anyone know what happened to bash ?
it's been not there since we came back from holiday.
Posted by
WarHead, around 13th October 2005:
Where did you leave it?
I didn't miss it till it was gone :(
Perhaps they have server troubles?
Posted by
Jason, around 13th October 2005:
gah
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
T'was server trouble. They PROMISE it wont happen again.
[@smcn] like #bearcave. you wouldn't expect it to be a gay channel. YOU WOULD EXPECT IT TO BE A CHANNEL ABOUT BEARS WOULDN'T YOU
why are you hanging out on the gay channels, sul? you perve.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
I get decorating tips, you bigot.
is "bigot" a verb? like "perve" is?
i tried to bigot but i fell off. i must not be very good at it.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
heh, works for me
hey sul, you online now? IM-wise? check your old hotmail a/cs, eg
e-messenger.net
Posted by
WarHead, around 5th November 2005:
You should be in bed, young man.
And so should I.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
Salty: I am/was indeed online though
you never seem to be according to my MSN Messenger. Perhaps you should unblock me if you're that desperate for someone to talk to ;)
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
That actually reminds me to send you an email I've been meaning to write you for the last couple of days.
in other news, i just ran across this little moment of insane glory which i copied onto my own site to ensure it wouldn't disappear, and jeez am i glad i did:
Jenius
spoiledgirl :
I been with this guy named chris for three years we broke up because of problems in jar, after that we been talking as friends just i have not seen him. now this last week we started talking again ike we going to his house. And I dont know if its a good idear or a bad on. I love him dearly, we almost had a kid plus he gave me a ring for christmas. I said yes to it then a month later like I said we were having problems. Now that we beeen seeing one a nothere everyday and talking everything is coming back, what we had and what I felt is all there. My dad does not like him, He lives in queens and I live in brooklyn. I dont know what to do .
Sul :
Dear Spoiled Girl (I'm sure you're a beautiful girl so took the liberty of changing your alias into a much prettier form of markings known as intelligible English, hope that's ok)
It appears to me that your problems are only occurring when you are in this jar you mentioned. Throw the jar away. Do not go back to the jar. When we are in jars we feel trapped. We cant get the lid off and there's no way that those holes in the lid can provide enough life-giving oxygen to sustain 2 people. It's no wonder you fought. Natural instincts tell us to do what we need to do to survive (I think 2pac told us that as well in Changes. Though he wasn’t very good at practising what he was preaching. "I gotta do what I gotta do to survive", don't get shot, "sheeet nigga I cants do that!").
Don’t go back into the jar and everything will hunky-dory.
But on the flip-side, Spoiled Girl (I did it again, there see? Much prettier), he gave you a ring for Christmas. If you're so spoiled why the fuck are you so impressed with this? Was it used as the keyring on a set of keys to a big expensive car? If not then he sucks as a boyfriend and needs to go to boyfriend training camp. Call 555-PUSSY-WHIPPED and enrol him for September.
I want to keep you both together for as long as possible. It brings a tear to eye thinking about how the dating scene will be alot happier a place with you two guys off the market.
Hope this all helps. No honestly I really do. Keep your chin up kid, it’s sagging a little.
I've been Sul and you've been great. Good night.
"he's been sul and he's been the stand-out, even by iamcal standards"
fanfuckingtastic
pretty sure i don't have a msn login...
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
errrm I have
saltation_chat@hotmail.com
Have I made you up?
oo, goodness, not sure where that old eddress is sitting... hang on...
no, just too confusing, given my current drunkeness
can you connect to my AIM ethingy? i can click on my app and it works and everything. woo.
i warn you: if i have to fall off my chair, there'll be hell to pay.
oh crap.
well maybe not hell, but at least the price of a bus ticket.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
AIM? Good lord, give me a minute then.
who's gonna clean this up, that's what i wanna know
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
Fuck it. It's three in the morning. The pissed off people'll be placid by the time we're awake.
It's not like iamcal members hold a grudge :)
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 5th November 2005:
Ohhh. I fear he meant his spilled kebab and cider rather than our hijacking of this thread for our own gains. I apologise for my thought that any of you guys would get all pissy. I also apologise for my rather narcissistic "I'm so funny, I'll end a post like a stand-up comic" in the thing that Salty dragged up. Rather cringeworthy on my part.
I say that because I honestly can't remember if I was being ironic or not. I barely remember the post. That aussie bastard could've made it up for all I know ;)
I also apologise for my over-use of "rather"
Posted by
Brock, around 6th November 2005:
I'm not pissed off.
I remember that Spoiled Girl post, too. The ending was entirely apprpriate and in keeping with the rest, Sul. Eat some chocolate or something, you're getting paranoid.
You egotistical cunt.
;)
Posted by
cal_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
i don't even remember it. was it on iamcal?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
How was your DW Brock? ;)
Posted by
WarHead, around 6th November 2005:
Daily Wank?
Posted by
Brock, around 6th November 2005:
Yeah it was, Cal. It was part of the flood of Newbie intro posts of randomness.
Of course, if there was a search of the old archives I could find it immediately and post a link, but there isn't...
...is
...there.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
In Brock's case that would be HW.
i went to google to get it but am getting very sidetracked laughing at random other cached threads
eg
66.102.9.104/search?q=cache...
PML
WarHead, 10:13 15 April 2004 :
I'm off to clean the SPAM filter. Anyone want a larger penis? Syl, put your hand down.
oh that's interesting. some old code still lurks on cal's server.
search.iamcal.com/htsearch....
LOL
"Xylophone Buggery - A lot fucking slower than google (but ..."
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 7th November 2005:
My penis is just fine the size it is, thankyou. ;)
ALBOWCO
Xylophone Buggery
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Jason, 04:29 13 April 2004 :
Hi, I'm Jason. I'm doing my best to refrain from acting like an idiot ad gain approval so I can give props on the Die Hard Easter story.
And hearty hellOs to you fine people
Abe Frohman, 09:36 13 April 2004 :
THE Jason?
Sul, 10:15 13 April 2004 :
Props? Is that a good thing? I dont take criticism very well.
su, 12:11 13 April 2004 :
it depends if the props are madd or not. i prefer snaps myself
Abe Frohman, 12:23 13 April 2004 :
Madd Props?
Marje Proops?
Jason, 14:17 13 April 2004 :
You've heard of me then?
Props is good I think. Madd - I don't know.
Snap Crackle Props.
Brock, 14:18 13 April 2004 :
Bunch of old plops?
cal, 20:37 13 April 2004 :
ahhh, *that* jason. approved
in the words of bubbles, too....many.....jasons!
she may have said monkies - i forget
Jason, 21:34 13 April 2004 :
Thankee cal. I had no idea this name had teeth. I'm keeping it.
Is there an English to English dictionary around here anywhere?
Posted by
Brock, around 7th November 2005:
That last line gives the bestest, warmest feeling about iamcal (classic)
tm.
Innit.
:D
Posted by
WarHead, around 7th November 2005:
AIM? Good lord, give me a minute then.
'Good lord' is exactly right. Who the hell uses AIM? If I'd known that ....... oh, never mind.
Sheesh, I just tried to create a 'warhead1954' account on AIM and some other bugger's already created one.
IT'S SO UNFAIR!!11
Posted by
Brock, around 8th November 2005:
onefineday
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
You really juana watch those puns.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
I sooooo missed a joke there. I'm just going to have to recreate how it should've been.
Salty: juan juan juan
Brock: onefineday
JuanJuanJuan: I find these puns so funny.
JuanJuan: You do, JuanJuanJuan? Me too - JuanJuan.
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
I didnt say it was a good joke... I just missed it.
ahhh. i miss that joke. yesterday was the good old day, wasn't it
I'm sure I can hear the echoes of a thunderous jar meme bubbling through the waters
Posted by
Emma, around 21st February 2007:
that's a cracking boke pic
Posted by
Grim..., around 21st February 2007:
It was better the first time around.
that's a good description of food/boke, actually