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Posted by plindoe, 15:22, 16th September 2004:
 
Go!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:24, 16th September 2004:
 
Name me four London Underground stations with animals in the title, without repeating the same animal over and over again.
Posted by Saltation, 15:42, 16th September 2004:
 
comeoncomeoncomeon there matey, we haven't got all day!
Posted by plindoe, 15:44, 16th September 2004:
 
elephant and castle
finchley road
finchley road and frognal
goldhawk road
Posted by Saltation, 15:45, 16th September 2004:
 
barking?
Posted by Victor Menendez, 15:51, 16th September 2004:
 
Read the question properly you goon.
Posted by Saltation, 16:00, 16th September 2004:
 
sneaky editing, vm
Posted by plindoe, 16:01, 16th September 2004:
 
fook you, I answered the original, Next!
Posted by Saltation, 16:06, 16th September 2004:
 
Name me four London Underground stations with animals in the title, without repeating the same animal over and over again
Posted by plindoe, 16:08, 16th September 2004:
 
done that!
Posted by Victor Menendez, 16:15, 16th September 2004:
 
Name me four London Underground stations with animals in the title, without repeating the same animal over and over again or making them up.
Posted by plindoe, 16:19, 16th September 2004:
 
they aint made up, you go check!
Posted by plindoe, 16:19, 16th September 2004:
 
on a lighter note

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Posted by WarHead, 16:21, 16th September 2004:
 
How many blue beans make five?

How high is a Chinese mountain?

What's the difference between a short sited archer and a consipated owl?
Posted by plindoe, 16:26, 16th September 2004:
 
well the blue beans I have it takes 12 to make 5

which one?

stumped on that one???
Posted by Sul, 16:29, 16th September 2004:
 
One shoots and can't hit, the other hoots and can't shit
Posted by plindoe, 16:39, 16th September 2004:
 
Ah, that would be it!
Posted by Alfie, 18:45, 16th September 2004:
 
short sited

O_o

Dear God.
Posted by WarHead, 22:21, 16th September 2004:
 
Eet mi shirts.
Posted by Foppy, 01:35, 17th September 2004:
 
If Charles is older than Daniel, and Daniel is taller than Mary, and Jon is driving the boat, how many inches to a gallon?
Posted by reitsma, 01:43, 17th September 2004:
 
that depends. who can run faster, Jon or Charles?
Posted by Foppy, 02:37, 17th September 2004:
 
Of the four of them, only Mary and Daniel can run. The other two have sprained ankles.
Posted by zxenor, 06:14, 17th September 2004:
 
231 inches to a gallon. took me a while to get that one, but then i realised that charles' AND jon both have sprained ankles. 'twas easy after that.
Posted by WarHead, 12:18, 17th September 2004:
 
What's the difference between a goldfish and a goat ?
Posted by Saltation, 12:22, 17th September 2004:
 
~40kg
Posted by WarHead, 12:23, 17th September 2004:
 
Possibly, but that wasn't the answer I was looking for.
Posted by WarHead, 13:40, 17th September 2004:
 
Bugger! I am bored now.
Posted by plindoe, 13:54, 17th September 2004:
 
It does happen eventually!
Posted by WarHead, 15:27, 17th September 2004:
 
What does?
Posted by plindoe, 15:53, 17th September 2004:
 
it
Posted by Alfie, 15:55, 17th September 2004:
 
buggery
Posted by Brock, 17:11, 17th September 2004:
 
Speak for yourself, Alfie. That's what being a vegetarian does for you. If you don't eat meat, then sooner or later you're going to get fucked up the arse.
Posted by Alfie, 18:10, 17th September 2004:
 
yeah yeah Brock, if you like putting meat in one hole then you like meat in both holes.
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:39, 17th September 2004:
 
CALL THE PRIEST! ALFIE HAS BEEN POSSESSED BY BEARGOD!
Posted by arsepuppy, 18:40, 17th September 2004:
 
"THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!"
Posted by lickitysplit, 22:12, 17th September 2004:
 
"PICK ME!!!"

*flies through window, falls to death*
Posted by Foppy, 23:19, 17th September 2004:
 
I just read The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy today, so I've got another question: What's yellow and dangerous?
Posted by Foppy, 23:19, 17th September 2004:
 
Zxenor, you're absolutely correct, by the way.
Posted by WarHead, 00:01, 18th September 2004:
 
Shark infested custard!!11
Posted by Alfie, 00:51, 18th September 2004:
 
The Question to the Ultimate Answer, that the mice were going to give to their masters.

Also the Vogon Constructor Fleet.

and wot WarHead said
Posted by Foppy, 00:52, 18th September 2004:
 
And probably the machines that tore down Arthur Dent's house.
Posted by Alfie, 13:05, 18th September 2004:
 
yes
Posted by jeffld, 05:52, 20th September 2004:
 
Oh that's just prefect.
Posted by Alfie, 11:56, 20th September 2004:
 
groan