Discussion » Let's play - The not-very-interesting personal facts game.

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Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around August 2005:
 
As it's been a bit slow of late -

I own exactly 20 pairs of full length blue jeans.

edit: 19 of which need washing
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
By an astonishing (probably) coincidence, I own exactly ONE pair of full length blue jeans, and I have just taken them out of the washing machine.

Wow! What are the chances?
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Duude. I own 13 pairs of jeans, 11 of which are blue, one of which is too indecent for me to wear, three of which have no holes in the knees, two of which have holes in both knees, and the remainder having one hole in the right knee. I also have 26 shirts, only 19 of which I actually still wear.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Maaaaaate. I own 103 singles of jeans, all unmatching. I have 4 pairs of jeans, beautifully matched, and these I wear with joy. All are just filthy. They rant, they rave, they swear like troopers, they troupe like swearers, they rail against the proprieties of societies, they proposition passersby, they molest the under-wear. I wash their zips out with soap but yet and they remain steadfastly unrecondite. These I like to wear. They love it. The little tramps.
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
calm down salty, sheesh

I have three pairs of jeans, two are identical and one is a summery type. I also have 1 denim skirt of the tacky cowgirl variety
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
i have no jeans.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Who the hell has no jeans? What do you wear on your legs?
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Shorts. It's horrible, simply horrible.

/me cries at the thought.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
"there IS no jean"
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
I bought a new watch a couple of months ago. The strap broke on the old one.
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
I hope u lot aint moanin bout jeans!!! I own 3 pairs 2 too big 1 too small and its bout time i got me some new ones but rather stay scruffy and stay on the internet to read dum stuff on this site!
Thank u peeps 4 bein u...
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
I bought a new pair of jeans today.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Shouldn't you be in beige nylon slacks at your age?
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
the other day I was sleeping in (I had a day off) and I was woken up by the phone. I got up and answered it and it was a random sales woman who wanted to send steve a free pair of pants.

hehe @ brocks joke
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
I wear taupe, not beige. Nor do I wear a bushwhacker's hat sans corks, unlike some people I could mention.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Yeah, but the women find that hat irresistible, I tell you.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
they love it with a nice glass of chianti and a white sauce
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
it's more like a cricket players hat.
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
Well, he does spend a lot of time with his bat in his hand.
Posted by derren brown, around September 2005:
 
You only think it's a bat.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
there is no bat
Posted by perclissigi, around September 2005:
 
i'm SURE i've seen this before...??
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
there is no past
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
"and the remainder having one hole in the right knee."

Doc, do you do a lot of proposing?
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
I have 7 new pants
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
photos?
Posted by WarHead, around 13th September 2005:
 
No, PANTS, cloth ears.
Posted by WarHead, around 14th September 2005:
 
What a good idea.
my image

You're randy, your partner's 'got a headache,' but you can buy them a packet of Nurofen at the same time as your 'easy-on' Johnnies.

Class!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 14th September 2005:
 
ha ha ha ha ha!!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 14th September 2005:
 
No excuses, love!
Posted by WarHead, around 14th September 2005:
 
Exactamundo. Lateral thinking from the Durex marketing dept.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 14th September 2005:
 
positively horizontal thinking, in fact
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 15th September 2005:
 
heh heh