OMGWTF
speak to me, brock. can you say something?
it's your round isn't it?
Rattles the glass? Is that some creepy ouija board thing?
The two things my mother warned me never to dabble with are ouija boards and bird of prey sanctuaries. FACT.
Your mother is a wise woman, Doc. Bird of prey sanctuaries are notoriously bad dabblers. Anyone interested in dabbling would be well advised to stay away from them. They have cast a dark shadow over the dabbling community for a long time now but I'm glad to say I think we're over the worse of it. Just so long as we dabblers continue to warn of the dangers of dabbling with bird of prey sanctuaries we'll be back on top form in no time.
So I was wondering if anyone here had ever had any good fights with owls? Don't get me wrong, I'm no owl hater, but occasionally you are sneaking aroud in the barn late at night, and an owl will come plunging at you with it's claws out right in front of you, and fighting the owl is the only real option. The last time I was sneaking around, a proper big barn owl launched itself at me, obviously believing I was a large mouse or another type of prey. I put up a good fight, and beat the owl against a large wooden pillar that no doubt was integral to the structure of the barn, but this didn't prevent the owl's claws sinking yet deeper into the skin of my arms. Much as I beat this owl against the pillar, it would not let go. I would not stop the frenzied thrashing of a man impaled. It would not the instinctive sinking of claws into agressor. It seemed like a no-win situation. Eventually I threw myself on the ground, yelping like a sick meercat. The owl seeming to sense victory, relaxed its claws for a moment. I leapt up, grabbing the owl with both hands, and bashed it into the pillar one last time. Whilst it lay dazed, I ran for cover, refusing to leave my farmhouse for two days. Within a matter of hours, the owl had retained all normal functions, and is now housed in my barn. Everything is back to the way it used to be. Has anyone else here had a similar fight with an owl? I would love to hear from you.
Posted by
Brock, around September 2005:
Since Doc learnt to cut and paste, it's amazing how many times I have seen that bloody owl story...
Man, fisting`s cool. We should go to Cambridge as a deep throating big group, get a cuntlicking a felching bug punt, and some thrusts, etc, and spend the gangbanging day wanking and sucking drunk...
Oh, and "chikin has become a jerking teen icon!!"??? Pecks?? Hello? Er, what? 1st i`ve heard of it. a gangbanging teen martyr maybe.. you cannot put becca up to fisting... she is a fingering very independant entity, blows only what she can fit. gangbangs, she fucks gangbanging you up. gangbangs, she fucks gangbanging you up.
BA Baracus`s brother told the Faceman his friend wuz trying to beat the crazy wolrd record of 19 masturbations (the darn Faceman know it`s not but You Foo know what Mr.T mean) in a day, but so far only managed 13...and that crazy wuz at his prime, now it`s Helluva like 5 apparently..but Hannibal reckon Murdock could beat it...Foo!
Hi "Dickwad" Shaihan,
Congratulation on the squirting 1st, well done!
i am very proud of you.
Yong.
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Posted by
WarHead, around 8th November 2005:
1) It's not an owl
man (I know it says it is, but it isn't, it's just an owl).
2) It's crap.
3)What's it got to do with the 'Brock is DEAD" rumour?
Posted by
WarHead, around November 2005:
Blimey, it took a long time for
that penny to drop.