Discussion » Weapons that should exist but don't

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Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
superb: uncyclopedia.org/wiki/List_...'t_exist,_but_should
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Good HTML'ing, there...

Try this.
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
As if 'light saber' isn't on it...
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
cal's code auto-links urls, so why should i bother?
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Because it doesn't work if an apostrophe is in the url - look at what you posted!
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Will you two girls stop fighting, please?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
hey yeah. guess that's one for cal to consider adding to his regexp.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Girls, Brock, or g URLs...?
Posted by relaxin500, around December 2005:
 
hi
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
I want a gun that shoots a disgusting foul-smelling goo that is almost impossible to remove at bad drivers. (or anyone that cuts me off in traffic)

this computer pisses me off
Posted by Boudicca_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
I want a gun that shoots a disgusting foul-smelling goo [that is almost impossible to remove] at bad drivers. (or anyone that cuts me off in traffic)
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around December 2005:
 
ok.
I heard you the first time.