Discussion » The Light bulb blows and?

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Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
How many techies does it take to change a lightbulb?
I ponder that intensly for a while, then realise that i found a new bit of spanking software and the lightbulb flickers to die....
Posted by Salt 'n Pepper, around September 2005:
 
as your hand pounds on the ass the electrical force is sapped by your hand power and the lights dim in and out
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
interesting... will make a note!
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving.
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
Brock does that anyway .... or maybe it's that he gives thanks every time he eats pussy.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
He actually gives a ride to heaven and back every time he eats pussy...
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
well let me know next time you've eaten some -- i've never been to heaven
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Ive been to heaven a few times, but it left me a bit smelly so i try to go to clean places more often...
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
*thud*

*thud*

*thud*

Sorry. Just fell down the stairs.
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
Hmmmmmm, either the doc only has three steps on his stairs, or he missed a few on the way down.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
He's always been a few steps short of a staircase.

*boom boom*
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
/prolapses
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
stairway to heaven? sounds like someone got kicked out
for 'doh' behaviour