Discussion » Ever wonder how the pork pies with egg in the middle, get the egg in the middle?

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Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
The so called ‘long egg’ in Gala Pies is actually made of several eggs. The yolks are seperated from the whites and the yolks are then poured into a long tube-shaped mold in which they are cooked. The hard yolk is removed from the mold then put inside a larger tube-shaped mold and the egg whites are poured round the outside of the hard yolk. The whole thing is then cooked again to harden the whites around the yolk. This is then removed from the mold thus producing one very long hard-boiled egg!
Posted by zxenor_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
never wondered that, sorry
Posted by Grim..., around July 2005:
 
Doesn't tell us how they get into the pie, though, does it?
Posted by WarHead, around July 2005:
 
The Pie Fairy does it, with pie magic.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
and a big eggauss gun with professionally accurate sights for superior performance. POW! another pie well egged
Posted by Jammy Folder, around July 2005:
 
Look, this is a website about horses and how much we hate them. They are gross and stupid and disgusting and smell like shit. There are flies all over them and they make dumb noises. HORSES ARE TERRIBLE!!!

I am shaking right now because I hate horses so much. I hate them the way that fat people hate diets, the way that lazy people hate work, the way that Jewish people hate Hitler, the way black people hate white people. I REALLY HATE THEM!!

AHHHHHHHHHH!

If you're reading this and you don't hate horses, you better get the fuck out of here! This website is not for you!!! Only retards and poor people love horses. SHUT UP!

I'm going to go break some horse's leg, then shoot it to put it out of its - and my - misery!!!
Posted by Jammy Folder, around July 2005:
 
Hey horse, when you come in to the glue factory, make sure to bring your asshole owner too. It'd be no skin off my nose to turn both you cunts into glue and dog food.
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
Wow, you really were abused by horses weren't you?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
he wants an egg up him, he does
Posted by Grim..., around July 2005:
 
He's sad because most horses are smarter than he is.

I quite like horses, just out of interest.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
i've always wondered how they get that egg through the middle of horses
Posted by Brock, around July 2005:
 
I like horses (they're my friends)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
they're the best of all the animals
Posted by ellipse, around July 2005:
 
i like bunny rabbits, fluffy ones
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
I think the platypus is cool.

I especially like saying the word Platypus
Posted by Grim..., around July 2005:
 
I like dogs more.

Message for Cal - Groover was put down last week.
Posted by Brock, around July 2005:
 
Groover's in the heart.

(a surprisingly sensitive play on song lyrics there. Not often that opportunity comes around)
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
that sucks. how old was he?
Posted by Grim..., around July 2005:
 
Old - about 17.