Discussion » Brock Sells Land Rovers

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Posted by Grim..., around July 2005:
 
Posted by Brock, around 20th July 2005:
 
Cool.

That must mean that I have a wage pocket coming to me from somewhere.
Posted by perclissigi, around 20th July 2005:
 
HAHAHA
Brock, selling things?
With his social etiquette? I can imagine it now.

Brock: "Buy this fucking Land Rover you cunt!"
Customer: "No! You balding, indoors-sunglasses-wearing fuck!"
Brock: "----insert witty comment----"
Customer: "Bugger this, i'm off."
Brock: "Don't forget your coat, twatface"
Boss: "You're Fired"

I think it would go a bit like that.

Unless of course the customer was female...

Brock: Duuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh *drool*
Customer: Excuse me? I thought this was a car dealership, not a gynecologist's clinic?!?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 20th July 2005:
 
Female Customer: I wanted a car not a horse. What's this thing with the stirrups for?
Posted by Brock, around 20th July 2005:
 
hahahaha

I particularly liked the way that Perci couldn't think of a witty comment himself to put in, and had to put 'insert witty comment cos I'm devoid of humour' instead.

Well done.

And, having seen your recent flickr picrs, Perc, have you ben constantly eating since we last saw a Pic? You used to be a stick boy...
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
Female customer: Ow! My leg! What the hell is that thing?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around July 2005:
 
LOL!
Posted by perclissigi, around July 2005:
 
Actually Brock, I just couldn't bring myself to sink to the levels of depravity that you seem to frequent.
And yeah, I'm a fat cunt now.
It's all paid for though.