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Shouldn't it be Accessibility?

So, what has everyone been doing for the last 6 months or however long it's been?

For fucks sake. Even a FUCKING girl can start a new thread before me.

I have a willy and everything! I'm supposed to rule the world, not fucking follow!

(That's fucking special treatment. I reckon you sent Cal nekkid pictures to get bumped up the "special friend" list).

I can do that too, if you want, Cal? On your head be it, though...

i have no idea what you're talking about :)

Don't give me that. You want it, you know you do.

You big gayer.

You could put a spellcheck option on here somewhere Cal. For the pedants ;)

Ooh a better idea. How about an "I'm a pedant" button, which automatically runs each post through an auto spell check before it is displayed so that pedants can read the page spelt correctly, and normal people without those very special needs can view it normally.

Then any pedantry could be settled by telling the pedant to fuck off and turn on the button.

Words that had been auto checked could be displayed in a slightly different colour.

It would result in lower bloodpressure all round. The pendants would be soothed by the spellcheck (assuming it used their local language (British/Canadian/American English)) and the non pedants would get some peace and quiet.

Alfie: You were as bad as anyone else, Penfold.

God yes. I'm firmly in the pendant camp.
It's just I know for a fact I can't control my pedantry. So I was suggesting solutions so that I can post on here without everyone hating me.

I mean even more than usual.

Pfft.

And I was going to hold the hoover dam up with my bare hands...

:)

Well I guess you could do. You have all that practise sticking your fingers into dykes.

Someone has to turn them all back.

i know,
how about all the pedants just go hang out at dictionary.com all day

I think you will find that they became dykes after you got at them.
Something about never wanting to go near a man ever again if they are all as fugly as you.

"how about all the pedants just go hang out at dictionary.com all day"

Because they aren't the ones who need to learn to spell?

No, it's mainly because I make them so sore, and no other man can satisfy them when they only touch one side.

But I didn't want to intimidate you...

"make them so sore"

That would be the genitial warts that you give them.

well I'll make it simple
i plan to never spell any word correctly, i plan to use atrocious grammar,
and i don't care
i will never care
and no amount of pedantry will inspire me to care

Love the chunky Post Reply >> button btw

Well you've failed already, as the majority of your words are spelt correctly and you even managed an aphostrophe in "I'll".

agreed, i just have to click it.

mmmmmm.

and in one of two places

Obviously my spellcheck idea would need to be customised so that it would automatically replace the words "Michael Jackson" with "Micheal Jackson Fucks Kids in the Anas".

but he's inncerent

/gives alfie the gold star for first mention of the trial

Ooh the "Save Changes" button is all chunky too. Nice. :D

Could I have a star-in-a-car rather than a gold one?

Hmmmm. I shall write something.

And then POST REPLY >>

It's fucking enormous, isn't it?

Wow. First time I heard that from the other side.

I prefer the word "Submit" but that's probably my Sub/Dom streak.

"Wow. First time I heard that from the other side."

What about that time you fucked that corpse?

It didn't speak. Fucking idiot.

What _did_ it do then?

Corpse

Yeah. I wanted to keep it secret, but the cunt split on me.

:)

That is fucking disgusting.

Oh for goodness sake Brock.

Doesn't take long does it?
(well in your case not long at all so I hear)

So much for a brave new world of iamcal.

Hey, I had a "piss soaked" post in within 1 hour of it being open.
According to the time stamps (whichb I am unconvinced about). But it was within 10 posts of anyone anyway.

:)

I fucking rule.

typo!!!!!!11111oneone

We've covered:

"piss soaked"
"MJ fucking kids"
"fingers in dykes"
"shagging corpses"
and "Cal's special friend list"

I'm looking forward to the googlebots making their way here soon.

Bring on the idiots...

Wait. Alfie's here already...

You aspire to idiothood

I'd say he aspires to have hair more.

and more hair

nah, I don't need hair.

Although Fanny would go down nicely around about now. Not that I'd wish to lower the tone, you understand.

Would she?

Show her a fake diamond, and she's anyone's. The slut.

worked for you yet brock?
no?
didn't think so, well i guess you do need the diamond first
or at least offer to fix her sink

ellipse: after your pendant rant, it's nice to see that you went and edited that last post to put the ? in the right place. Didn't go unnoticed or unappreciated ;)

shhhhh
you'll ruin my already lacking street cred

I'm still intrigued by the "fixing her sink" concept.

But of course, I'd go for fake diamonds anyday.

/me refrains from making the fake diamond/slut link again

/me refrains from pointing out that she hadn't said she'd go for fake diamonds _and_ Brock

I was going to sneak up behind you with the chloroform when you were dazzled by the plastic thingy.

It was only to make you stand still for long enough...

Can't catch a moving target?

Why do we need '>>' on the Post Reply button?

because it's an embellishment
and it looks prutty

Ages ago, Alfie said, "How about an "I'm a pedant" button, which automatically runs each post through an auto spell check before it is displayed..."

Could it be programmed to sing a little song as well (to the tune of the Lumberjack song from Monty Python)

"I'm a pe-edant and I'm OK
I check all night
And correct all day.
I check your posts
I put them right
I tell you all
You're a load of shite.

Ooooh, I'm a pe-edant and I'm OK
I check all night
And correct all day."

It's a feature I'm sure Cal could add.

Right at the top of this thread, Hanni said, "So, what has everyone been doing for the last 6 months or however long it's been?"

I'm afraid I can only really speak for myself.

Are you sitting comfortably? Then I'll begin.

Wellll, when Cal shut us down without any notice, I must admit I went into shock and had a little cry to myself, then I went into denial, then I had a period of anger and guilt. Was it all my fault that V9 was closed. Could I have prevented it? Should I have been nicer to Brock?

I soon got over that, but then I went into Despair And Depression. In the first few weeks the whole situation seemed unbearable and in the months that followed, I felt there was little purpose in life and nothing of interest in the outside world. I began to question my own sanity and thought I was going mad.

Eventually I passed through the period of depression and began to accept the loss. Apparently this usually happens with the passage of time and, as the pain eased, I was able to think about our loss and recall the past without feelings of devastation.

Acceptance began when I started thinking of beginning my life again, maybe renewing old interests and taking up new pursuits. I considered taking up a hobby as a therapy. I wondered if this was disloyal to iamcal, but the past is always a part of us and is not affected by enjoying the present, or planning for the future.

So I thought 'Fuck it' and spent more time in flickr instead.

Although the lyrics could do with some work.
And "you're" would be better than "you'r"

£$%*&%$£

I thank you.

And if you'd like to tweak the lyrics, we can work out a deal on the royalties.

I do like the yellow fady thing, I might add that to my blog at some point. Although the yellow is a bit garish.

I'm a pedant boy and I'm okay,
I rant about spelling, night and day.
I just moan on, about your posts,
and then pull out my hair,
every time I see that,
you have used the wrong "their"

Oooh I'm a pedant boy and I'm okay,
I rant about spelling, night and day.

etc

It doesn't scan proper.

Or rhyme right.

"I just moan on,
about your posts,
pull out my hair,
while Brock blows goats."

Hmm, now it scans and rhymes, but it's lost its relevance.

Up your arse, Gepetto.

yeah but it is more funny

and right now i miss the poll option
would you rather be up WH's arse or blowing a goat?

"It doesn't scan proper. Or rhyme right."

It does if you sing it to the tune.

I think I'd need to hear you sing it to be convinced.

Okay, I'll be right over.

So, after you pulled him, Warhead, did you get red-hot (munchkin-squirrel-fucking-arse-licking-cock master) action?

Did you pound his greasy arse?

I really wish you wouldn't use my real name on here Brock. I don't, you don't use yours, I don't use yours, so I'd appreciate it if you didn't use mine either. After all it's not a standard imagination-bypass name like Simon or John, and is thus more readily identifiable with my good self.

And it's not greasy. :P

Better?

much

Is there a ~£*&@~$£ missing there?

now you two kiss and make up proper

Yes, there's nothing less attractive on a man than messy make-up.

I dunno. Dot cotton would look pretty fucking unattractive on a man, as you demonstrated in that other thread.

And if this put the most frequent activity to the top, you would all have found my comment sooner. And if there were permalinks, I could have linked to your post.

Wub, and all that Cal, but can you not take a week's holiday and sort this all out? It's like going back to the destination of your best holiday ever (with a limitless 'fun' budget) and being told to wait in the hotel for a few days before you can play with your mates...

I am SO excited and SO frustrated at the same time.

Ah, go on. go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on, go on.

Would yer loike a cop 'o tea, Farder? AHHHHHHHHH goo on.

:)

(I suspect that Cal may tell me to fuck off. Just a feeling)

"the destination of your best holiday ever"

*coughbrownnosinglosercough*

Read it in a "Smashy and Nicey" voice. That was the voice that was going through my head when I typed it.

It does sound a bit like Cal's arsehole is closing over my neck when you read it in the cold light of day, though.

:(

Ewwww, that's an image I'm going to have to fight to keep way all day.

"like Cal's arsehole is closing over my neck"

hahahaha that's a great line

well i guess a bald head makes such things easier?

whee, it's back, eh?

it is indeed. Hello zxenor.

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