Discussion » Cal, What's this?

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Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
A flickr image you've lovingly titled RECTUM

www.flickr.com/photos/bees/...

What is it?
Posted by Brock, around September 2005:
 
It's what shines out of Cal's arse when he licks a plug socket or a 9v battery.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Cal's pics are always a mystery to me too.
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
they used to be a mystery to me, and then he wiped the pocky stains of his lens, and now i think they are rather good
Posted by ellipse, around September 2005:
 
www.flickr.com/photos/bees/...
Posted by WarHead, around September 2005:
 
That's nothing. I happen to know that Cal has crabs.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 26th September 2005:
 
Ever seen a teen go door knocking at haloween and if you don't give her candy she pees all over the guy?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 26th September 2005:
 
guy fawkes isn't on halloween is it?
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 26th September 2005:
 
RECTUM stands for something i can't recall

it's a realtime stream of photos uploaded to flickr
Posted by WarHead, around 26th September 2005:
 
IDIOT! That's RSOPUTF.
Posted by Brock, around 26th September 2005:
 
Call yourself a geek, Henderson?

For fucks sake. What a schoolboy acronym error.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 26th September 2005:
 
isn't that a Self-Addressed Envelope?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 26th September 2005:
 
hang on. WH shd h sd RTSOPUTF.
in which case a snappier version of RECTUM (and we REALLY don't want a flabbier version) might be:
RTS o'PUT-Flickr

cal will get the real-time appositosity of that there portmanteaucronym. and it's Irish-ish. that's well weapon in amurrrca.
Posted by WarHead, around 26th September 2005:
 
I would have said RTSOPUTF if Cal had said "real time stream of photos uploaded to flickr," but he didn't. Cap'n Pedant strikes again.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
pffft
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Ok. So a display of realtime uploads to flickr at some sort of show or convention or something yes? Interesting. If I had known that was going on I would have uploaded all sorts of pictures of me naked. That board would have been spammed with naked Sul goodness. :)
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Salty, how does one rename one's links? IOW, how do you get it to say pffft instead of the website address? Would you mind explaining it to me?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
You could still post a few of you naked, sul...
;)
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
I dont think so, Tim.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Why Tim? I am female!
Posted by WarHead, around 27th September 2005:
 
Never mind 'pffft' Salty, Cal said 'realtime' not 'real time,' so ner!!!

Syl, check your mail, I've explained the pffft thing ... I hope.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Syl, it's a sort of catchphrase from Home Improvement. I watch too many shit sitcoms.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Thanks. I was going to ask Warhead to make you stop calling me names! ;)

Thanks Warhead, I will check! ♥ (sorry Sul I had to do that because I know how much it irks you, son.) You little RASCAL!
Posted by WarHead, around 27th September 2005:
 
Sul, look into my eyes. Look into my eyes. The eyes, the eyes. Not around the eyes. Don't look around my eyes. Look into my eyes. You're under.

When you wake up you will not call Syl names.

3 .... 2 .... 1..... you're back in the room.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
Thanks Warhead. I'm scared of you now. Even I was hypnotised and I'm sYl.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 27th September 2005:
 
syl: i typed the pffft as:
<a href="http://www.ietf.org/rfc/rfc2326.txt">pffft</a>
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Thanks Salty!
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
Sul's dancing ass!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
I wonder if there's still a copy of that floating around on the net somewhere.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
C'mon Sul, post a pic of your arse...
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
Be a sport, there's a doll.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
Sorry, no can do. That was a one time only thing.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
Be a doll, there's a sport.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
WE WANT SUL'S BUM
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
I do not own him. He's free to shout drunken abuse at whoever he wants from his filthy little, piss soaked shop doorway. He just chooses to do it to me more than anyone else. I do not control him in any way and he's free to leave anytime he wants.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
Give him the bum's rush
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
footloose and fancy free

personal hygiene extra
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
A completely inebriated man was stumbling down the street with one foot on the curb and one foot in the gutter. A cop pulled up and said, "I've got to take you in, pal. You're obviously drunk."

Our wasted friend asked, "Officer, are ya absolutely sure I'm drunk?"

"Yeah, buddy, I'm sure," said the copper. "Let's go."

Breathing a sigh of relief, the wino said, "Thank goodness, I thought I was crippled."
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 28th September 2005:
 
plop