 14:10, 16th August 2004:
 
su: doc will explain everything about frank in around 5 months
Posted by jeff, 14:39, 16th August 2004:
 
frankie is a girl, but frank is a boy... and i'm sure when uncle lucy returns he'll tell you something interesting about frank. that way you find out and i dont get in trouble :)
Posted by Saltation, 15:18, 16th August 2004:
 
that could take months
Posted by Grim..., 15:32, 16th August 2004:
 
Let's guess!

Frank used to be Frankie, but is now a transsexual?
Posted by jeff, 16:09, 16th August 2004:
 
frank and frankie are entirely different people... like physically as well as mentally, we're not talking about some kind of split personality situation...
Posted by chris, 16:23, 16th August 2004:
 
Talk to FRANK
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 09:31, 19th August 2004:
 
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:51, 19th August 2004:
 
Wasn't he in 'City of God'?
Posted by Doctor Lucid, 09:57, 19th August 2004:
 
Yeah, that's Frank. Happy Birthday Frank. And Cal.

Frank is the coolest gun-wielding computer programmer ever. He is currently studying How to Kill People with your Bare Hands. And learning how to play the piano.
Posted by Saltation, 11:43, 19th August 2004:
 
won't his "bare hand death dealer" studies undermine his valuable status as "coolest gun-wielder" tho?
Posted by jeff, 12:16, 19th August 2004:
 
that's my favourite picture of frank. apart from the one of him wearing nothing but his guitar...
Posted by Saltation, 15:40, 19th August 2004:
 
jeff you big gayer

oh wait...