Discussion » Happy Birthday Ellipse

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Posted by syl_DUPE1, around November 2005:
 
I hope it is today : 7th November...


Many Happy Returns! May you have a super birthday and many more and I wish you joy and fulfilment and Love. (And good health) *toast*
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
 
Ooooh Ellipse, some luck is coming your way : this is topic number 333! (a very lucky number!)
Posted by Brock, around 6th November 2005:
 
It's the 9th.

Premature celebration. Although I doubt she will object to two birthdays...
Posted by ellipse, around 6th November 2005:
 
i'm still recovering from saturday
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
 
Oh rats. The 9th. Well, we'll have to keep this thread alive until then. Rats! Well, hope you have a great one. What happened on Saturday?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
 
it's not the 9th is it? i thought it was still monday. *moan* when o when will this week start so it can finish?
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
 
oh and happy happy, su

for, you know, whenever.


(is it tuesday yet?)
Posted by SuperFunGordon_DUPE1, around 6th November 2005:
 
Happy Birthday (:
Posted by ellipse, around 8th November 2005:
 
saturday started with bubbles & bagels, moved onto vodka and cake, later followed by gin. Somewhere in the evening there was fireworks, sparklers and chocolate.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Sounds great!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, 8th November 2005:
 
what was his name?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Brock
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Do sparklers not come under the fireworks category?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Sul is that nit-picking or splitting hairs?
Posted by Brock, around 8th November 2005:
 
And as it is now, truly, Ellipses birthday:

Happy Birthday chuckie!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Oh we're going by NZ time are we? Fair enough.

Happy Birthday chuckles!
Posted by Brock, around 8th November 2005:
 
It would seem sensible being as that is where she lives.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Happy Birthday!
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
That's why I said fair enough. I'm not arguing or suggesting an alternative.
Can we not do this here? It's her birthday and you're making a scene
Posted by Brock, around 8th November 2005:
 
You ALWAYS do this! You try and make it out to be my fault, and I didn't even want to mention it.

You always try and make me out to be the bad guy! Well you can forget sleeping with me tonight, I can tell you.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 8th November 2005:
 
Look, calm down. This can wait. Nobody wants to hear this.
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
Well YOU started it! It was the same at my sisters wedding. You caused a row then, too, and tried to blame it on me. Even when I started throwing the cake around (I was only doing it to try and get you to stop shouting) you STILL accused me of being hysterical and stupid.

I don't know what I see in you.
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
*sigh*
Right back at you, Sugarpie.
*walks off in huff*
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
"Nobody wants to hear this."

/puts hand up

I do. I do.
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
Vulture. You like to see the breakdown of a promising relationship, do you?

/sits down with a bump and feels lower lip start to tremble
Posted by WarHead, around 9th November 2005:
 
Ahem, even though it's not ellipse's burpday here for another (looks at Micky-Mouse watch) 9hrs and 10 mins, I will still wish you felicitations and congratulations, if those two gay boys will SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR A COUPLE OF MINUTES.
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
Oh! ALL pick on us, is it?

I see. It's bad enough having my Sul walk away from me again without such blatant...bloody...intolerance from the (much) older generation!

/tears welling
Posted by Grim..., around 9th November 2005:
 
/spots a 'man opening'

Alright Brock, love? It's okay, he's a bastard, but he's gone now.
You deserve to be treated better than he did - it's alright, not all of us men are like him.
Do you want six drinks?
Posted by WarHead, around 9th November 2005:
 
Oh! ALL pick on us, is it?

I see. It's bad enough having my Sul walk away from me again without such blatant...bloody...intolerance from the (much) older generation!

/tears welling


Kiss my Zimmer frame, wombat.
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
That's very nice of you, Grim, I don't mind if I do.

*thinks how nice it is for a man to make a selfless gesture with no agenda at all. Not even a bit*

My faith is restored.

/dabs eyes with a grateful, but pathetically gullible, smile
Posted by Grim..., around 9th November 2005:
 
/comes back from the bar with six drinks
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
/gulps 2 drinks down straight away

So tell me, young man, what brings you to this birthday party? Are you a friend of Ellipse?
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
What the FUCK is going here? Who's this joker and why are you all FUCKING OVER HIM?! I leave you alone for 2 minutes and you jump on the first man to take notice of you? Get your fucking coat, we're leaving.

fucking whore
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
/me meekly gets up to leave with a coy, apologetic grin at Grim while walking out
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
/me runs back and necks two more of the drinks

Cheers, love. Nice wedding ring, by the way

/minces out
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
/follows, seething but mincing equally.
Posted by Brock, around 9th November 2005:
 
See? We're made for each other, with our matching mincing!

*smiles and pats Sul's (tight) arse
Posted by Sul_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
*smiles and wraps arm around Brock*

You're forgiven. You should probably take it easy on the booze next time though.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 9th November 2005:
 
Bwahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Posted by Grim..., around 9th November 2005:
 
Ah, a happy ending =]

I'm not wearing a ring ATM, but otherwise accurate.
And I'm left with two drinks, so it didn't end that badly for me either!

Fancy a drink, Syl?
Posted by ellipse, around 10th November 2005:
 
love really is a beautiful thing
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
Thanks, Matt, I'd love to.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
That ^^ really was a hilarious skit! :D
Posted by cal_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
happy birthday lippsy :)
Posted by ellipse, around 10th November 2005:
 
possibly the best birthday present ever
Posted by WarHead, around 10th November 2005:
 
Syl, what makes you think it was a skit?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
It was when Brock said Sul had a tight arse. Sul's arse is like a sack of phlegm.
Posted by Grim..., around 10th November 2005:
 
You've not seen it?
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
/cue for Sul to post a pic of his arse.

Here is a pic of my arse. (Salty can you post Halloween Bum here?)
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
sorry BUM. I much prefer the word BUM.
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
 
Sorry Ellipse, look what your birthday party thread has turned into...
Posted by ellipse, around 11th November 2005:
 
this is the best birthday thread ever!
Posted by Saltation_DUPE1, around 12th November 2005:
 
i have to agree.
tippest of the tiptoppiest threads, whatwhat?

Do you want six drinks?

absolute class, grimothy; absolute CLASS
Here is a pic of my [BUM]. (Salty can you post Halloween Bum here?)
with great pleasure

Pumpkin Patch
Posted by syl_DUPE1, around 12th November 2005:
 
Looks like I need to lose 80 pounds instead...my bum looks just like that.