Posted by
Gobbo, around 23rd June 2005:
I like to listen to something at work, it's deathly silent here most of the day and it's nice to have some noise. Anyone know any decent online comedy radio stations that I can listen to at work?
Everything radio-like can be found at
Live 365.
Posted by
Brock, around 30th June 2005:
"It's all clean family-friendly comedy"
That
really sells it for me.
NOT.
Posted by
Gobbo, around 1st July 2005:
"Be Bless"
That really sells it for me.
NOT.
Wow, its like 1990 all over again.
Posted by
WarHead, around 1st July 2005:
No it isn't.
be bless. respect. That's such a good phrase.
Posted by
Brock, around July 2005:
The lord can kiss my arse. I serve no-one.
I
really don't understand religious people and their obsession with wanting to be subserviant to imaginary deities and their fictional sons.
I shall smile because I am strong enough not to need a prop to keep my life on the straight and narrow, nor do I need to justify my moral values by pretending that some sandal-shod beardy-weirdy decided I should live like this.
fucking religion
Posted by
ellipse, around July 2005:
but don't you worship the bottle brock?
Posted by
Brock, around July 2005:
I love the bottle, and the bottle loves me. That is entirely different.
*sniff*
You shouldn't take pictures of yourself being "loved" by the bottle and post them on flickr, though.
Posted by
Brock, around July 2005:
That was a momentary lapse of judgement, I have to admit.
Posted by
ellipse, around July 2005:
it's the bottle's rights i'm concerned about
The bottle does add a touch of glass.
Victor "The Bottle" Menendez, where are you now?
Be bless.
Posted by
akay, around 18th July 2005:
Gobbo, for a unique style of comedy radio from Australia.. checkout..
www.sHaMoZzLe.com ..your sure to get a laugh from this crew, and it's an excellent site!
Posted by
Brock, around 18th July 2005:
SPA SPAM SPAM SPAM!!!
I love it! Please invade and pervade and force your particular brand of infotisement far down my neck until I am violently sick and boke up my spine through my nose! Please! Do it! For the love of Cheryl*!!!!1111oneonejuan
(*Baker - I never got over Bucks Fizz. So to speak)
Actually Gobbo did ask for suggestions. So technically it was solicited spamming.
Posted by
Brock, around 18th July 2005:
Damn. How the hell am I going to get my spine back through my nose?
I didn't realise you had a spine.
Posted by
Brock, around 18th July 2005:
That's understandable, Alfie. What you probably fail to realise is that Grown-ups (as you will learn eventually) have little skeleton thingies up their back that are rigid and support them.
We don't get to crawl on the floor like you. We have jobs and stuff to do, you see.
Posted by
ellipse, around 18th July 2005:
alfie - how many posts can that fuckwit post in until it counts as spam?
Dunno, he got up to over a thousand on the last version of Iamcal.
Pisses me right off, the baldy c**t.
Posted by
Grim..., around 18th July 2005:
Hmm. Brockles, are you Science from Big Brother?
Unlikely, I agree...
"We don't get to crawl on the floor like you."
Aha, that's clever. You took my joke about you not having a spine and used exactly the same premise to insult me.
A bit like saying "Takes one to know one" in the playground.
Clever boy.
Next week: Basic Sarcasm
Posted by
Brock, around 19th July 2005:
Yup. Weak insult wasn't it? That been demonstrated now? I didn't understand why you didn't think up a proper insult in the first place, see.
It was a poor joke, but made terribly worse by you repeating it.
can i just say, that this thread, courtesy of pastor teavicar's unnoticed editing-out of his own psychoreligious spamposts, followed by the 90%-not-on-the-post's-text referential swingeing discursion by the historical iamcallers, is finally redolent once more of the old iamcal threads?
yes.
yes, i can.
it's a marvellous day.
I have a gigantic dick. HUGE!!!!
Posted by
ellipse, around 19th July 2005:
try telling us something we don't hear from brock everyday.
He's been here before, I'm sure of it. Well, I recognise the name, rather than his appendage he describes.
Posted by
ellipse, around 20th July 2005:
yes i recall someone who had described their appendage as huge!! but not HUGE!!!!
good point, dr. ellipse. hmm.
*strokes beard*
so who can it be?
*lights meeschaum pipe while preparing next cocaine injection*
*beard yowls and runs off*
Yes, found him!
MiChEaLs mY HeRo 0 2
haeg1001 0 0
walshy 0 0
Ecks N Trick 1 34 yes
gaygo 0 1
web.archive.org/web/2004030...
Sadly the profile seems to be missing...
Posted by
akay, around 25th July 2005:
Dear Brock.. how can it be spam when Gobbo requested suggestions for comedy radio on line.. and I suggested
www.sHaMoZzLe.com ..go there and check it out first or don't comment if you haven't seen it ..cos I think they are piss funny Aussies.. and another thing.. the site does not ask you to buy anything.. it's pure entertainment!
Posted by
Grim..., around 25th July 2005:
Akay, meet Brock.
He wants Cal to love him most and is very territorial.
Posted by
Brock, around 25th July 2005:
Akay, meet Grim.
He sees the world in a twisted way, where men love men and sweat profusely over his hairy back during their perverted 'beast with one back' botty love sessions.
I would be happy shuffling off this mortal coil without Cal's love, frankly.
Oh, and "meh".
:)
Posted by
Grim..., around 25th July 2005:
Ah, see, you forgot that Cal and I are related, and missed out on a whole incest joke.
Never mind.
Posted by
Brock, around 25th July 2005:
Yeah, but incest jokes are relatively boring.
Sorry.
Posted by
Brock, around 25th July 2005:
Cal's been trying to forget it, too.
(the 'gag' was late and weak, but at least I got there in the end)
:/
"Members
Members online in the last 60 minutes:
nobody"
aww
on akay's radio site or here?
on the old iamcal. which is unsurprising as it was an archive.
Posted by
akay, around 29th August 2005:
SALTATION.. what are you trying to say with.. "on akay's radio site or here?"..??? I have nothing to do with sHaMoZzLe.com ..I originally mentioned this site as I found the thread subject by GOBBO which was: "I like to listen to something at work, it's deathly silent here most of the day and it's nice to have some noise. Anyone know any decent online comedy radio stations that I can listen to at work?"
So I posted this.. "Gobbo, for a unique style of comedy radio from Australia.. checkout.. sHaMoZzLe.com ..your sure to get a laugh from this crew, and it's an excellent site!".. can anybody see a problem with that.. what a wonderful first time welcome I got from the iamcal members.. Does anybody agree with my recommendation that
www.sHaMoZzLe.com is very funny site, to put it nicely???
To be honest, that is the sort of welcome that the iamcal members give. You should be grateful Brock didn't try to spitroast you.
Posted by
akay, around 8th September 2005:
Thank you Doctor Lucid for explaining my welcome, I have a much warmer feeling knowing that I could have been spitroasted by Brock during a iamcal welcome party.
Akay
It is a funny site but I am not afraid of spit roasts!
Posted by
ellipse, around 8th September 2005:
i think akay would make a very nice spit roast
Posted by
akay, around 13th September 2005:
'EAT ME...!"
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th September 2005:
Did someone say spit roast?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 13th September 2005:
You're weird warhead...
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th September 2005:
No, it's just a coincidence that I happened to have this to hand.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 14th September 2005:
Och. You altered that post. I'm wachin' you...
Posted by
WarHead, around 14th September 2005:
Yeah, well, I said 'serendipity' and then realised that wasn't what it was.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 14th September 2005:
Oh I'll forgive you this time...