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Posted by cal_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
just got this email:


hi

I am looking to buy yahoo. dir listed domains.
Wandering if you might be interested in selling your site:

http://www.iamcal.com/
please let me know if you are intrested.

daniel


gah
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Response:

"Yeah, ok.

Please forward $20,000,000 by return of post (cleared funds) and you can have it.

CUNTFACE!

Sincerely,

Cal (curtain hair) Henderson@
Posted by robotnik, around 14th May 2005:
 
cal you lose

reg me up and let me post ;]
Posted by Orinoco, around 14th May 2005:
 
register iamcaI.com & sell him that instead

seems like a good money making scheme though, produce a good content rich website sell the domain, move content to another domain sell it again, & again & again & again...
Posted by eatmypiano_DUPE1, around 14th May 2005:
 
I wouldn't be interested in any mail from someone who uses "wandering" instead of "wondering". Obviously a twat.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 16th May 2005:
 
what's "seo"?
Posted by Hanni_DUPE1, around 16th May 2005:
 
Search Engine Optimization
Posted by ellipse, around 16th May 2005:
 
hanni knows all the big proper words adults use
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 16th May 2005:
 
ah. ta.
Posted by WarHead, around 18th May 2005:
 
Senior Executive Officer.
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around 18th May 2005:
 
Send Emergency Oxygen
Posted by Grim..., around 18th May 2005:
 
Suck Ewan Off
Posted by Grim..., around 18th May 2005:
 
/Grim... - lowing the tone since 1978 =]
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 21st May 2005:
 
Seedy Erotic Overtures again, grim?
Posted by tommorris_DUPE1, around 22nd May 2005:
 
Skittles Escaping Oppression.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 22nd May 2005:
 
Fat And Tasteless.
Posted by WarHead, around 23rd May 2005:
 
Shit, excreta, ordure.
Posted by Brock, 23rd May 2005:
 
odour?
Posted by Brock, 23rd May 2005:
 
Hors d'oeuvre?
Posted by Salman Rushdie_DUPE1, 23rd May 2005:
 
White cliffs of D'over?
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 24th May 2005:
 
D'over ground, underground Wombling free?
Posted by robotnik, 24th May 2005:
 
Take the subway! Underground Wombling free for [17] weeks.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, 24th May 2005:
 
What's a subway?
Posted by ellipse, 24th May 2005:
 
it's a fancy name for an american filled roll company and their filled rolls, that they call 'subs'
Posted by Brock, 24th May 2005:
 
Why on earth did it ever get called that, anyway?
Posted by WarHead, 24th May 2005:
 
Cos it looks a bit like a submarine, innit.
Posted by ellipse, 24th May 2005:
 
i thought it was because you sank like a submarine if you went swimming after eating one.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
> What's a subway?

several thousand tons
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
it's a wonder they don't sink
Posted by Brock, around 25th May 2005:
 
Although if they did, you could do the washing up in one.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
Rather than dividing it into many component parts, or "bite size components", one might say.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
or two or more might say
Posted by WarHead, around 25th May 2005:
 
This is getting too deep for me.
Posted by robotnik, around 25th May 2005:
 
I thought it was a subway sandwich because it was long and cylindrical. Of course, that means I've got a subway in my pant. hurhur
Posted by ellipse, around 25th May 2005:
 
brock has a needle that is not deep at all
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
How long do we have to wait before the structural complexities of Brock's manhood become a meme?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 25th May 2005:
 
a sub-standard meme, in (needle-like) point of fact