My god. Only just this moment have realised why colondee is called that.
It's almost up there with the Senor Organ fiasco.
On the subject of Goofs, did anyone see Doctor Karl have a heart attack yesterday?
Wow, that was a long 'flash-to-bang' time. well done :)
What on Earth did you think it was called colondee for then? :D
I assumed this was going to be an abusing me thread. I thought you were quoting me as saying "I am a goof"
I expect that now it will become that thread.
Posted by
Brock, around 20th May 2005:
That Alfie.
He's a cunt.
:)
I saw the heart attack thing
(sorry to mess up the alfie bashing)
Posted by
ellipse, around 20th May 2005:
that brock
never keeps up to his promises to fix leaky taps
I put it down to me hating those grotesque --E*-0 things. It never really occured to me that :d would symbolise some kind of face.
Neighbours today. Incredible episode. Izzy's "It's a gun rack. You know, Wayne, if you're not careful, you're going to lose me."
Alfie; "I am a goof". That was a funny day.
Karl's heart attack is a warning from God for being a huge fucking hypocrite.
Karl: "Stop it with the performance enhancers, Boyd. Forget about the health issues for a sec, what about the moral ones? What if you win against someone who's not using them? Pretty hollow victory, huh?"
Boyd: "Nope. I'm pretty moral-less when it comes to winning. I think I'll continue, thanks for the advice though."
Karl: "I don’t think your Dad, or your hotty of a stepmum will see it that way, do you?"
Boyd: "That's a breach of Doctor/Patient confidentiality."
Karl: "There's such thing as the greater good, you know."
Boyd: "Fuck the greater good! You're an unethical bastard!"
God: "He's right, you know. I smite thee."
Karl: "Ooooh me heart."
As for being-stupid moments, of which I have loads. I recently bought
The Hole on DVD, a film I have seen a couple of times before. Stuck it on yesterday and thought, "Fuck me, they're English." Never noticed before.
The Hole is a funny movie. I saw it a while ago. Goodness me, they're English. And it's dirty!
Almost up there with Death Train.
Karl's flashbacks today were incredible, however. The first glimpse of Cassie since Drew and Libby's wedding.
My girlfriend thought suburbia was a place in the middle east.
And when she saw "Cast in order of appearance" after a film, she thought it meant they were organised by attractiveness.
As for me I've never done anything stupid.
Great to have iamcal back!
wooooooooooooooo
Posted by
Brock, around 21st May 2005:
There's a shock. Perci's girlfriend is stupid...
What are the chances, eh?
;)
the really shocking thing about colondee is that the logo looks like this:
colondee :D
bit of a giveaway, non?
Yeah brock, it takes a very
special kind of girl to be with me...
:D
what's the "senor organ" ref?
I think 'colonclosebrackets' is a snappier title though.
Senor Organ
I was talking about my friend Alex, a man not known for his modesty. He once pood in a bin. Went to go and get loo roll first from the toilet. He just really wanted to poo in a bin.
There he is. That photo was banned from amihotornot.
So, it seemed a reasonable comment when I said "Alex, everybody's seen your organ."
Nicky P, my younger brother, thought I was referring to Alex in some kind of flamboyant spanish manner as Senor Organ. The name stuck.
hey hey. "You know, viewers, in a way,
everybody's Señor Organ."
don't you like the colondee-ness of the title of this conference?
d.wsj.com -> first line, the bolded part
reckon it's a freudian slip about business's attitude to DRM etc?
Posted by
Emma, around 28th February 2007:
why are you taking pictures of a man holding his cock?