Discussion » Snakes on a plane

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Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
Why did nobody tell me about this genius?

From the imdb forums:

Year 2060. The US Army now uses giant snakes as army bases. The biggest snake-base, Sssrah!, is being attacked by giant bees. It's the 5 snake's best pilots job to go out and defend the snake from the bees in their supersonic snake venom powered jet.

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I dig it. What about "Snakes on a Plane 3: Plakes on a Snane". A non-sensical charming romp through the coma induced dreams of a 12 year old retarded boy. It could have a shocking twist towards the end revealing that the boy became retarded after watching Snakes on a Plane and it's sequels. And he's in a coma because he got hit by a truck... full of snakes...

Let's keep this going. Snakes on a Plane part 4? Who's got the next pitch?

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snakes on a plane four: snakes on a plain. Like the award-winning kevin bacon film, "tremors." but more snakes.

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Snakes on a Plane 5: Snakes Plain.
People all over the world begin
ordering the Snake Sandwich

*WITHOUT ONIONS!* (Queue the dissonate cello)

Sparks fly with William Peterson and David Caruso starring
as a team of forensic investigators trying to smell out the
cause of this baffling mystery.

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Snakes on a Plane 6: Snakes with Planes

Evil Pentagon scientists develop brain wave operated
fighter planes, which fall into the hands
of super-intelligent laboratory snakes,
(whose genes have been spliced.)
Revenge is on their reptillian brains for
what happened in "Snakes on a Plane 5: Snakes Plain"
For the first time in history snakes can
work the throttle, control stick,
rudder pedals and missile fire control systems simultaneously.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
i assumed everyone in blogland just _knew_

my jokelist got this 19 oct, god i'm so ahead of the curve i am:

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,16883679-13762,00.html

now get the shirt!
topatoco.com/snakes.htm
SNAKES ON A PLANE If there's better way to pretend to be an airplane with snakes flying it then I'd like to hear it. Stick your arms out and make all kinds of weird racket because this plane isn't coming down until these snakes get tired of flying it.

Does this have anything to do with that movie Snakes on a Plane? Absolutely not. Anyway that movie doesn't even come out until August 2006.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
commas killed the radi... uh, first link
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
In the bonus of Creep, the director said the film was nearly called Look Out, He's Mad.

That would have been brilliant.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 28th October 2005:
 
i like the way samuel jackson et al INSISTED they NOT change the name, that the main reason they took on the movie in the first place was in fact the hilarious name.
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 30th October 2005:
 
i already have that tshirt. i ordered it and wore it before knowing about the film.
Posted by WarHead, around 30th October 2005:
 
Cal is on the leading edge of fashion yet again.
Posted by banjo22, around April 2006:
 
i reckon that snakes on a plane is cool
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 2nd May 2006:
 
i is wit u, yo