Discussion » Des Lynam is crap

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Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 3rd November 2005:
 
The man's too dry for countdown. Richard Whiteley was the wettest man on telly.
Posted by WarHead, around 3rd November 2005:
 
Why aren't you at work?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 3rd November 2005:
 
I broke my hip falling off a bus.
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 4th November 2005:
 
see, if the hipflask had been EMPTY, it would have broken your fall.

thus: the evils of abstinence.