Discussion » You'd just send her straight back up the aisle, wouldn't you?

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Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 


For fucks sake.
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Who the hell is that! Is it Jordan? Does she think shes a princess?
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Never mind when she dyes her hair back....
Q. Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?
A. Because that's where your supposed to wash vegetables.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
I'd have shot her in the face with a diamond encrusted bullet rather than give her an engagement ring.

Ugh. She is a fucking freaky slutpiece minger with two airbags of flab in full deploy. She couldn't keep her legs together if she was standing in a large teflon funnel.
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
Q. What did the blondes right leg say to the left leg?
A. Nothing, they haven't met!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
ah heh: go-blog-go.blogspot.com/200...
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
Let's face it, they deserve each other. I'm glad to say that I rarely see anything about them these days and I've even forgotten that fucking stupid expression that bollock brain thought up when he was on 'I'm a Celeb..'
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
excuse me, but boy with oily hair (on purpose) and wearing all white is worse than the bad barbie imitation
eeek
Posted by peyote, around September 2005:
 
You must have watched him like a christian with a bible, cos i missed that!