Posted by
Gary, around 23rd May 2005:
Argh! What is it with this advert coming on during every
single ad-break? Gah! It's so bloody annoying. I can't stand it. But do you know the thing that
really annoys me? They're making a mockery of one of the best movie theme tunes of all time!
Ah-Ring-Ding-Ding-Ding-Ding.
Posted by
Brock, around 23rd May 2005:
ba-baaaaaarp-baaaaaar
Posted by
Brock, around 23rd May 2005:
Not exactly an
unusual opinion either.
And who thought of making a cartoon frog with a great big cock swinging away? What the hells that all about? Frogs don't
have cocks!
Posted by
Brock, around 23rd May 2005:
Except french people, who just
are cocks.
Obviously.
Apparently that frog is making a mint for jamster though (By that i mean lots of money, not a big polo). So I guess the last laugh is on us.
However, some of the other ads about "enjoying your body's sound system" make the jamster ones look sophisticated by comparison.
I don't understand. What is the frog? What is Jamster? What does it have to do with us? Or did Percy mis-spell hamster?
This, however, is the greatest advert on TV at the moment.
Posted by
WarHead, around 23rd May 2005:
The thing that
really annoys me is that I wasn't the guy who thought up the idea of selling ring tones to idiot kids with more money than sense.
Over 8 million copies of that frog downloaded. At £3 each?
Wankers.
Exactly.
Cuntbags.
And you can't get away from it... it's EVERYWHERE!!
I hope something really really horrible happens to whoever is in charge of jamster.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
For all the prevalence of teh adverts, I have never, ever, heard it as a ring tone.
Are people instantly ashamed of it as soon as they buy it? Or do I not mix with kids anymore?
Actually that is very true.
I have never heard it vomiting out of an actual mobile.
Of course you don't mix with kids anymore Brock, you remember what the judge told you.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
That was 'mixing up kids insides'. Not sure that is the same thing.
I bet Brock's got the little dinosaur instead.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
Musical ring tones are for cunts. I had the one on my last phone that sounded like an old telephone with a bell (although it rang the US single tone way, sadly). It was great. None of that electronic happy fucking cunty-bollocks music for me.
I have the least offensive one I can find on my new (Nokia) phone, but if anyone knows a ring tone download for it that sounds like a proper phone, please let me know.
Nokia tune=
*diddle-der-der, diddle-der-der, diddle-der-der-der*
"HELLO? YES? THAT'S RIGHT. I'M A CUNT!"
My phone has the beginning of 'Baby Got Back'.
If the one on your nokia is the one they used in Trigger Happy TV then you are indeed a cunt.
And yeah, a proper phone ring would be best.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
That IS the Nokia tune, you penis. And mine is the nearest I can get to (crazy fucking idea, I know) that of a phone ringing.
I know it is. But you seemed to be saying that you were using it. When it's shit.
Not that I would image you get many calls. So it doesn't matter what ringtone you use.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
Not that I would image you get many calls
What? Do you always visualise things in a purely pictorial way, Penfold?
Cock knocker.
:)
Yes. Pictorial. Hence the word VISUALise.
Dickwad.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
That was my point, you yappy little bespectacled chihuauha, I suspect you meant to use the word "imagine".
Unless you really
do think about sitting there and watching me for hours to see if my phone rings, you mental-stalker freak, you.
Not, of course, that you would ever admit to fucking up. Ooooooh no.
Yes I mistyped Imagine.
But your sentence asking me if I visualise things pictorially is like asking me if I hear things aurally or smell things nasally.
No shit sherlock.
Do you wank needley?
or should that be needle-like :P
And I hardly think mistyping a word can be described as "fucking up", just a "mistake".
A fuck up is what you see in the mirror each morning.
"Mistake" is what they wrote on your birth certificate.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
But if you were visualising it (purely pictorially, as I said; ie just as an image of light and it's reflection) - and this is my point - HOW THE FUCK WOULD YOU KNOW MY PHONE WAS RINGING, CUNTFACE, THERE'S NO FUCKING SOUND!!!!111111oneoenoeoeoeoejuanonecuntface
So no, it is not the same. You can visualise a scenario (with movement and sound), you can't create an image with sound, or it stops being just an image.
30 - love. My serve still, I believe.
Posted by
Brock, 23rd May 2005:
Weasling and worming makes it a fuck up. A mistake goes along the lines of "Oh, I meant 'imagine".
(up your bum, Potter)
My mobile has a visual alert when it's ringing if the sound is turned off.
I think most do nowadays.
Posted by
Brock, around 24th May 2005:
It would be hit or miss if that showed in an image though, wouldn't it.
Also, I always have my phone in my pocket rather than putting it down on every horizontal surface just to affirm that I have one to strangers. People usually never even know I have it on me until it rings.
Obviously we should, however, assume it never rings, what with me having no friends and all. Although I have to confess to not being able to remember the last time I used all the free minutes, but that's more because I'm a miserable fecker than cos I have no friends.
Posted by
ellipse, around 24th May 2005:
does it vibrate in your pocket?
Posted by
Brock, around 24th May 2005:
But of course.
:)
"A mistake goes along the lines of "Oh, I meant 'imagine"."
you mean like me typing "Yes I mistyped Imagine."?
"not being able to remember the last time I used all the free minutes, but that's more because I'm a miserable fecker than cos I have no friends"
You could ring numbers at random, just to use the minutes up. Share the misery.
Posted by
Brock, 24th May 2005:
Alfie: You only did it after I bitch-slapped yo ass. You weasel.
:p
If someone calls a mobile phone in an empty forest will it make the sound of one hand clapping?
Never seen or heard this frog.
Brock: that's true, I am a weasel.
"Never seen or heard this frog"
lucky bastard
heh
"Go and Jamster it up your arse"
angrylittleman.org/index.ph...
Posted by
Gary, around 25th May 2005:
Noooooooooo!
Posted by
lauraxox, around 25th May 2005:
hey everyone dont know yous but il say hi anyway.The frog and the chick thing ring fuckin tones do my fuckin headin.There shit!!!!!!!!!!. And why the hell r they bring out a music video of the frog. Why. why.why WHY WHY WWWWWWWWWHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!. c yas xoxoxoxoxo.
lauraxox; finally, a voice of sense on this godforsaken site! The frog and the chick shall be destroyed! They shall die, they shall die!
Posted by
Brock, around 25th May 2005:
Billlllllll
Posted by
Grim..., around 25th May 2005:
onemanonemanonebaronenightonedayheyheyjustgimmegimmegimmefriedchicken
Posted by
lauraxox, around 25th May 2005:
Thank u Doctor Lucid they shall die, they will die.Hav any of u's noticed that the frog thing is on twice in nearly ever tv show commercial. That pisses me off so much. There evreywhere WILL THIS MADNESS EVER STOP!!!!!!!!!!!! X0X0X0X0X0X0
Posted by
WarHead, around 25th May 2005:
Does the dinosaur have to go too?
Posted by
lauraxox, around 25th May 2005:
sorry but the dinosaur will have to go even if it is cute.
Posted by
WarHead, around 25th May 2005:
I don't actually care, I was just asking. I wouldn't want it to miss out on the painful death that awaits the other Jamsters.
Posted by
lauraxox, around 25th May 2005:
thats ok they will all get whats coming to them
I have never seen any of these animals. To me, you all sound like the rantings of the deranged scratching at the walls and biting the heads off rats.
And you dare to call me the one who's departing his touch with reality.
Posted by
Grim..., around 26th May 2005:
Apparently it's No.1 in the singles chart. They were discussing it on BBC Breakfast this morning. There was some tart saying it's driving her nuts because the ad's on twice on every commericial break on every commercial TV station and some bozo saying it's typical of the Engish charts that they have novelty songs at the top every now and again, but he also thought that ring tones may well be the basis of the singles charts a lot in the future. It seems the writers of Max Headroom got it right.
there is an ad for a Double CD "we love life" which is a collection of tracks including "The song used in the Muller ads"
Ads for CDs that contain songs from ads. Sigh.
>To me, you all sound like the rantings of the deranged scratching at the walls and biting the heads off rats.
strapline!
i have never seen a more cogent and apposite distillation of all that is iamcal
Shouldn't there be a comma between 'deranged' and 'scratching'?
YES! PEDANTRY!!
THAT'S what I'm talkin' ABOUT!
I personally dislike the use of 'rantings' and the words 'deranged scratching' potential comma notwithstanding.
I kept rereading to work out why I thought there was a double dosage of 'rantings' in there. Bad design.
??
rantings of the deranged
scratching at the walls
biting the heads off rats
fuck they are showing that retarded little thing on the news
number 1 on the charts?
outselling coldplay 10 to 1?
what a strange leettle country you all come from
Coldplay have never got a number 1 single - the frog is the only thing stopping them from doing so now.
:D
My 2 year old loves it, and bursts out laughing whenever it comes on the TV. I downloaded it, but refrained from going into a shop and buying it.
So
you're the wombat that bought it.
Get him, everyone!!111
(Having a two year old is
no excuse.)
Posted by
Gary, 27th May 2005:
I'm shocked Crazy Frog is going to be No. 1, but I'm not shocked it's outselling the much overrated Coldplay.
Posted by
ellipse, around May 2005:
from a friend who works in the world on cellphone content
"The amount of money spent on mobile phone music downloads will this year account for 16% of the entire amount spent on music. By 2007 this will increase to almost a quarter of all music spend."
Posted by
Gary, around May 2005:
Wowsers! :O
Posted by
Alana, around May 2005:
Im sorry, but to return to the chick, I dont care how much you hate him, he is so incredibly cute. (Unlike the damed excuse for a friggin frog, which is the personification of plato's ultimate form of annoyance.) But i do have to stand up for chicky, the chick-ick chicken because i just plain love him, and the fantastical dancemove, which were executed brilliantly by two 12 year olds in the middle of the street the other day, as inexcusable as Jamster is.
I was talking about it yesterday though, and i dont know anyone who has actually used this as their ringtone yet- even though its on at least twice in every advert break!
And as an additional piece of information, i have to admit that my nan really wants it on her phone...
STUPID FROG! Indecent exposure is not amusing, especially not on cartoons!
Posted by
Brock, around May 2005:
I was in a shop yesterday, and the woman behind the counter was half humming, half whistling Axel F in a really tuneless and breathy way that was slowly driving me insane.
The guy in front had an issue and I had to stand there for aout 2 minutes, and she was humming the same 15 second bit over, and over, and over, and over and over and over and over...
I was close to smacking her in the face by the time I got served...
Stupid bitch.
Posted by
Alana, around May 2005:
Yep, that does sound particularly annoying... Wonder if she has it on her phone...
Posted by
Brock, around May 2005:
She looked to stupid to own a phone, actually. They probably had to take it off her because she kept trying to eat it.
KILL THE STUPID!! KILL THEM ALL!!!!!!111111oneoeone
Posted by
Alana, around May 2005:
Perhaps she was a particularly bewilderd frenchman.. woman, watever. Uno.. frogs.. eating. Yehhh..
My dream for tonight: That Jamster will go in to liquidation soon. VERY soon. stupid frog.
Posted by
WarHead, around May 2005:
Or the frog will go in the liquidizer.
Posted by
Gobbo, around May 2005:
Posted by
Alana, around May 2005:
Yes actually, thats a possibility. However thats just the tiniest bit scary, a blunt sword that looks as though the handle would pierce it easier than the blade... eww.
But the guttural mutterings of horny communist body builders was the symphony of healthy pleasure I needed.
Posted by
Emma, around May 2005:
Great picture Gobbo
Posted by
Gobbo, around May 2005:
Thanks :) I stole it (don't tell anyone)
Posted by
Alana, around May 2005:
Why have his genitalia already been removed? Although greatly commended...
Posted by
Grim..., around June 2005:
Brock: Surely you mean "She looked too stupid to own a 'phone, actually".
Posted by
Grim..., around June 2005:
On the Axel F song front, ask yourself this: which is really the more creative - Bass Bumpers serving us up a remake of a 20 year old instrumental hit or Chris Martin rewriting 'Clocks' and serving it up as their exciting new single?
Posted by
WarHead, around June 2005:
I asked myself, but I didn't have a clue as to the answer.
oooh, 93 metres. its like penguins all over again.
Posted by
Brock, around June 2005:
92.5. Dagnabbit.
Posted by
Grim..., around June 2005:
93 =]
curses, now i must play until I have the lead again.
Or i could lie, 256 metres Yay!
Posted by
Grim..., around 6th June 2005:
Maybe 93 is the limit.
Posted by
Brock, around 7th June 2005:
I spent ages on it, and only got above 80 3 times. I reckon 93 might be the limit, too.
Posted by
bain, around 7th June 2005:
86 is my highest ;[
you know what's hilarious?
mine and cal's younger brother has downloaded the crazy frog on his phone ;]
Posted by
Brock, around 7th June 2005:
I hope you are kicking the shit out of him as I type this...
Posted by
Grim..., around 7th June 2005:
My dad wanted it for his mobile (but he can't work it, and I wasn't about to do it for him).
Posted by
bain, around 7th June 2005:
no, i find it more fun to point and laugh at the stupid fuck
Posted by
ellipse, around 8th June 2005:
sure sure, we know you love the frog
Posted by
mike, around 21st November 2005:
why the fuck does any stupid cunt want 2 c sum nut rubbing cunt massargin his lil dick on air? then they put a stupid block so you cant see it. y the fuck did they put it there in the 1st place?
actually y the fuck did they put that crazy shit on tv anyway? whats wrong with da world?
oooh oooh, Any comments on Michael Jackson for us?
Or Lee Dainton?
Or Grama 'n spellink?
Posted by
mike, around 21st November 2005:
could be. what u want? jokes?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 22nd November 2005:
anyfink will do
Posted by
WarHead, around 22nd November 2005:
I ask again: who's got the ban button?
Posted by
A51_Alien, around 1st January 2006:
its not even a fcuking frog!!! its called "The Annoying Thing", and its made by
These Guys... and it works!
you can't even spell fucking (x2)
[the iamcal world wates with baited breath for alfie to nominate his withering sentence's final noun]
Posted by
WarHead, around 1st January 2006:
wates?
But the guttural mutterings of horny communist body builders was the symphony of healthy pleasure I needed.
Posted by
WarHead, around 1st January 2006:
Course. Stands to reason, dunnit!!11