Discussion » Fucking Crisps!

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Posted by Grim..., 12:09, 17th August 2004:
 
I've got salt and vinegar crisps for lunch. I don't want salt and vinegar, I want cheese and onion.

But because stupid Walkers have to do the colours the wrong way around, I picked up the wrong pack.

Why do they do that? Do they not know how fucking annoying that is?
Posted by Alfie, 12:11, 17th August 2004:
 
salt and vinegar are horrible.
but then walkers have had them that way around for years and years so you are an idiot.
Posted by WarHead, 12:13, 17th August 2004:
 
Bastards aren't they? Maybe should boycott Wanker's Crispspspsps then.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 12:14, 17th August 2004:
 
I got Salt and Vinegar Hula Hoops, Go Me!
Posted by plindoe, 12:14, 17th August 2004:
 
I was gonna say they changed them years ago, also, they conveniently write the flavours on the side!
Posted by WarHead, 12:16, 17th August 2004:
 
But that means you have to READ THE PACKET and a lot of their customers can't do that.
Posted by Grim..., 12:16, 17th August 2004:
 
We don't normally have Walkers crisps, so when I looked in the cupboard this morning I just grabbed a green packet.

Sucks =[
Posted by WarHead, 12:19, 17th August 2004:
 
What do you normally have then?
Posted by Sul, 12:20, 17th August 2004:
 
Swap with someone at work or, supershockingsuggestion, pop to the shop and buy a pack of cheese and onion instead of whinging like a 10 year old girl.
Posted by plindoe, 12:21, 17th August 2004:
 
So why do they bother writing on the packs then?

Fuck 'em anyway, get some nik naks!!
Posted by Sul, 12:23, 17th August 2004:
 
Real men eat Monster Munch.
Posted by WarHead, 12:24, 17th August 2004:
 
Get a big chube of mini popadums - much better for you than them salty snacks.
Posted by Grim..., 13:25, 17th August 2004:
 
I've got Flamin' Hot Monster Munch now.
Posted by WarHead, 13:31, 17th August 2004:
 
Did you buy or swap?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:45, 17th August 2004:
 
Real men eat Pickled Onion Monster Munch.
Posted by Brock, 13:48, 17th August 2004:
 
Real men don't eat crisps. They just run into fields of cows and bite a chunk off the shoulder of the nearest one.

Crisps are for kids, you bunch of poofs.
Posted by Grim..., 13:49, 17th August 2004:
 
I swapped =]
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:51, 17th August 2004:
 
Wow, It appears I am not as manly as Brock.

Which doesn't sound very likely.
Posted by Kitty, 13:53, 17th August 2004:
 
Ahhh smell the testosterone subtly mixed with crisps!
Posted by Brock, 13:53, 17th August 2004:
 
No, Vic. You're much more of a man than me, even on sheer body mass alone, you are twice the man I am...

;)
Posted by Grim..., 13:55, 17th August 2004:
 
And on scalp-hair mass you're 500 times the man he is...

=]
Posted by Brock, 13:56, 17th August 2004:
 
Fack orf.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 13:56, 17th August 2004:
 
Unless Brock measures manliness by how many men he has slept with.
Posted by Brock, 14:05, 17th August 2004:
 
See my last post, Menendez.
Posted by plindoe, 14:08, 17th August 2004:
 
Where do Quavers stand in the manliness stance?
Posted by jeff, 14:09, 17th August 2004:
 
fucking crisps? sounds painful.. not to mention wasteful
Posted by WarHead, 14:09, 17th August 2004:
 
Boys, boys, don't wave those handbags about so carelessly.

And be healthy, eat popadums.
Posted by Brock, 14:16, 17th August 2004:
 
Go and shove your poppodoms up your arse.

Healthy is for girls, etc., etc.
Posted by Sul, 14:16, 17th August 2004:
 
WH: Most of us can afford to be a little careless with what we eat. We're not quite as close to having to pass time discussing what we had for lunch with the ferry man on our crossing of the Styx, as you may be.
Posted by plindoe, 14:17, 17th August 2004:
 
Fuck it I am eating the quavers!
Posted by Kitty, 14:20, 17th August 2004:
 
I crave a brand of crisps that you only get in Northern Ireland called 'tayto', delicious!
Posted by Sul, 14:20, 17th August 2004:
 
I think Quavers fall into the same category of manliness as Skips do.
Posted by Sul, 14:22, 17th August 2004:
 
Space Raiders, however, are high on the scale because you tend to eat them 5 bags per sitting.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:25, 17th August 2004:
 
Sul, Did it annoy you when you posted an amusing and witty response to WarHeads post but were beaten to it by a 'comedy' Brock post?
Posted by Sul, 14:27, 17th August 2004:
 
It did a little, yes. Never mind. Due to his sexual practices he tends to have plenty of gags to hand.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:28, 17th August 2004:
 
He probably thinks that his 'gags' are what make the women laugh.
Posted by Brock, 14:29, 17th August 2004:
 
It wasn't a comedy post. It was a genuine sentiment.

cock smoker
Posted by Sul, 14:30, 17th August 2004:
 
I was going for an S&M "gag me and a fuck me in the arse" type dual reference but yours works too.
Posted by plindoe, 14:30, 17th August 2004:
 
What about Walkers sensations?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:33, 17th August 2004:
 
Ahahahahahhahaha.


You're a funny guy.

Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:34, 17th August 2004:
 
Posted by Sul, 14:35, 17th August 2004:
 
"What about Walkers sensations?"

Sometimes you have to put a little vaseline on the delicate parts when going on long walks and runs to minimise chafing. Glad to be of service.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 14:35, 17th August 2004:
 
Posted by Sul, 14:36, 17th August 2004:
 
hehe
Posted by Brock, 15:25, 17th August 2004:
 
:)
Posted by Brock, 15:43, 17th August 2004:
 
You must spend all your evenings looking for pictures to post to try and abuse me.

That's practically stalking..
Posted by plindoe, 15:47, 17th August 2004:
 
you should be honoured
Posted by Grim..., 15:50, 17th August 2004:
 
Or scared.
Posted by Alfie, 16:07, 17th August 2004:
 
"fucking crisps? sounds painful.. not to mention wasteful"

I was going to make some such joke Jess, but didn't want to rub salt (and vinegar) in the wound.
Posted by Brock, 16:09, 17th August 2004:
 
*groan*
Posted by plindoe, 16:27, 17th August 2004:
 
ffs
Posted by WarHead, 16:31, 17th August 2004:
 
WH: Most of us can afford to be a little careless with what we eat. We're not quite as close to having to pass time discussing what we had for lunch with the ferry man on our crossing of the Styx, as you may be.


Don't be too sure.

What about Mini-Cheddars? Food of the GODS. But you need to eat about 5 packets at one go. There must be something addictive in them.
Posted by plindoe, 16:38, 17th August 2004:
 
cheese?
Posted by WarHead, 16:40, 17th August 2004:
 
In ADDITION to the cheese, wombat!
Posted by plindoe, 16:52, 17th August 2004:
 
I am guessing some E numbers then! Marsupial!!!
Posted by su, 18:08, 17th August 2004:
 
i prefer chilli popcorn myself
Posted by Saltation, 20:25, 17th August 2004:
 
cheese twisties

"the number one extruded snack brand"
*sniff*
such poetry. such magical memories the language evokes.
Posted by Foppy, 02:39, 18th August 2004:
 
I rather like salt & vinegar crisps.
Posted by lickitysplit, 04:40, 18th August 2004:
 
Burger Rings?! What the hell.. do they really taste like burgers? excuse me while I go vomit.
Posted by Grim..., 08:52, 18th August 2004:
 
Did anyone try the Vanilla Ice Cream flavored Monster Munch when they came out?
Posted by Kitty, 09:06, 18th August 2004:
 
Yep I did - they were strangely nice, abit like eating the cone on an icecream
Posted by plindoe, 09:07, 18th August 2004:
 
Fucking rank in my opinion
Posted by Kitty, 09:08, 18th August 2004:
 
I tried a really strange flavour when I was in Northern Ireland awhile ago - a brand called 'tayto' had brought out an Ulster Fry Breakfast!
Posted by Saltation, 10:02, 18th August 2004:
 
? is that semtex flavoured?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:07, 18th August 2004:
 
Tangy Toms!!!