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Posted by syl_DUPE1, around September 2005:
 
Can we have a page of favourites? e.g. Favourite...

ARTIST :

Go!

you can name your favourite and then nominate a new category?
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Michelangelo!

CELEBRATIONS CHOCOLATE:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
my goodness, what is 'celebrations chocolate?'
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
www.celebrations.co.uk/inde...
I'm eating them at the moment.

Okay, I'll change it (as that site is crap).

PASTA:
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Fusilli. Because it sounds like Museli.

GLUE:
Posted by frankie_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
spraymount

FABRIC:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
cotton

WRITER:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
me

TV PROGRAMME:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
you mean i think you should enter, namesake and all. you might win!

sorry. we resume this:

TV PROGRAMME:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
I love the BBC show Hustle.

DOMESTIC PET TYPE (CAT, DOG, FISH, ETC):
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Cat

SEXUAL POSITION (had to be done, sorry!):
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
The backwards wheelbarrow. In this position, the woman climbs onto the man, wraps her legs around him, and grips onto him with her thighs. Slowly, she lowers herself backwards until her hands touch the floor, the man holding her waist.

A more excitiing way of achieving this position is for woman to do a handstand against her partner, then slide her legs down either side of him, while he holds her waist. Once at the right level, she wraps her legs together behind him and he penetrates her.

Once again, penetration is deep, there’s that head rush, and this position is good for G-spot stimulation. The man should also find it relatively easy to stimulate his partner's clitoris.

BRASS INSTRUMENT:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
French Horn

HOLIDAY DESTINATION
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
New York

FORM OF EXCERSIZE:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
The man should also find it relatively easy to stimulate his partner's clitoris

His partners what?
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Guitarist
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Gary Moore

MOST SEXUALLY INNOCENT CLARIFICATION POST:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
^ that one:

FORM OF EXERCISE:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
cycling

ACTOR:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Nicholas Cage (in Face/Off)

CINEMA SNACK:
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
JOhn Travolta's Face

FAVORITE DETACHED FACE;
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
:sigh:
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Spare Head 2 (Kryten: Red Dwarf)

FAVOURITE TREE:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Bluegum

GEEK:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Cal!

GREEK:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Zorba

WEEK:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
The one following payday.

ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Thanks, don't mind if I do.

RIPOSTE:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
Nobody likes a smart-arse.

BOOK:
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Behind the Scenes at the Museum (Kate Atkinson)

WEBSITE:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
foamy!


ANIMAL:
Posted by janine_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Otter.



Onomatopoeia:
Posted by reitsma, around October 2005:
 
*thud*



HOLIDAY DESTINATION:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
Treasure Island Fiji

CINEMA EXPERIENCE:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Going to see Finding Nemo with my Mom and two sisters

DAYDREAM:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Wah? Sorry. I was miles away.

NON ALCOHOLIC DRINK:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Liqui-Fruit Spritz

EYE COLOUR:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Red

HANGOVER CURE:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
vodka

HANGOVER CAUSE:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
vodka

NUMBER:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
11111oneone!

FORK LOCATION:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
On the left of my place setting and not, as some of you might have expected, in the Doc's friken eye.

MUSICIAN:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Jools Holland

CAFFINE BOOSTING DRINK:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Red Bull

FARMYARD ANIMAL:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Cock

RUDE WORD:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Fuck

WORD:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
plinth

ARCHITECTURAL FEATURE:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
repetition

REPETITION:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
repitition

REPETITION:

Hmmmmm. Thou needeth an edit there.
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
THREAD KILLER:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
brock

ROOFING MATERIAL:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
thatch.

CHOCOLATE BAR:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Snickers

WILD ANIMAL

((*^*%&^%&^%*%&^%& damn you, warbread!
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
The Wife

BILL & TED MOVIE:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
Bogus Adventure

TOAST TOPPING:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
"The problem with being the best man at the wedding is that you never get a chance to PROVE it"


TIME-TELLING DEVICE:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
My neighbour, as in "What the fuck are you doing making all that noise at three o'fucking clock in the morning."

HOT BEVERAGE:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Cwawfee!!!! (nods to Pillze)

TIME TRAVELLING DEVICE:

WH: You're just taking the piss now, you arse...!
Posted by janine_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
tardis



insult
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Oh God, you make Victor Menendez look clever!

COMPLIMENT:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Wow, you even make Brock look slightly less frighteningly intelligent!

PORN:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
That comment was worthy of Brock...... bugger ... er, Sexy Susan Knows How


HIP HOP ARTISTE:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
(Porn)Anything with Jenna Jameson
(Hip Hop)Kanye West
KING / QUEEN OF ENGLAND:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Warhead: Bogus Adventure

Bill & Teds Bogus Adventure?
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
Sorry, I mean Excellent Journey
Posted by janine_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Edward VIII


car
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
Edwar VIII, come on Edward VII could beat the crap out of him.....

Ford GT40

COMEDY TV SERIES:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Red Dwarf

RED DWARF CHARACTER:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Talkie the talking toaster

SOUTH PARK CHARACTER:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
kenny

STAR WARS FILM:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
mmfffnmmmfnnfmmfmmfnmmmmmm
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
/me takes off his hood

Star Wars

FAVOURITE SCI FI CHARACTER (FILM):
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Cooper from Event Horizon

MEAL OF THE DAY:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Dinner

NAME FOR A MAN AND NAME FOR A WOMAN:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Kim

CAKE:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Manor House cake, or my Nan's Dundee cake (before she turned 100 and is too old to make it anymore)

BISCUITS:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Pyotts Romany Creams (chocolate)

TALK SHOW HOST:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Parkinson

TALK SHOW GUEST:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Christopher Reeve [ :( ] / (Oprah)

CITY:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
London, Baby!

WEBSITE:
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
www.animalshirts.net

CONSPIRACY THEORY SURROUNDING THE DEATH OF PAUL MC CARTNEY:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Doc's

SOURCE OF INFORMED DAILY COMMENTARY:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Radio 1(!)

TOILET PAPER:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
The Guardian

TELECOMMUNICATIONS DEVICE:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
My shiny brand new Sony Ericsson P910i which arrived a few hours ago

DEODERANT:
Posted by WarHead, around October 2005:
 
Twinkle Twat (and it's deodorant you wombat)

AFTERSHAVE:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
By Day: Herrera for Men
By Night(pulling opportunity): Kouros

PHILANTHROPISM:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
the embassy theatre trust

FLICKR USER:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Dolores Luxedo

COUNTRY TO VISIT:
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
New Zealand

CRICKET PLAYER:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Flintoff

THING ABOUT YOURSELF:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Sense of humour

SUBJECT AT SCHOOL: (if you can remember that far back) ;)
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
Free Study

ONLINE CARTOON:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
dilbert

FAMOUS MODEL:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Lisa Snowdon

ACTRESS:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Kate Winslet

ROAD:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Mount Glorious, on the back of a rubber-suspension high-power 2-stroke

FURNITURE:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Culross Road

FREEDOM FIGHTER:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Beautiful hand-made furniture that my Granfather made, and my BED!

MOVIE:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
I'm currently putting ferris bueller's day off in the top spot.

KEY ON YOUR KEYBOARD:
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Ctrl

KNOWING WHEN TO STOP A GOOD THREAD BEFORE IT TURNS INTO A CONTRIVED PILE OF UNFUNNY DOGGY POO-POO:
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Now.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
HEH HEH: :)
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
A cruel, 'I'm stepping on your fingers, cliff-edge-boy' type of laughter, with one of those squashy faces at the end to add insight to industry.

IMPOSTER;
Posted by bumdog, around October 2005:
 
SEAL!!!1111
Posted by bumdog, around October 2005:
 
He's no talent, the Adamski Legacy-Raping Fool.....

FOOD ADDITIVE:
Posted by jeffld_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Polysorbate 80

SEX TOY:
Posted by Brock, around 8th October 2005:
 
Hanni

CONTRACEPTIVE DEVICE:
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
Brock.

CONCEPTIVE DEVICE:
Posted by WarHead, around 8th October 2005:
 
iamcal


EXISTENTIALIST MOVEMENT:
Posted by ellipse, around 8th October 2005:
 
iamcal

ICON:
Posted by reitsma, around 8th October 2005:
 
*checks desktop*

ummm... that little firefox icon looks pretty cool.


MOVIE SEQUEL:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
Serenity

CURTAINS:
Posted by Brock, around 8th October 2005:
 
Beef

FORESKIN CONDITION: (CHOPPED OR NOT):
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
charming

TOPIC:
Posted by WarHead, around 8th October 2005:
 
whingeing

SITCOM:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
Will and Grace/Everybody Loves Raymond/Men Behaving Badly (sorry I had to have three)

MEMBER OF YOUR FAMILY:
Posted by Brock, around 8th October 2005:
 
Ok. Bored now. May I refer you to the pre-emptive strike about 17 posts up, and shout:

JESSE!!!!!!!!!!!1111111oneoneoneoneonehundredandeleven
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
Please note that Brock has declared this thread over. Please do not post anything else. Also please note that his favourite family member is Jesse.
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
WHO DOES MICHAEL JACKSON LIKE??
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
bubbles

WHO DOES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE?:

hey brock, if you're bored with it, don't read it. trying to kill it by repeated whinging is way more boring than this thread. if you don't like it, start one that you DO.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
But you have to read the shit threads in order to make sure you don't miss any good posts. It's a case of sometimes taking a vast amount of rough while waiting for the occasional smooth.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 8th October 2005:
 
but if he KNOWS he doesn't like this one, then he knows he's not missing anything.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
But what if it strays off subject slightly and we, for instance, solve the Jack the Ripper murders. I know I'd be pissed off if I stopped reading a thread and then everyone was talking about it, but because I couldnt bring myself to continue reading the shite that was coming before it I stopped. Then I couldnt I say I was part of the coversation and I wouldnt be getting coke blown up my arse and snorted off my cock by supermodels like the rest of you. I really wouldnt want that to happen.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
fear not, the newnowned RSS (really simple supermodel) feed that cal has installed on the site will monitor all such potential magnificences and alert all subscribers to dramatic events by posting them a packet of coke c/- scotland yard for urgent delivery and topical application
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Surely my input is as valid as one that is in keeping with the thread, is it not?

I have an opinion; you have voiced that you like, I have voiced that it is starting to not be funny.

1 opinion + vs 1 opinion - = 0. Everyone is happy.

Innit.



cock knocker
Posted by Doctor Lucid_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Second-order poster! Rather than posting on the thread, you're posting about the thread on the thread. Your posts are like the coke on Sul's extended manhood rather than the meaty real thing.

(Sorry, that sounded a bit more vitriolic than I'm used to. Going to go scramble eggs. Take it out on them, bastard chicken!!!)
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
AND it's illogical, too. go start a thread for once brock m'boy, insteada just trying to kill off other ones.

so, where were we, those of us participating in this particular thread?
oh yes.

WHO DOES MICHAEL JACKSON LOOK LIKE?:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
"Sul's extended manhood"

And here's me thinking that everyone knew the horrible, flaccid truth. *Phew*
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Geez. Let's only keep threads on-topic eh? The lifeblood of iamcal...

:/

*shrugs*

You can't even have a good argument, these days. When I was a lad, we used to argue about all this being just fields. And row about how much change you'd get after a night at the pictures, a fish supper and the bus home.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
That was an accidental crosspost but well worth keeping.

CITY NAME:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
that's a bloody BRILLIANT crosspost!

Samarkand

WOODEN OBJECT:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Gotta be Timbuktoo (sp?)

SONG:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
ooops
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
we'll pretend you wrote Timberktu
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
maybe brock is acting out
perhaps he needs a support group, for dangly parts of him that might have been cut off when he was young and innocent
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Or sucked off. I'm not too sure if he is of that area of religion. I dont really want to get cal in more trouble, he's already a little worried about killing the semitic web.
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
maybe it was done not in the name of religion, but medicine
Posted by ellipse, around October 2005:
 
SONG:
Little Things, Trinity Roots

FRUIT:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Big yellow peaches

IAMCAL MEMBER: (heh)

There was a nice verse that you quoted once, Sal, about the land of Samarkand. How does it go again?
Posted by water, around October 2005:
 
lets all have fun in the water with each other, how about that ??
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
water is offering services as a spitroast, so immediately gets my vote


CLUB MEMBER:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Syl, it was:
To learn the age-old lesson day by day.
It is not in the bright arrival planned,
But in the dreams men dream along the way,
They find the Golden Road to Samarkand

  - old Afghan song, perhaps Firdausi or Omar
Posted by hayley, around October 2005:
 
Country?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
WTFry?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Thanks Salti, that is lovely. Hello water and hayley : welcome to iamcal :)
Posted by water, around October 2005:
 
Hey Syl.
Where u from? Maybe we can join and meet for a drink and I'll teach u how to scubadive, while I dive something else. How about it? This all depends on if u are a female, cause strangely enough I am into females, but I'll be whatever u would want me to be; i.e. male/female. Somehow I get the energy transmitted here, that u into this kind of stuff. So lets meet, whichever part of the earth u are on. How about it?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Please don't be vulgar, water.
Posted by Brock, around October 2005:
 
Please don't be dirty water.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
We don't really like the topics to get that flavoured water.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
You see, if you come on too strong it tends to send them running water.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Ha. Very funny guys, but really I am not impressed with water.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around October 2005:
 
Posts like that from new people normally come across vulgar and seem a little pervy but still, waters run deep.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 11th October 2005:
 
Sul, one more of those and I'll be flying over to drown you in the Thames. :)
Posted by Brock, around 11th October 2005:
 
You're turning the liquid clarity of this thread muddy, water.
Posted by Brock, around 11th October 2005:
 
Getting tenuous, now. :(
Posted by ellipse, around 11th October 2005:
 
i would have thought tepid
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 11th October 2005:
 
Atta girl! Waterway to string this out!
Posted by reitsma, around 11th October 2005:
 
syl seems a little mad - in fact, she's boiling, water.

And i think that outburst has ruined your chances of getting steamy with anyone here.

syl is a very classy member of this board - she's definitely not a skanky hho, and i think that's what you were implying.

But i'm willing to give you a second chance, and i hope others are too.
Let's just hope that your efforts in this thread is just anomalous behaviour, and that you'll be more willing to go with the flow from now on.

We're quite a dynamic, fluid group here, so i'm sure you'll like us - just don't be a bore, water.

And just ignore the tidal wave of puns that you might notice - i'm sure we'll run dry soon.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 11th October 2005:
 
Ha! Ha! Ha!
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 11th October 2005:
 
I never thought water would cause such a stir.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 11th October 2005:
 
Hey water, come back, all is forgiven ;)
Posted by Lucy Record, around 21st April 2006:
 
ENDANGERED SPECIES:
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 21st April 2006:
 
Big fucking whales!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 21st April 2006:
 
Actually no - Big non-fucking Pandas!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
my lunch
Posted by Lucy Record, around 22nd April 2006:
 
steak and kidney pie, gravy, peas.

SPECIES OF OWL:
Posted by Grim..., around 22nd April 2006:
 
Tawny

COMPUTER GAME:
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
Sim City

MEMBER OF THE BRITISH ROYAL FAMILY:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
dangling

FAVOURITE ROTTING THING:
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
oh wait, syl just did that one

ok

IRONWORK:
Posted by Mathos, around 22nd April 2006:
 
- account disabled -
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
anne frank's diary:

Monday:
hid
Tuesday:
hid
Wednesday:
hid
Thursday:
hid
...
Posted by Alfie_DUPE1, around 22nd April 2006:
 
That's fairly good.
I had a worse one in another thread I think Mathos.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 23rd April 2006:
 
Friday:
a visitor!
--
the end.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 23rd April 2006:
 
Knock Knock
Who's th..fuck