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Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
#48208 +(212)- [X]

it's fun to hate people online - it's like a video game and sensitive people's feelings are like quad damage
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
fuck off
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
:D
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
It's like sex. Either you get it or you don't.
Posted by zxenor_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
... so there really IS another option
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
sex with brock?
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
That would be the first option, surely?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
i don't get it
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Actually, I don't really understand either.

Sul?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
I dont get it on many levels
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
it all depends on wether or not one counts sex with brock as proper sex
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
That's gross. Why the devil are we talking about that?
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
Actually, that's why they call him Brock. Don't take any notice of that guff he gives you about having liked the stripey creatures since he was a kid, it's because he's always badgering females to have sex with him.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Brock is extremely talented in that area.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
ah ha! another identity revealed!

syl == brock
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Heh.

Bastard.
Posted by Miki_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
* obligatory Brock insult

who/what is the stripey creature to do with Brock ?
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
A Brock is a male badger.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Brock's brilliant humour and clever insults are one of the best things about this site. (Brock where's my £100?) No I am not Brock, sadly, I have LOTS of hair.
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
you want him
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Are you hairy all over, Syl? Like a monkey?

Or is it just all down your back. None on your head, just all down your back.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Yeah, all the way down my back, and on my boobs too. I wrote a poem about it once, but now I can't search on iamcal, I can't find it for you and I can't remember all the lines. Can't remember much since they zapped my brain with X volts. But yeah. I want him.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
brock = male badger? i never knew that. i'd assumed you'd adopted the surname of the legendary car racer, peter brock.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
Nah. That'd be like hero worship, and I really don't like that sort of thing.

People are just people to me.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Don't you have anyone that would make you all woozy if you met them, though? Angelina Jolie perhaps?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
No, coyly bigging up male badgers is more your game.

I used to be a badger. I'll have to scan the photo a friend has of me. I look rather sweet if I do say so.
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
That's not hero worship, though, that's just lust. Angelina Jolie gives me a monster horn and no mistake. I would be all tongue tied because she is fitter then fuck and enormously sexy, not because of who she is.

There are people that I respect greatly, but if they were the big "I am" I would go off them massively and pretty much instantaneously. One of the reasons, in fact, that I think Jeremy Clarkson is a cunt. Because I've met him, and he is one(not that he was ever a hero, just an example).
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
There are a few bar men that make him woozy.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, 25th September 2005:
 
In some ways it is like having fleas?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 25th September 2005:
 
woozy is a cocktail, isn't it? re its fleas likeness, we'd have to see a breakdown of the two drinks' respective constituents, aka ingredient list.