Posted by
bumdog, around 9th November 2005:
Much to the possible disgust of Mr. Henderson, I heard a wee story about Hannah-off-S-Club-7 t'other day.
When Mrs Bumdog first started teaching, one of her pupils in her Media Studies class was the aforementioned Dickensian-urchin-a-like singer. She was a bit of a nasty piece of work sadly, and also a bit 'council'. "One day, I'll be famous" she'd often crow, much to the annoyance of fellow pupils and teachers alike. When she left to join Bradley and co., the teachers all chipped in on a dartboard and placed a picture of her on it.
To the further annoyance of all, her outspoken prediction came true, as she went on to appear in that classic piece of celluloid, AGENT CODY BANKS 2!!!1111
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Wait. Mrs Bumdog? Your chick? Or your mum?
From my calcumalations, you're not much different in age to Hannah are you?
Or am I completely lost. Or are you shagging someone lots older than you?
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Or are you shagging your mum?
Posted by
bumdog, around 10th November 2005:
the mrs. she's knocking on the door of 30. she will also kill me for saying that.
Posted by
WarHead, around 10th November 2005:
I see the effects of last night's wine hasn't worn off yet, Brock.
Posted by
Grim..., around 10th November 2005:
To the further annoyance of all, her outspoken prediction came true, as she went on to appear in that classic piece of celluloid, AGENT CODY BANKS 2!!!1111
I sense sarcasm, but, in fairness, she
was famous, at least for a few years.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Yeah, but she's 24 now. Even if she was at sixth form, your missus would have to have been teaching at 24.
But (and I have just looked this up, it's not embedded in my head) she was in S-Club whassname (miami7) when she was 16, so she would already have been famous at that point. That or your bird taught her when Hannah was 16, and so your missus would have been teaching at 22.
Or was she still a student teacher? That would make more sense. Either way, I'd still shag her, snotty council house chick or not. Hannah that is, not your missus.
Or at least, not
necessarily your missus...
;)
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Source of all my knowledge:
www.vivasclub.com/sclub/bio...
Just to confirm that I am not a closet S-Club fan.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Oh, and before I forget:
Bumdog! Where the fuck have you been, you anti-social cock-knocker?
Posted by
Grim..., around 10th November 2005:
You love the Club.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Well, if I'm going to post thrice I may as well post, erm, frice? Fourfold?
Again, anyway.
:)
Posted by
WarHead, around 10th November 2005:
Yes, Brock's ideal Saturday morning would be watching Miami 7 with a box of Kleenex close to hand.
Posted by
Grim..., around 10th November 2005:
I think what Brock is trying to say is that if we assume Mrs BD is 30, then she is six years older than Hannah.
If she was teaching Hannah when Hannah was 15, Mrs BD would have been teaching when she was 21.
Which isn't that shocking, really.
I mean, Doogie Howser M.D. was a Doctor when he was 16, and he was fighting giant space bugs just a few years later!
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
I would go a Hannah/Rachel sandwich, but that is the limit of my love. It is purely sexual.
Although I would do the other two as well, to be brutally honest. They just aren't as proper lustworthy as the H/R combo. And I always thought that it was a shame that, despite having by far the best voice, Jo never got a career over weedy voice-Stevens. Just goes to show how important marketing is to 'talent', innit? Shame for the state of pop music, although better for the state of the pop video.
Still, it all worked out ok, cos you can't wank off as easily to a good pop song, can you? All is well with the world.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Actually Grim, she is
knocking on the door of 30, so she would have had to have been 20. Now that is a bit unlikely. She would have still been doing her degree.
Unless she was teaching in her year out. They do that, don't they? Yeah, ok. It all makes sense.
Wow. A disagreement that is entirely dealt with without the intervention of bumdog.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
Is there anybody you wouldn't do Brock? (don't answer that)
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
You.
And Cal. Actually, no. Just you.
:p
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
Woo, you'd do
Cal? Hear that Cal? Doesn't that make your day?
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
Sniff. It's the hair, isn't it Brock? Sniff.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
Yeah. I have a thing for greasy curtains.
Posted by
syl_DUPE1, around 10th November 2005:
Eeeuw. No, I meant you're put off by the hair I (reputedly) have all over my body?
Oooh.Ooh, nearly forgot : last night I cut about 30cm of hair off my head alone. I'm donating it to a Cancer Wig Place.
Posted by
Brock, around 10th November 2005:
"Of my head alone"
I dread to think of the Ozzy Osbourne style merkin that is implied by that statement...
Posted by
Sul_DUPE1, around 11th November 2005:
She was also in the brilliantly bad Seed of Chucky. In that she got killed and burned.
Posted by
bumdog, around November 2005:
"Yeah. I have a thing for greasy curtains."
Doesn't this apply to Syl too?
AARGGGHH!!...SORRY!!!
Posted by
Grim..., around November 2005:
I would go a Hannah/Rachel sandwich, but that is the limit of my love. It is purely sexual.
Is that these two?
Posted by
Brock, around November 2005:
bumdog: Ew. Nasty image. Now I don't need lunch.
Grim...: Yes indeedy.
/wanks furiously
Posted by
Grim..., around November 2005:
Click it for bigness.
Posted by
WarHead, around November 2005:
No, Brock
rubs it for bigness.
Then after a while he gets stickiness and floppiness.
Hahahahahahaha! 10/10 Warhead!
Posted by
Grim..., around November 2005:
Bigness? That's not the description I've heard...
