Discussion » Badonkadok Lucid

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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 9th August 2005:
 

The Donk is just the sweetest thing I have ever witnessed in my 18 years of life. Even better than getting busy with Lauren. I love to handle my Badonkadonk on the weekends in the sand with my friends. This thing is worth the price, because in today's America, we may have to go to war at any moment, and if we do, you'll want a Badonkadonk in your behind. I like how the Donk can reach speeds of up to 40 m.p.h., and though it's not street legal, you can drive it anywhere seeing as it is an atv. Do you like breakfast in bed? I do. Anyway, this thing is the real deal. I love diapers and to watch wierd drag queen movies in my Donk, and I think you will enjoy them too. Also, breast pumps are easy to operate in the Badonkadonk and to Donk in the Tonk of the Bonk-a-Kadonk-a-Doink shim sham blam Fried Chicken, I'm Black.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 9th August 2005:
 
We're not worthy.
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Come off it Doc, you must have written the copy for that, but is this not really Jabba-the-Hut's desert cruiser?

Oh no, that's this this

My mistake.
Posted by Pomeranian, around August 2005:
 
I am looking for a picture of a Pomeranian in a basket, do you have?
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
No.
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
That picture (the little one) is trying to put a cookie on my PC ):<
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Oh no, that's worse than putting a sprout on an ironing board.
Posted by ellipse, around August 2005:
 
cause it's very hard to get a sprout flat
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Not when it's well cooked, it isn't.

Incidentally, I'd never heard of 'badonkadonk as slang for a big booty before.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Switch unbearable?
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Don't you start quoting Eminem at me, young man.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Sorry dad.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
i'm sorry, maama
Posted by Pomeranian, around August 2005:
 
No but I want a picture of a pomeranian in a basket

I am looking on google and imageseeker but with none
Posted by Pomeranian, around August 2005:
 
www.google.com/search?sourc...
Posted by Pomeranian, around August 2005:
 
does anyone here even like dogs?
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Was that 'even' really necessary?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
we like dogs
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
I wish you hadn't posted that - I've spent a depressing hour following up on Dr Kail and environmental issues. I expect to be assassinated before I get home tonight for just reading that stuff, because my Badongadonk hasn't arrived yet.
Posted by Pomeranian, around August 2005:
 
That is a cage not a basket!! and the dog is all bloody not all fluffy like a pomeranian. You make me feel sick Saltation. People like you ought to have their skin cut off
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
I've never had dog-in-a-basket; is it anything like Chicken-in-a-basket?
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
You think you've never had Dog-in-a-basket...
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
cogito cane, ergo boke, ergo dog-in-a-boket; quod erat demonstrandum and whatever you're having yourself