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Posted by Kitty, 09:39, 18th August 2004:
 
My sister was 'dumped' pretty heavily by the b/f at the weekend. Now that the inital shock has worn off, she is interested in unusual and possibly sinister ideas to wreck havoc on him. Any ideas anybody?
Posted by jeff, 09:46, 18th August 2004:
 
what were his reasons for dumping?
Posted by Kitty, 09:52, 18th August 2004:
 
Non-specific. They had just moved in together, about 7 weeks ago. They were having a really good weekend out and when they got home he just told her he's not happy and that was that.
Posted by Grim..., 09:53, 18th August 2004:
 
How about 'get over it'?
Posted by Kitty, 09:53, 18th August 2004:
 
lol
Posted by Victor Menendez, 09:55, 18th August 2004:
 
Tell her to D-up and get the hell on with it, you don't all have to go 'Fatal Attraction' after dumperage.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:55, 18th August 2004:
 
or..'move on'...'get another b/f' .... 'buy a vibro'...
Posted by Grim..., 09:56, 18th August 2004:
 
Seriously, they lived together for seven weeks, and now after two days of being single she's ready to 'get revenge'?

Sounds like she was as interested in him as he was in her.
Posted by Kitty, 09:56, 18th August 2004:
 
I did tell her that but thought that the site could come up with some ideas that might make her laugh 'cause i'm sure she's just at that 'angry' stage
Posted by Grim..., 09:56, 18th August 2004:
 
Hehehe - D-up =]
Posted by Grim..., 09:57, 18th August 2004:
 
Oh, okay - comic relief.

What's the situation - is he still in the house, who does it belong too, has he got his stuff out yet, etc.
Posted by Kitty, 09:57, 18th August 2004:
 
lol
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:59, 18th August 2004:
 
dye all his lefts socks red!
Posted by Kitty, 09:59, 18th August 2004:
 
They had rented it together, he kicked her out back to my mum's, so all his stuff is there aswell as her stuff that she couldn't take with her.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 09:59, 18th August 2004:
 
put itchy powder in all his underwear.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:00, 18th August 2004:
 
'accidentaly' spill perfume over his good clothes.
Posted by Victor Menendez, 10:01, 18th August 2004:
 
Tell her to get better in bed, then she can keep hold of the next one and forget all about the last one.
Posted by Saltation, 10:03, 18th August 2004:
 
assuming he didn't actually do the dirty on her, i'd suggest:

growing up?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:04, 18th August 2004:
 
Come on!!

Tell her to dye all his left socks red!!!
Posted by Grim..., 10:05, 18th August 2004:
 
Wait a minute!

Is she fit?
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:05, 18th August 2004:
 
good point Grim!
Posted by Grim..., 10:08, 18th August 2004:
 
Photo's!
Posted by Kitty, 10:09, 18th August 2004:
 
yes she is good looking and extremely nice person as well
Posted by Kitty, 10:11, 18th August 2004:
 
I'm not sure if he did the dirty on her, but my other sister and i think it's a case of 'someone else lined up'
Posted by Saltation, 10:15, 18th August 2004:
 
[lagged posting, sorry]

oh, comedy suggestions, is it?

right, in that case, either dip all his left socks in red itchypowder as per my esteemed and steeming predeposters

or make a point of being seen going into or coming out of the Genitual Urinary Medical clinic, looking a bit distraught and panicky
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 10:17, 18th August 2004:
 
LMAO!!!! cracker!!
Posted by Kitty, 10:18, 18th August 2004:
 
Like that one sal!
Posted by Brock, 10:22, 18th August 2004:
 
I reckon she should work her way through the eligible bachelors on iamcal.com, posting plenty of web-wide comments about how she is getting loads, and they are all much better than her loser boyfriend. Because he had a tiny penis and was also unable to wield it to great effect.

Starting with me, obviously.
Posted by Grim..., 10:26, 18th August 2004:
 
Yeah - get her to shag Brock!

Reckon he might stop being such an arse if he got his end away once in a while...
Posted by Kitty, 10:26, 18th August 2004:
 
Brock as prospective sisters b/f? *shudders*
Posted by Grim..., 10:28, 18th August 2004:
 
I'm sure he'd let you 'vet' him first, right Brockaty?
Posted by Brock, 10:33, 18th August 2004:
 
Yeah, no bother. I'd do them all (thanks Grim, nearly missed out on the hat trick!). In the interests of reducing sibling rivalry, obviously.
Posted by Grim..., 10:34, 18th August 2004:
 
(Dude - there seems to be three sisters)
Posted by Brock, 10:34, 18th August 2004:
 
Oh and Grim? Even if I did get laid more often, it wouldn't stop you being a cock, would it?

;)
Posted by Saltation, 10:47, 18th August 2004:
 
is "vetting" brock like taking you dog to the vet to get "fixed"?
'cos that's another possible way to relax him. make him all sleepy and fat too.
Posted by su, 11:11, 18th August 2004:
 
go for subtle
sugar in the bed
salt in the underpants
Posted by Kitty, 11:25, 18th August 2004:
 
Su I like your style! Will pass on to my sister Sinead
Posted by su, 11:41, 18th August 2004:
 
make sure she's moved all her stuff out first
and also that he's done the dirty, unfounded revenge = bad relationship karma
Posted by Kitty, 11:48, 18th August 2004:
 
Su do u believe in karma?
Posted by WarHead, 11:52, 18th August 2004:
 
Hmm, I generally think revenge is not a good thing. For one thing, you can end up with tit-for-tat tactics that get WAY out of control, and for another, unless you're a nasty piece of work anyway, you don't actually feel much better after you've carried out your attack.

Just walking away with your belongings and dignity intact is probably best in the long run.
Posted by su, 11:54, 18th August 2004:
 
Kitty: yeah i do
i generally feel that if you do something bad, it comes back to haunt you in some way or another

since i am having a shitty couple of months, i must have been a really bad person in a previous life.
Posted by Kitty, 12:08, 18th August 2004:
 
I agree on just walking away WH, just trying to lighten up the little sis. She says she wants 'to get him' but I know she's just angry & letting off steam
Posted by WarHead, 12:28, 18th August 2004:
 
Buy her some chocolate and a Wampant Wabbit. One or the other (or both) should take her mind of it.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 12:30, 18th August 2004:
 
Thats what I said up there ^
Posted by Kitty, 12:33, 18th August 2004:
 
Hmm think i'll get me a rampant rabbit before I buy her one!
Posted by WarHead, 13:00, 18th August 2004:
 
You could share!!1111

And Foggy, a rampant Rabbit is not just ANY vibro .... or so I have been led to believe.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:01, 18th August 2004:
 
yes, I know...its the No1 of all vibro's.
Posted by Kitty, 13:01, 18th August 2004:
 
Share? *shudders*
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 13:04, 18th August 2004:
 
Johnson Babywipes?
Posted by Kitty, 13:06, 18th August 2004:
 
Still not a savoury thought: sharing sex toys with siblings?
Posted by WarHead, 13:09, 18th August 2004:
 
It was just a ..... thought.


But perhaps 'take turns' is more appropriate than 'share.'
Posted by Kitty, 14:34, 18th August 2004:
 
lol
Posted by Grim..., 14:50, 18th August 2004:
 
Or get one each and 'race' =]
Posted by Kitty, 14:52, 18th August 2004:
 
ok ok *yak* getting a bit too pervy for me now lol
Posted by Alfie, 21:28, 18th August 2004:
 
"since i am having a shitty couple of months, i must have been a really bad person in a previous life."

you should talk to Glen Hoddle
Posted by Brock, 15:16, 19th August 2004:
 
Anyway, getting back to the interesting bit - When do I get to see your sister then, Kitty?
Posted by Saltation, 22:50, 19th August 2004:
 
when i'm good and FINISHED with her, all right???

jeez. some people.
Posted by WarHead, 09:14, 20th August 2004:
 
I think Spike Milligan said it best, when he said, 'Revenge is sweet, but not fattening.'
Posted by Kitty, 09:15, 20th August 2004:
 
lol