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Posted by robotnik, around May 2005:
 
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
hahaha :D
Posted by Emma, around May 2005:
 
That's fantastic!
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
but, but, but
you can't
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Heh. That's ace.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
excellent
Posted by Grim..., around May 2005:
 
Hahahahaha!
Posted by Nobody, around May 2005:
 
I am looking for a lady. Please can you tell me who is a chick on here. Emma are you looking for love or a no-strings action in my hotel room with maybe another girl? I can hire one
Posted by Nobody, around May 2005:
 
Who else is a girl on here? Ellipse do you have a picture? Grim are you a lady? I can only tell by the tone of your writings

I cannot have a thread but can we start one where we put our photo and vital statistics


Simon
age 32
height 183cm
weight 41kg
special skills lady wrestling, multi-component time-lapse seismology in fractured rock
animals cat called minty
Posted by Grim..., around May 2005:
 
Let's see how good your profiling is, and see if you can guess my gender by reading my following paragraph:

You sad, short, rock-loving freak - get the fuck away and try looking for a woman in the real world.

Did you guess?

(Oh, but Brock is a woman, if that helps you).
Posted by Simon, around May 2005:
 
How dare you suggest I love rock. Where I come from that means crack. You sound like a lesbian to me Grim I bet my cock could turn you.

And 183cm? I'd like to know your height missy. I bet you need to stand on a stool in order to see over the counters in shops.
Posted by Simon, around May 2005:
 
Oh and it's not a paragraph it's a sentence if I'm going to be pedantic.
Posted by Grim..., around May 2005:
 
/Sighs

I'm six foot four, (193cm in new money), suprised that you can't see why I called you rock-loving and well aware that a paragraph can contain one sentence (I am also amused that you didn't contest the 'freak' or 'sad' parts).
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around May 2005:
 
Hmm, simon = brock, yeah?
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Evening, cuntface
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around May 2005:
 
Morning, Fudge-thumper.
Posted by ellipse, around May 2005:
 
love between two men is such a wonderful thing
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
My god. Grim is over a foot taller than me. Let's hope it's his left foot.
Posted by Emma, around May 2005:
 
"Emma are you looking for love or a no-strings action in my hotel room with maybe another girl? I can hire one"

No
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
Man, this is so like Neighbours. All we need now is Boyd collapsing after drinking half a glass of Joe Scully's home made wine and fat people kissing.
Posted by Brock, around May 2005:
 
Get Grim and Vic to start smooching then Doc, and we can work on the wine between the two of us.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around May 2005:
 
That actually sounds like a plan with no drawbacks.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around June 2005:
 
I beg to differ.
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around June 2005:
 
The stop hammertime thing is a plug in for firefox - innit?

ok. I got firefox just for grins and I see the hammertime stop plugin thingy.

Is it worth installing?
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around June 2005:
 
I can give you no helpful advice here.
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
i can give you unhelpful advice
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around June 2005:
 
I want to hear some ell. Go on, unhelpful. Great big gallons of the stuff!
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
I can't install the hammertime plugin =[
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
I've got it installed now, but it doesn't seem to do anything...
Posted by Brock, around June 2005:
 
All it does is shout "stop!" and wiggle it's feet and say "Uh-oh, uh-oh". Hard to spot in a browser.
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
Ellipse unhelpful advice Number 1:
When approaching a likely lass let her know she'd be way sexier if she was thinner but since you have time on your hands you'd copnsider giving her a pity shag
Posted by WarHead, around June 2005:
 
Er, ellipse, I think you'd look way sexier if you were thinner, but as I have time on my hands .......
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
fuck off grandad

thus endeth the lesson in implemtation of ellipse's unhelpful tip number 1
Posted by WarHead, around June 2005:
 
Indian Giver!!11
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
Brock: Do you have to set that up in the options, or something?
Mine doesn't work.
Posted by Brock, around June 2005:
 
It's in the options menus somewhere, but I thought it was set to 'on' as default. Although I hear that it is affected by odd gravitational fields, so any large unusual mass near it may cause it not to function.

Like a big fat ugly fuck, for example.
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
Well that must be the reason, because I can't find it =[
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
Do you have to be using a specific theme or something?