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Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
what is the best way to set fire to a university without calling attionion to oneself?
and do you think anyone will notice that i didn't hand in my essay?
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around June 2005:
 
why didn't you hand in the essay? Spending all your time drinking hot chocolate?
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
yeah right
i'd down to the injectable drugs until tomorrow morning
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around June 2005:
 
I would definitely post my intentions on the internet beforehand.
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
ok so first part done, what's next?

do you have experince with this vic ;)
Posted by WarHead, around June 2005:
 
It's a double-bluff, innit? If you post your intentions it's obvious that you wouldn't actually be the culprit if the said Uni did burn to the ground.
Posted by Grim..., around June 2005:
 
Buy lots of cheap vodka.
Fit each one with a clever device made from a battery, watch and car spark plug.
Place in university.
Tell the lazy student scum popualtion to grab a bottle of free vodka from (wherever) two minutes before the time on the clever device runs out.
As the bottles spread out in the hands of the cheap little timewasters - boom! Burning uni!

Note: Also possible with Sambuka, but do not try with Cherry Coke.
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
what about rasberry coke?
Posted by robotnik, around June 2005:
 
there are still essays being handed in? but its exam week!

guess that's what you get for being a mature student.
Posted by ellipse, around June 2005:
 
or for begging for an extension

plus i never do papers with exams, i am worse than bad at them