Posted by
peyote, around 15th October 2005:
Why not english kissing, are we so crap (im not) that we have to call it a frenchy?
I think its very wrong as the french did not invent it, god did and he aint french is he....
Posted by
ellipse, around 16th October 2005:
have you ever kissed a french man?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 16th October 2005:
The French are supposed to be the epitome of romance, so a really passionate kiss gets named after them.
Posted by
WarHead, around 16th October 2005:
Hang on a minute ... what do the French call French Kissing?
And why did Gen De Gaulle have Greek letters around his hat?
Posted by
ellipse, around 16th October 2005:
so apart from me, has anyone enjoyed the delights of comparing kissing styles of different nationalities?
It's because the French are better at it (;
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 16th October 2005:
It's because it was invented by Barry French. An all English cockmaster.
Posted by
WarHead, around 16th October 2005:
I take it, then, that no one but me knows why Gen De Gaulle had Greek letters around his hat.
Posted by
WarHead, around 16th October 2005:
Because he'd have looked stupid with
French letters around his hat.
that there cat-woman's a BABE
Well, interestingly enough, according to my "Dictionary of Obscenity, Taboo and Euphemism", J. McDonald, Sphere (1988),
"it has long been costomary for nations to blame each other for the introduction of secually transmitted diseases. For example, the Germans called VD the
Spanish scabies, the Spanish know it as the
French disease, and the French named it the
Neapolitan or
Italian malady.
Our sexual xenophobia is, if anything, slightly less severe than that of the French.
French kissing for example is relatively mild, even when applied to oral sex. A
French print is an erotic picture, and
French lessons generally involve sexual activities of various times. To the French, however, homosexuality and sometimes flagellation is
le vice anglais (the English vice), and to menstruate is to
avoir les anglaises (to have the Englishes)."
So there you go. Oral sex. Traditionally (according to the same dictonary) performed upon a lady. How it got its milder interpretation is another kettle of fish, I guess.
le vice anglais
I have never heard that phrase before.
Reasons for *bumping* this thread.
1. Sul's incredible joke.
2. Can we have Site Statistics again? They were cool.
Posted by
WarHead, around May 2006:
And a [Ban] button, please.
Even if we let Brock have control of it, it'd be worth it to see the back of Merve.
Posted by
ellipse, around May 2006:
yeah let's make power go to brock's head
Brockles, I will vote for you getting the banning button as long as you give me IMMUNITY. ;)
Posted by
WarHead, around May 2006:
Just don't make him angry. You won't like it when he's angry.
But bearing in mind that just waking up in the morning makes him angry, we could all be banned before tea time.
You never know with Brockles, eh? He's gotten a bit grumpier of late. I remember him being one of the nicest blokes on this site. Of course, it could be me that's become more annoying. :(
Posted by
Brock, around May 2006:
"I remember him being one of the nicest blokes on this site."
What? I don't think so. Not by a long chalk. I suspect your memories are utterly corrupt. Try reinstalling them.
Mathos, as much as I would like to oblige, the dirtiest picture I have of me is when I spent 2 weeks roughing it in Mozambique and didn't bath the whole time.