Discussion » Egg Puns

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Posted by Perclissigi, around August 2005:
 
Don't ask why.
And.....GO!
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
off
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
oh wait. puns not word association

how eggbarrassing
Posted by Orinoco, around August 2005:
 
this is going to be eggscruciating
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
i couldn't eggree more
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Oh, don't egg them on, please.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
hey! WICKED pun there, brock!
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
sorry, i'm off-topic. that should therefore read... umm...


hey! WICKEGG pun there, brock!
Posted by Alfie, around August 2005:
 
"eggbarrassing" is very poor
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
eggsactly my thoughts alfie.
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
A rather poor yoke, you could say.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
that was a VERY poor yolk
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Hey, I couldn't let you be shell-fish with all the shit gags, could I?

Fair's fair, and all that.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
speakegg of hideous puns...

i LIVE in a shellfish: "chez sal".


let's see who gets that one...
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
On the Chay-sure?
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
bingo!
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
White on the money.
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Albumening to talk to you about that.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
Shelltainly.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, around August 2005:
 
I didn't want to albumen it, but the chicken shell coated yellow and white burst to get laid.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
You did it just for the halibut.
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Now the gags are flowing all over the plaice!
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
Isn't that a bit eggstreme?
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Ignore Brock, he's got no sole.
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Oh, that sort of insult designed to try and make me flounder, is it?
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Pah, you come on Cal's site and try to play cod.
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Ah, you are whale out of your depth.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Oooh, there'll be hell to pay at Agincourt, I've offended the Dolphin.
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
If you had any manners, Menendez, you'd be singing a different tuna, I can tell you.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
(mmmm, singed tuna- yum)
Posted by Brock, around August 2005:
 
Mmmmm. Minge.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
Victor Mingingdez
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
Victor Mingingdeggz ?
Posted by reitsma, around August 2005:
 
Why do you guys always have to be so neggative?

I like to look at things sunny side up, personally.

And i think you've got your puns all scrambled, talking about fish.

Omletting you know now that all those free range jokes better stop, i'm sure perc doesn't really appreciate your parboiled attempts at humor.
Posted by Victor Menendezz, around August 2005:
 
Wow, that blew our pathetic efforts away.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, around August 2005:
 
Hand of Egg in the making
Posted by cal, around August 2005:
 
that was a fucking stallar effort from reitsma.

he's eggstra special
Posted by lew, around August 2005:
 
reitsma has boiled us.
Cracked open the ceiling.
Posted by reitsma, around August 2005:
 
i'm sure i can hatch a few more, i mean i'm sure i didn't put all my puns in the one basket.

no matter what i shell out on you, it's sure to beat your rotten attempts.

but come on - join in! you can even poach a few of my jokes!
Posted by Perclissigi, around August 2005:
 
reitsma - you rock my world.
Posted by reitsma, around August 2005:
 
that's a very poor effort, perc.

you initiate a thread for egg puns, and don't even contribute.

piss oeuf.
Posted by Doctor Lucid, around August 2005:
 
I was going to have two eggs for breakfast this morning

But then I decided that un oeuf is enough.
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
frikkin fork in my ei!


(fantastic, doc: best yet. dozen out of dozen)

oh, and: ei
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
--Ei_O
Posted by Perclissigi, around August 2005:
 
The only egg on my mind right now it the one that keeps phoning me up saying "you owe us £1500!!"...
Posted by Saltation, around August 2005:
 
tell them you already know that
Posted by Sul, around August 2005:
 
I shell not let myself come down to this level of punnage. Nope. Not ever. Ovum-y dead body!
Posted by robotnik, around August 2005:
 
Yolk guys are never gonna get laid.

edit: Come on guys, crack out a few more.
Posted by Alfie, around August 2005:
 
O'vary good Sul, where 'chickget these awful puns from?
Posted by WarHead, around August 2005:
 
what the cluck are you talking about?
Posted by Perclissigi, around August 2005:
 
personally i think this is a very fertile area of conversation
Posted by Sul, around September 2005:
 
It's all cracking stuff.
Posted by robotnik, around September 2005:
 
These are fabergelous.
Posted by Sul, around 8th September 2005:
 
I thought this thread had more leggs than this. I'd go as far as to say it's only been pretty mediyolka so far.
Posted by Brock, around 8th September 2005:
 
After all those egg puns, you still manage to crack one more, Sul.

Bravo.
Posted by Sul, around 8th September 2005:
 
I'd been sitting on it for a while.
Posted by Saltation, around 8th September 2005:
 
Henteresting. Buckbucked me right up.
Posted by Saltation, around 8th September 2005:
 
I even put my cap-on.
Posted by lew, around 8th September 2005:
 
Which cap-on first? The chicken or the?
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Mommy said your all eggstremely bad eggs and i shouldnt play with you cos u is yellow in da middle...
Posted by relaxin500, around December 2005:
 
i am eggcited to have had my dog shoot by an eggtremely ugly egg.