Discussion » Calling All Hot Women Of The Lord!!!

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Posted by su, 13:38, 20th August 2004:
 
Dating to Save People from Hell
Posted by Saltation, 13:45, 20th August 2004:
 
Posted by Saltation, 13:47, 20th August 2004:
 
jesus is queer shock horror

Posted by Saltation, 13:52, 20th August 2004:
 
oh god, it might be serious

datetosave.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=30...

altho, this is a good and healthy response:
datetosave.com/forums/viewtopic.php?t=81...
Posted by su, 13:55, 20th August 2004:
 
it is serious
we might have found a way for Brock to get a date :)
the question is - is he heathen enough?
Posted by Saltation, 14:07, 20th August 2004:
 
we should stone him just to be on the safe side
Posted by Brock, 14:13, 20th August 2004:
 
Thanks for your support, Salty. I appreciate such throughness.

also, two quotes I found:

(thanks to Jeff for the cool pictures and setting up the store. He was my 3rd missionary date. I don't love him anymore, but Jesus still does).



I think it's funny. You just need to appreciate life a little more...like a good atheist."


Fantastic. Proper amusing.
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:14, 20th August 2004:
 
7. If he asks to come inside...
Ask him if he has asked Jesus to come inside his heart


Eh....is that a reference to 'pulling out'?
Posted by su, 14:17, 20th August 2004:
 
but good Christan girls are vigins
Posted by Foghorn Leghorn, 14:17, 20th August 2004:
 
vigins?
Posted by Brock, 14:23, 20th August 2004:
 
Jesus would have to be gay, extremely well hung and have a sharp pointy penis to fulfill the requirements of No. 7, Foggie.

A truly horrible image, you'll surely agree.
Posted by su, 14:24, 20th August 2004:
 
It refers to girls who think that anything except penetration means you are still a Virgin.
Posted by Saltation, 22:18, 20th August 2004:
 
it refers to headfucked bitches, i think you mean, su

girlies playing "make up the implied societal disgust as you go along" games, i think you mean, su

yeah brock: the more you read of the site, the more you suspect it's both real and some hideous ultra-irony/satire. trouble is, as it gets further and further into it-HAS-to-be-satire territory, the chances of this little schizophrenic's foamings not being intended to be genuine get lower and lower.

for her sake: rat's arse

for the sake of all the less-insanely-fix(at)ed kids: i feel deeply outraged

(sorry su for the possible implicatoin: NOT foaming at you, VERY pissed off at how the pseudo- respectable crap can screw with innocent's minds)
Posted by Foppy, 00:47, 21st August 2004:
 
Well said.
Posted by Sul, 01:29, 21st August 2004:
 
Are we ACTUALLY trying to figure out if this is serious or not? I cant beleive this.

No fucking way is it! The pictures and advice are all pure comedy. Dont take the posts on a message board to get an understanding of someone trying to put one over on someone. Look at the shit we do to understand that (baiting). Take the original content. Not only is there no need for the Judas-Kiss picture but the 10 tip thing is an obvious "comedic list" thing. Most small parody sites have them. Are you all fucking insane? This is in no way serious. The chick's smoking on the front page! Jesus, God and Claypole was (I'm going for the trinity here so will use the singular) all against smoking.

And "Verily" said the Lord, "I will strike thee down whoever smokes the Embassy. I said look after your brother not number one you fucking shits."

It worries me that people cant get a REALLY simple joke.
Posted by Sul, 01:39, 21st August 2004:
 
Oh and Oakland is only 21 miles away from Fremont. Coincident?
Posted by Sul, 01:46, 21st August 2004:
 
This line from the thong page is fucking genius though:

"This product is designed to fit juniors."

Utter greatness.
Posted by Sul, 01:57, 21st August 2004:
 
I didnt actually read everyone's assessments until now so my post is kind of conceited and up my own arse. So I apologise. I'm not gonna get rid of it though.
Posted by su, 13:58, 21st August 2004:
 
But

thre really are girls out there who consider themselves virgins because they have not had penetrative sex.
Posted by Saltation, 14:59, 21st August 2004:
 
i guess, technically, they're correct.
there is a LONG tradition in a number of asian buddhist priesthoods of anal sex for precisely the same reason[ing]

sul: dunno what the oakland/fremont thing is, and i really would like to believe you're spot on. but the "N rules" thing etc is a lot more widespread and deep in yank culture than just the carson show's top 5, and like i said, the more i read it, the less comfortable/convinced i got that it was satire